Running Story
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Re: Running Story
well send me how much you do, i might find time to complete it if you dont
Re: Running Story
Once upon a time, my cock fell off whilst i punched a rabid dog repeatedly in the face because it was being kinky with a fullstop. then it questioned life so i did a barrell roll into a pussy 6 times whilst eating a massive dick and balls due to lack of eyes.
later that evening we phoned by(?) skrillex, his grammar was bad he wanted more wobbles in his lemon jelly hoping it would make him dope. instead, his mother bought a 12 gauge shotgun for $3.60 and shoved up his chimney because phil collins sold him bad crack in portugal after beating QWOP with just his toes and a belt made from his foreskin.
Tiger testicles taste like frostie flakes mixed with duck butter which had ear snot marinating over goose gooch.
today i squid launched two young naked children onto the undulating carcass of a diseased kerry katona, showing her retarded fanbase that she squirted all over ian huntley and zomby.
meanwhile in new zealand, a strange manbearpig ran towards mala and inserted a vast wealth of truth and knowledge into his gaping wide armpit.
hidden inside the picture disk of doom was AIDS and hope hired by ruskos nipple chris langham.
Mr langham used cunning peadophilic designs to attract david dimbley and Unitz who freestyled a track on top of your own mind.
the crowd were young and ripe for picking, however, chris langham touched anyway. His uncles shook their fluffy handcuffs and waggled until they died from tandom asphyxi-wanks.
Suddenly a space time rupture startled my chickens, they suddenly dissapeared, but reappeared, then dissapeared again, grew larger, grew smaller, went invisible and reappeared upside down in the wall cavity with a dinasour that smelt suspiciously, doesnt blink.
Thats why you shouldnt play with bengas penis without asking skream, he will proceed to not blink for 9 hours, because if he doesnt, he dies of gaids.
Cat aids cured distances hemmoroids, however, he gave them to charity. parsons thinks that milk poured into space would turn and therefore be undrinkable, except when he uses his ability to detect the illuminati hidden in his suitcase whilst patting himself with spoons until the moustache police started stroking his tin foil testicles.
obama leapt forward revealing a giant toothpick shaped like a haddock.
he thrust a genital weighing almost 49 tonnes into the seafaring museum two hundred weight, he hollered at me to put orangutans over the fire.
they burnt. the smell was like the underbelly of babylon.
justin beiber once asked SGT. Pokes how to rap, Sgt. Pokes facepalmed and called youngsta using his mind.
they ate lunch which was roasted green turds.
together they danced the night away to britneys remix of Underworld.
Meanwhile in your mums armpits, seckle let out a magnificent premature fetus covered in feathers, screaming "WHO KNOWS WHAT THE CAPITAL OF EYGPT IS?!?!"
Skream replied "ya mum"
end of. chat shit get hammered with a brick
Modestep had a prolapsed dubstep forum. DSF is a type of place made of fancy strawberry laces. the end.
not yet for benga and kutz making a lemon sorbet.
genuine chocolate 360-no-scope, headshot the pope, smell gunsmoke no joke, bullet time slow-mo, soon come po-po get up and go-go. reload unload a clip at a pig, skip bail, court date fuck that no-show amilli amilli.
So anyway, I fucked that old bitch so raw until i nutted hard, she asked "has it scarred?!". I replied and got fully parred by the cliche bars
pistons ate a vinyl crate to appreciate sub-bass weight, financial state paycheck late to anticipate my fate, fishing bait lures eight legged freaks.
next week, ender bender, rear ender return to sender, mortgage lender and other nefarious characters wisely tied a large buttplug.
later that evening we phoned by(?) skrillex, his grammar was bad he wanted more wobbles in his lemon jelly hoping it would make him dope. instead, his mother bought a 12 gauge shotgun for $3.60 and shoved up his chimney because phil collins sold him bad crack in portugal after beating QWOP with just his toes and a belt made from his foreskin.
Tiger testicles taste like frostie flakes mixed with duck butter which had ear snot marinating over goose gooch.
today i squid launched two young naked children onto the undulating carcass of a diseased kerry katona, showing her retarded fanbase that she squirted all over ian huntley and zomby.
meanwhile in new zealand, a strange manbearpig ran towards mala and inserted a vast wealth of truth and knowledge into his gaping wide armpit.
hidden inside the picture disk of doom was AIDS and hope hired by ruskos nipple chris langham.
Mr langham used cunning peadophilic designs to attract david dimbley and Unitz who freestyled a track on top of your own mind.
the crowd were young and ripe for picking, however, chris langham touched anyway. His uncles shook their fluffy handcuffs and waggled until they died from tandom asphyxi-wanks.
Suddenly a space time rupture startled my chickens, they suddenly dissapeared, but reappeared, then dissapeared again, grew larger, grew smaller, went invisible and reappeared upside down in the wall cavity with a dinasour that smelt suspiciously, doesnt blink.
Thats why you shouldnt play with bengas penis without asking skream, he will proceed to not blink for 9 hours, because if he doesnt, he dies of gaids.
Cat aids cured distances hemmoroids, however, he gave them to charity. parsons thinks that milk poured into space would turn and therefore be undrinkable, except when he uses his ability to detect the illuminati hidden in his suitcase whilst patting himself with spoons until the moustache police started stroking his tin foil testicles.
obama leapt forward revealing a giant toothpick shaped like a haddock.
he thrust a genital weighing almost 49 tonnes into the seafaring museum two hundred weight, he hollered at me to put orangutans over the fire.
they burnt. the smell was like the underbelly of babylon.
justin beiber once asked SGT. Pokes how to rap, Sgt. Pokes facepalmed and called youngsta using his mind.
they ate lunch which was roasted green turds.
together they danced the night away to britneys remix of Underworld.
Meanwhile in your mums armpits, seckle let out a magnificent premature fetus covered in feathers, screaming "WHO KNOWS WHAT THE CAPITAL OF EYGPT IS?!?!"
Skream replied "ya mum"
end of. chat shit get hammered with a brick
Modestep had a prolapsed dubstep forum. DSF is a type of place made of fancy strawberry laces. the end.
not yet for benga and kutz making a lemon sorbet.
genuine chocolate 360-no-scope, headshot the pope, smell gunsmoke no joke, bullet time slow-mo, soon come po-po get up and go-go. reload unload a clip at a pig, skip bail, court date fuck that no-show amilli amilli.
So anyway, I fucked that old bitch so raw until i nutted hard, she asked "has it scarred?!". I replied and got fully parred by the cliche bars
pistons ate a vinyl crate to appreciate sub-bass weight, financial state paycheck late to anticipate my fate, fishing bait lures eight legged freaks.
next week, ender bender, rear ender return to sender, mortgage lender and other nefarious characters wisely tied a large buttplug.
Re: Running Story

admiration is flowing your way.
Re: Running Story
thats one of the funniest things i have read in a looong time.Sheff wrote:Once upon a time, my cock fell off whilst i punched a rabid dog repeatedly in the face because it was being kinky with a fullstop. then it questioned life so i did a barrell roll into a pussy 6 times whilst eating a massive dick and balls due to lack of eyes.
later that evening we phoned by(?) skrillex, his grammar was bad he wanted more wobbles in his lemon jelly hoping it would make him dope. instead, his mother bought a 12 gauge shotgun for $3.60 and shoved up his chimney because phil collins sold him bad crack in portugal after beating QWOP with just his toes and a belt made from his foreskin.
Tiger testicles taste like frostie flakes mixed with duck butter which had ear snot marinating over goose gooch.
today i squid launched two young naked children onto the undulating carcass of a diseased kerry katona, showing her retarded fanbase that she squirted all over ian huntley and zomby.
meanwhile in new zealand, a strange manbearpig ran towards mala and inserted a vast wealth of truth and knowledge into his gaping wide armpit.
hidden inside the picture disk of doom was AIDS and hope hired by ruskos nipple chris langham.
Mr langham used cunning peadophilic designs to attract david dimbley and Unitz who freestyled a track on top of your own mind.
the crowd were young and ripe for picking, however, chris langham touched anyway. His uncles shook their fluffy handcuffs and waggled until they died from tandom asphyxi-wanks.
Suddenly a space time rupture startled my chickens, they suddenly dissapeared, but reappeared, then dissapeared again, grew larger, grew smaller, went invisible and reappeared upside down in the wall cavity with a dinasour that smelt suspiciously, doesnt blink.
Thats why you shouldnt play with bengas penis without asking skream, he will proceed to not blink for 9 hours, because if he doesnt, he dies of gaids.
Cat aids cured distances hemmoroids, however, he gave them to charity. parsons thinks that milk poured into space would turn and therefore be undrinkable, except when he uses his ability to detect the illuminati hidden in his suitcase whilst patting himself with spoons until the moustache police started stroking his tin foil testicles.
obama leapt forward revealing a giant toothpick shaped like a haddock.
he thrust a genital weighing almost 49 tonnes into the seafaring museum two hundred weight, he hollered at me to put orangutans over the fire.
they burnt. the smell was like the underbelly of babylon.
justin beiber once asked SGT. Pokes how to rap, Sgt. Pokes facepalmed and called youngsta using his mind.
they ate lunch which was roasted green turds.
together they danced the night away to britneys remix of Underworld.
Meanwhile in your mums armpits, seckle let out a magnificent premature fetus covered in feathers, screaming "WHO KNOWS WHAT THE CAPITAL OF EYGPT IS?!?!"
Skream replied "ya mum"
end of. chat shit get hammered with a brick
Modestep had a prolapsed dubstep forum. DSF is a type of place made of fancy strawberry laces. the end.
not yet for benga and kutz making a lemon sorbet.
genuine chocolate 360-no-scope, headshot the pope, smell gunsmoke no joke, bullet time slow-mo, soon come po-po get up and go-go. reload unload a clip at a pig, skip bail, court date fuck that no-show amilli amilli.
So anyway, I fucked that old bitch so raw until i nutted hard, she asked "has it scarred?!". I replied and got fully parred by the cliche bars
pistons ate a vinyl crate to appreciate sub-bass weight, financial state paycheck late to anticipate my fate, fishing bait lures eight legged freaks.
next week, ender bender, rear ender return to sender, mortgage lender and other nefarious characters wisely tied a large buttplug.
andtoday i squid launched two young naked children onto the undulating carcass of a diseased kerry katona, showing her retarded fanbase that she squirted all over ian huntley and zomby.
hidden inside the picture disk of doom was AIDS




SoundcloudAntlionUK wrote:fuck you SNH
Re: Running Story
Sheff wrote: Thats why you shouldnt play with bengas penis without asking skream, he will proceed to not blink for 9 hours, because if he doesnt, he dies of gaids.
Sheff wrote:justin beiber once asked SGT. Pokes how to rap, Sgt. Pokes facepalmed and called youngsta using his mind.
Sheff wrote:pistons ate a vinyl crate to appreciate sub-bass weight, financial state paycheck late to anticipate my fate, fishing bait lures eight legged freaks.
























































































































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Re: Running Story
whole thing is jokes. im dying over here!AntlionUK wrote:Sheff wrote: Thats why you shouldnt play with bengas penis without asking skream, he will proceed to not blink for 9 hours, because if he doesnt, he dies of gaids.Sheff wrote:justin beiber once asked SGT. Pokes how to rap, Sgt. Pokes facepalmed and called youngsta using his mind.Sheff wrote:pistons ate a vinyl crate to appreciate sub-bass weight, financial state paycheck late to anticipate my fate, fishing bait lures eight legged freaks.![]()
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SoundcloudAntlionUK wrote:fuck you SNH
Re: Running Story
ok. chapter 2.
someone start.
someone start.
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