things that have made you happy today

[Electric_Head]

A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight.
While en route home, he asks the cab driver if he would be a witness.
The man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch her in the act.
For £100, the cabby agrees.

Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip-toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there... is his wife in bed with another man!
The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.

The wife shouts, ''Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money!''
HE paid for the Porsche 911 I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
HE paid for your season tickets at Man United.
HE paid for our holiday home in Bournemouth .
HE paid for your Australian tour and the 4x4.
HE paid for your golf club membership, and HE even pays the garden services!''

Shaking his head from side to side, the husband lowers the gun.
He looks over at the cabby and says, ''What would you do?''

The cabby replies, ''I'd cover him with that blanket before he catches a cold!''

[Sonika]

shes like 14

this.

how long until the jimmy saville investigation uncovers that dsf was deeply involved in the paedo ring

That phigures.

huehuehuehuehuehueheuhe

:phigure:

[AxeD]

Oh not the rimshot

[syrup]

Copped Skreamizm 1-5

[Reese_Liar]

This Twitter-account:

[ultraspatial]

This Twitter-account:

too much

[wilson]

Soundcloud

[dickman69]

i get to shoot a dart gun today lol

[hutyluty]

Bonfire night is soo much better than halloween, still smells a bit like fireworks.

[wub]

Bought a double CD off Bandcamp, got an email thanking me with a link to the 320 versions for all tracks

[pandabear]

A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight.
While en route home, he asks the cab driver if he would be a witness.
The man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch her in the act.
For £100, the cabby agrees.

Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip-toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there... is his wife in bed with another man!
The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.

The wife shouts, ''Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money!''
HE paid for the Porsche 911 I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
HE paid for your season tickets at Man United.
HE paid for our holiday home in Bournemouth .
HE paid for your Australian tour and the 4x4.
HE paid for your golf club membership, and HE even pays the garden services!''

Shaking his head from side to side, the husband lowers the gun.
He looks over at the cabby and says, ''What would you do?''

The cabby replies, ''I'd cover him with that blanket before he catches a cold!''

This Twitter-account:

I think traffic has died down a bit. I might get out of bed, get purrty, head to the polling station, then off to get coffee and freshly made (hopefully still warm) muffins at Barrio Logan. Maybe walk around Chicano Park and take Kodak moments. Yay to paid sick days! I actually used my paid personal day since I lose that if I don't use it. Anywho, blah blah blah. Too much talking to myself.

[wilson]

Sometimes i'm just really in the mood for tunes like this.

[jayladders]

Sometimes i'm just really in the mood for tunes like this.

lol the editing on this video is so unnecessary

[ehbes]

[topmo3]

I love the tune "set it" by dream continuum so much i cant explain. its perfect and so different. Today i learnt that dream continuum is machinedrum & om unit which makes perfect sense

[wilson]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/piece-cardboa ... 0916451185

[jayladders]

Ur sig is the best I've seen

[ehbes]

Ur sig is the best I've seen

your welcome

[dickman69]

my dog does that when it attacks stinkbugs

[Hircine]

gf changed my iphone picture to that picture of Happa with his eyebrows dyed blue.