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Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread

Post by SignalRecon » Wed Apr 23, 2014 7:56 pm

OGLemon wrote:
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Molzie wrote:would still eat her ass
+1

Would tongue fuck her asshole at least 3" deep for 40 minutes. It would taste like innocence.
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Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread

Post by ezza » Wed Apr 23, 2014 8:00 pm

its bless after shower tbf

use to think its grim, but then nev passed on the teachings of bumshido

ive deffo came around to the bum
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Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread

Post by Lye_Form » Wed Apr 23, 2014 8:03 pm

Agent 47 wrote: ive deffo came around to the bum
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Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread

Post by OGLemon » Wed Apr 23, 2014 8:25 pm

SignalRecon wrote:
OGLemon wrote:
SignalRecon wrote:
Molzie wrote:would still eat her ass
+1

Would tongue fuck her asshole at least 3" deep for 40 minutes. It would taste like innocence.
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Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread

Post by SignalRecon » Wed Apr 23, 2014 8:29 pm

pfff, snapchat me a clip of you shadow boxing if you can even punch.

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Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread

Post by bennyfroobs » Wed Apr 23, 2014 8:44 pm

SignalRecon wrote:Had a cougar force feed me her ass when i was 17, haven't looked back in over a decade.

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DJoe wrote:fuck ever putting my tongue where poo comes out. signalrecon you are a wrongun that is butters

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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tbf finger up the butt (not my butt) is always alright but iev never went for tongue up butt

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Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread

Post by bennyfroobs » Wed Apr 23, 2014 8:45 pm

that air dj guy is fucking sick haha hes just messy and absoluytely loving life, how is that cringe at all?
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TopManLurka wrote:FTR, requirements for being a 'head':

-you have to be youngsta
-you must have been in that infamous room of ten people.
-a DMZ release is preferable but not necessary.
-please note that being youngsta is mandatory.

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Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread

Post by BonerJams04 » Wed Apr 23, 2014 8:45 pm

ive never tossed a salad and i feel like im missing out. teache me signalrecon
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Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread

Post by therapist » Wed Apr 23, 2014 8:53 pm

Reverb wrote:ive never tossed a salad and i feel like im missing out. teache me signalrecon
I find that term more gross than the act itself. Not really sure why though.

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Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread

Post by ezza » Wed Apr 23, 2014 8:56 pm

really?
The licking or eating in and around the ass.
Baby, that ass is so fine that I'm gonna toss your salad. I bet I'll cum just from licking inside of your sweet ass.
seems rather innocent to me
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Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread

Post by SignalRecon » Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:01 pm

It's fairly easy, you need a good read on your girls comfort level. Assplay is like golf, you play the course you're on.

Theres no hard and fast rule but as a general outline I'd say start with some fairly sloppy head with her on her back so it drips down to her ass once shes really into it start teasing with a finger, nothing deep, you want to tickle at this stage, arouse curiosity.

Once she's responding well to this its time to flip her over, run the tongue in the general ass area, if shes already spreading her asscheeks at this point you are in for a really really good night, if shes not spread them gently and run your tongue along the backside of her vag and in the space between the front/back. At this point, any uncleanlyness is either taken care of by pre-shower (which is a great idea girls are more comfortable when they feel fresh) or by the profuse amount of saliva dripping down there.

Start to tickle the outside gently and peak the tip in, do this for a little while. Teasing and fingering her at the same time. After about 15min or so you can start to get a bit more serious with the tongue action. Gauge her response and if there is no immediate backlash you're in there as long as you start to fuck her normally first, get her off ideally or at least make her want more, dont cum and revisit the backdoor gently when you're close to cumming.

Congrats,you got your brown belt and turned a girl into a freak for everyone else that comes along.

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Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread

Post by ezza » Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:06 pm

haha yesss loool

recon on point today
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Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread

Post by cloaked_up » Wed Apr 23, 2014 10:25 pm

:o :lol:

and i thought he just posted wak fake traP lol
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Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread

Post by DJoe » Wed Apr 23, 2014 10:33 pm

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Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread

Post by Phigure » Wed Apr 23, 2014 11:14 pm

WOW VERY RELEVANT



COOL LIL B FREESTYLE TO EAT A BUTT TO

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Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread

Post by Molzie » Wed Apr 23, 2014 11:15 pm

SignalRecon wrote:It's fairly easy, you need a good read on your girls comfort level. Assplay is like golf, you play the course you're on.

Theres no hard and fast rule but as a general outline I'd say start with some fairly sloppy head with her on her back so it drips down to her ass once shes really into it start teasing with a finger, nothing deep, you want to tickle at this stage, arouse curiosity.

Once she's responding well to this its time to flip her over, run the tongue in the general ass area, if shes already spreading her asscheeks at this point you are in for a really really good night, if shes not spread them gently and run your tongue along the backside of her vag and in the space between the front/back. At this point, any uncleanlyness is either taken care of by pre-shower (which is a great idea girls are more comfortable when they feel fresh) or by the profuse amount of saliva dripping down there.

Start to tickle the outside gently and peak the tip in, do this for a little while. Teasing and fingering her at the same time. After about 15min or so you can start to get a bit more serious with the tongue action. Gauge her response and if there is no immediate backlash you're in there as long as you start to fuck her normally first, get her off ideally or at least make her want more, dont cum and revisit the backdoor gently when you're close to cumming.

Congrats,you got your brown belt and turned a girl into a freak for everyone else that comes along.
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Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread

Post by rockonin » Wed Apr 23, 2014 11:52 pm

There's nout wrong with sticking a finger in a birds arse during sex, but fuck no to rimming her. Hell no!
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Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread

Post by Molzie » Wed Apr 23, 2014 11:58 pm

you guys are confused. You're not rimming the bird after a night out or after she's taken a big hairy shit. clean bumbahole biz

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Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread

Post by RKM » Thu Apr 24, 2014 12:00 am

definitely gonna try your advice and if they're not into it tell them how a guy on http://www.dubstepforum.com told me to
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Re: The Fedora/Cringe thread

Post by rockonin » Thu Apr 24, 2014 12:06 am

Molzie wrote:you guys are confused. You're not rimming the bird after a night out or after she's taken a big hairy shit. clean bumbahole biz
Why take a chance though, and you cant exactly ask her if her anus is clean :lol: Finger for the win.
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