The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[murky21]

new colleague, sits next to me:
- asks questions about something only to cut you off so he can talk about it
-CONTINUALLY eats nuts all day - pistachios, peanuts the works, like a fucking SQUIRREL
fuck sake

[gwa]

there is nothing wrong with nuts. better than having someone smash crisps in all day and then bang on about they're diet.

[Lye_Form]

new colleague, sits next to me:
- asks questions about something only to cut you off so he can talk about it
-CONTINUALLY eats nuts all day - pistachios, peanuts the works, like a fucking SQUIRREL
fuck sake

sounds like you got a little crush.

[wub]

better than having someone smash crisps in all day and then bang on about they're diet.

This.

Had a job a few years ago where I start near two tubby bitches who would complain the latest diet/gym workout wasn't helping them lose weight whilst munching their way through a bag of Haribo.


CAUSE & EFFECT YOU FAT stnuc.

[Electric_Head]

I have someone who is exactly the same except she's already massive.
Comes to work with a cooler bag for the days food.
She eats from 7:30 - 4:00.
I'll walk past her desk and she's eating toasted bacon n cheese sandwiches from the canteen.
So I ask where it's from because it smelt good.
She proceeds to tell me she shouldn't be eating it because she has enough food.
Opens her cooler bag and shows me her stocks for the day.
And then tells me she's actually supposed to be dieting.

[murky21]

there is nothing wrong with nuts. better than having someone smash crisps in all day and then bang on about they're diet.

LOL yeah that sounds terrible.

[antipode]

gumtree lol

thsi fuckign tnuc had the gall to try and buy the trackpad from me LOL...and i ahve to take it out the deliver it to him...

I see you have computer for sale still?

i am IT consultant in broard medows and will take the graphics card and mouse track pad buy from you for$ 50. you will require to remove these first for me. as i am not need any other parts. i am IT tecnition and require these for building my home laptop for my son. ican take parts for 40$ please contact me for the address of my street. i will take you bank details from you and wire you$ 40

please make contact with me to organise.
best
marco

HELLO

IT IS A VERY GENEROUS DEAL YOU OFFER - IT IS GRATE TAHT U ARE AN *IT SULTANA*
UNFORTUNALEY IM NOT ABLE TO TAKE THE LAPOTOP APART COS MY HANDS ARE SADLY DISBALED

DO YOU WANT TO HEAR A STORY LITTLE MAN???

THE STORY IS I ONLY SELL THE FULL LAPTOP
I TYPE THIS WITH SIRI - DO U KNOW SIRI??? I SPEAK AND SPELL LIKE U TALK TO UR FAM ON SKYPE YEH>


KINDLY ADVISE HOW MUCH YOU OFFER COS I NEED THE MONEY TO GET TO PASCOE VALE ON A TRAIN TO BUIY A SPECIAL CAR FOR MY HANDS


WHAT IS UR FINAL OFFER BRO?

REGARDZ

FAMBO RAM A BAN

this is the greatest thing i have ever read of dsf ever.

[Johnlenham]

gumtree lol

I want to know how he responds to that (if he even does)

[LA_Boxers]

I see his offer also decreased by the end of the email.


I feel like Ive got a bit of flu on the way, just in time for the weekend. Hopefully I can get at it with some vitamins etc before it fully arrives.

[Neptune]

Dear Neighbour,

Please stop having sex in your toilet when you KNOW it's right next to my bedroom.

Thanks

[dickman69]

i had a clip of money hung up on my wall so i wont spend it

put it in my wallet b/c theyre apparently showing apartments




ended up buying $20 worth of vinyl

[jayladders]

i had a clip of money hung up on my wall so i wont spend it

put it in my wallet b/c theyre apparently showing apartments




ended up buying $20 worth of vinyl

what vinyl was it tho? might excuse u if theyre decent

[dickman69]

busta rhymes - its a party/ill vibe
bobby womack - understanding
sphere - flight path
sphere - 4 in 1
pharoah sanders - love will find a way
idris muhammad - boogie to the top

sampling tings

[jayladders]

busta rhymes - its a party/ill vibe

thatll do

[dickman69]

irony is im saving to buy serato

[Sexual_Chocolate]

serato is a good investment

[Johnlenham]

Thought I got all my files recovered from my formating fuck up a few days ago.
Turns out atleast 10 albums are missing 1-3 songs. Fucksake. Track 2 of both Kendrick lamar albums,3 off dooms VV, 1 off key to the cuffs and madvillani and fuck knows what else.
Lame.

[garethom]

Thought I got all my files recovered from my formating fuck up a few days ago.
Turns out atleast 10 albums are missing 1-3 songs. Fucksake. Track 2 of both Kendrick lamar albums,3 off dooms VV, 1 off key to the cuffs and madvillani and fuck knows what else.
Lame.

When this happened to me a few years ago, I recovered 99% of the music I lost, but various tunes had a half a second segment of "I Bet That You Look Good On The Dancefloor" embedded in them at random points.

Still occasionally get surprised by it.

[Shum]

Dear Neighbour,

Please stop having sex in your toilet when you KNOW it's right next to my bedroom.

Thanks

[Johnlenham]

Thought I got all my files recovered from my formating fuck up a few days ago.
Turns out atleast 10 albums are missing 1-3 songs. Fucksake. Track 2 of both Kendrick lamar albums,3 off dooms VV, 1 off key to the cuffs and madvillani and fuck knows what else.
Lame.

When this happened to me a few years ago, I recovered 99% of the music I lost, but various tunes had a half a second segment of "I Bet That You Look Good On The Dancefloor" embedded in them at random points.

Still occasionally get surprised by it.

Oh christ I would cry if that happened