Post the dream you had this morning!

ch3 · Post by **ch3** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:03 am

When I was really small I dreamed that I went to pee. I got up, went to the toilet, sat comfortably, peed, went back to bed... Just to find out in the morning, that I did get up indeed, but walked only like a meter to the closest... chair

z.u.bee · Post by **z.u.bee** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:06 am

my ex used to say some funny shit too, one night she woke up the whole block of flats with her screetching about potatoes in her soup (shes allergic)

god knows what she was thinking!!!

funnily enough she became one of my re-occurring dreams,

i dreamed i just done a bank job and as i run outside the bank i get shot down militantly by the police, and my dying vision is her runnin past the cops to stand over me and scream "i told you this would happen you idiot"

rojparody · Post by **rojparody** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:12 am

z.u.bee wrote:my ex used to say some funny shit too, one night she woke up the whole block of flats with her screetching about potatoes in her soup (shes allergic)

god knows what she was thinking!!!

In her sleep my ex once came downstairs, told me she wasn't going back to bed cos it was on fire, and she's only go back upstairs once I'd put it out!

She remembered nothing of this the following morning!

My sister once shouted "get back in the cage you daft bastard rabbit" at 3am...

drksteppa · Post by **drksteppa** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:13 am

glad i didnt have any dreams today

delendi · Post by **delendi** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:08 am

RojParody wrote:
z.u.bee wrote: one time i dreamed the same dream but with witches and found a witch in front of me and i slapped it hard in the face, only to realize i had been woken up by my mum and i'd just give her the bitch slap of biblical proportions....
I once woke up with a start and screamed "Get the fuck off me" at my dad who was trying to wake me up for school!

My ex was the best though. Woke me up one night with an elbow to my (recently-broken) ribs. I sat bolt upright in bed (in quite a bit of pain) and she said "Get your wallet out, they're bringing us cocktails" before promptly falling back to sleep. I didn't get a minutes sleep the rest of the night cos of the pain!

i wake talk a LOT. but i've started to realise now and am close to being able to stop myself. i've come out with some proper retarded shit

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:32 am

Delendi wrote:
RojParody wrote:
z.u.bee wrote: one time i dreamed the same dream but with witches and found a witch in front of me and i slapped it hard in the face, only to realize i had been woken up by my mum and i'd just give her the bitch slap of biblical proportions....
I once woke up with a start and screamed "Get the fuck off me" at my dad who was trying to wake me up for school!

My ex was the best though. Woke me up one night with an elbow to my (recently-broken) ribs. I sat bolt upright in bed (in quite a bit of pain) and she said "Get your wallet out, they're bringing us cocktails" before promptly falling back to sleep. I didn't get a minutes sleep the rest of the night cos of the pain!

i wake talk a LOT. but i've started to realise now and am close to being able to stop myself. i've come out with some proper retarded shit

My mom used to take advantage of it... she'd come in my room and ask me questions before I woke up to see what I had been up to. One morning I finally woke up in the middle of an 'interview' and figured out what was going on... got a lot of allowance out of it for a while cause she felt guilty when I freaked out.

nesslei · Post by **nesslei** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:42 am

after all our spanking chat last night i managed to have quite a saucy dream early this morning involving spanking of the highest calibre *sigh*.

*grand* · Post by ***grand*** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:44 am

nesslei wrote:after all our spanking chat last night i managed to have quite a saucy dream early this morning involving spanking of the highest calibre *sigh*.

do tell more.

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:54 am

I dreamt about this bloody forum. How tedious.

phill the bass · Post by **phill the bass** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 11:24 am

I dreamt that DJ Distance was doing a Dubstep Football show with David Pleat of all people. There were problems with microphones, Distance was stressing out. I also remember responding to Distance's request for anyone listening outside of the UK to buy him a pair of Nike Zooms in Navy.

bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 4:28 pm

I few days ago I found a cardinal dead in the corner of this fenced off area at my house - and I had brought it out to see if the cat had been murdering again, but found no evidence of trauma - so I planted it next to a bush.

Then this morning I woke up dreaming of a little boy curled up in that corner. Creepy.

Seems like my mom sending out grandchild signals again.

bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 4:28 pm

dblpst

*grand* · Post by ***grand*** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 6:05 pm

you what...???

bagelator · Post by **bagelator** » Sun Mar 16, 2008 6:15 pm

i dreamt the bank had wiped all my debts and given me 350 quid for my troubles

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