The Secret Ninja Wrestling Thread

[magma]

Was goldust really gay?
I honestly couldn't care but just thought his antics were flamboyant over effeminate.

No, he wasn't even played as gay actually (always had female valets that he was 'involved' with) - just immensely camp, transvestite and obsessed with attacking opponents junk.

He was everything that wrestling fans wanted to be afraid of and disgusted by but were too embarrassed to admit.

[Electric_Head]

That's strange.
I only ever looked up to him as a wrestler.
He had character, was a good fighter and always had fit birds around him.
And he licked ppl.

[wub]

Darren Young has pretty made himself bulletproof about getting released anytime soon, no way they can get rid of the only openly gay guy on the roster

[Electric_Head]

Even if it's for valid reasons, it is pretty apparent that they can't fire him for fear of being labelled as anti.

[3za]

Glodust what a legend, I never really liked him as a kid, but when I watch him now I find him funny as hell. The Goldust mouth-to-mouth segment was, um, gold

Is D Young going to be on the next series of Total Divas?
Is D young going to be the Divas champ?
Or even the next WWE champ?
Wonder what Pancake Patterson makes of all this?
Is this going to be the start of the LGBT division?
Will D young's new finisher be the bronco buster?
Or maybe the modified tombstone, you know the one where you put their head down your pants?
Is this the start of the gay era?
Will the PTP now say "MILLIONS OF COCKS!!! MILLIONS OF COCKS!!!", and jack each other off when they do their dance?
Will D Young start a 3 person heel stable called, "GWA (gays with attitude)
Will D Young now wear rainbow/pink ring gear on RAW, and pink/rainbow on Smackdown?
Will D young's music now be, "I want to brake free"
Will D Young now come to the ring a dozen male strippers?
Wiil D young, khali, and Hornswoggle make a sex tape?
Will they have a live gay sex celebration?
Will I stop asking questions?

Not very likely they will mention this on their tv programs, or make it his new gimmick.

I always thought he might be gay, or bi. I have also thought that about Bryan for years, I still think he might be some deep closet gay, or maybe bi.



Summer Slam looks like it could be one of the best WWE PPV's in years, card is sick.

[FuDuzn]

For the most part Summerslam has been meh......but holy crap that Punk/Lesnar match was something else. One of the stiffest matches I have seem on a long time, love all the submission reversals.

[3za]

^^^
Yeah that was a good one.

Kane Vs. Wyatt wasn't too bad either.

Edit: next match = as excited as a 8 year old

[FuDuzn]

It was ok, I do mark out pretty hard for the Wyatt family though.

I have a feeling the title match will be a good one for multiple reasons.

[3za]

I hope we just get a good old fashion straight wrestling tbh. But there is no way we are getting that. Still excited though

[FuDuzn]

I honestly feel like this will be like mitb 2011, Vince will try to interfere but will be stopped. Very good chance Orton cashed on though, and there probably will be a swerve after the match that leads to this.

Also, how great is the back of Bryan's shirt: Yes + Yes = Yes!

[FuDuzn]

Ha, Cena even responds to the 'you can't wrestle' chants the same way Punk did back then.

[3za]

Bryan saying thanks to his Mum, and Dad made this so much more real, feel sorry for Bryan

Good match though.

[FuDuzn]

I honestly feel like this will be like mitb 2011, Vince will try to interfere but will be stopped. Very good chance Orton cashed on though, and there probably will be a swerve after the match that leads to this.

Man, it is like I am part of the creative team.

But ya, that Orton heel turn was pretty well telegraphed to happen here. Still always lobe a good swerve on a ppv though.

Edit: oops about Vince interfering though.

[wub]

Perfect main event booking IMO;

DB goes over on Cena clean
Triple H turns on DB
Oront cashes in
Triple H & Orton both turn hell

Sets up potential for DB winning the Rumble and then challenging Orton at WM30.



RAW tonight is going to be something magical

EDIT - Also, did anyone else spot Cena/DB's recreation of a spot from their Velocity match in 2003;



@ 1m:28

[3za]

Yeah having the most over guy on the roster have a 5min title reign, and lose it to one of the most boring irrelevant guys on the roster. Perfect

Money in the bank is so shit, they need to make it that you get a match at a PPV, like they do with the Rumble. Or that you have to give a weeks notice.

Should I stay up for Raw...



Yes!

[wub]

RAW was spot on last night, loving the new corporation angle w/ The Shield acting as enforcers. Once DB finds some allies, thinking 8 man tag - Ambrose, Reigns, Rollins & Orton vs. DB, RVD etc.

[magma]

Great Summerslam, I thought. Lesnar/Punk was a candidate for match of the year and Cena/Bryan was brilliant too. Great storytelling and wrestling in both.

Kane/Wyatt was a great way to kick it off... but they shouldn't have let the ring of fire get compromised so easily. Pretty cool still... the Wyatt's are excellent.

Somewhere on the horizon there's a Punk/Bryan feud that will define this 'era'.

[Blenky]

The D-Bry 3:16 era is upon us. I have never been worked as hard as I was at the end of the summerslam match I think my neighbours thought I was abusing someone the amount of times I called hunter a fucking tnuc

[magma]

The D-Bry 3:16 era is upon us. I have never been worked as hard as I was at the end of the summerslam match I think my neighbours thought I was abusing someone the amount of times I called hunter a fucking tnuc

I totally forgot Summerslam had been on yesterday and opened this thread when I saw it get bumped... saw:

Bryan saying thanks to his Mum, and Dad made this so much more real, feel sorry for Bryan

Good match though.

... and figured Bryan would lose to Cena somehow. When he won, I marked HARD thinking that 3za had been posting fake spoilers as some sort of joke. Then the Pedigree happened and I did a shout.

We need spoiler tags....

[Electric_Head]

I'm still confounded by the love that wrestling still receives in here.

Do they still do the sleeper holds where the guy is out for 4 counts but suddenly his hand rises up and he is no longer unconscious.
ala undertaker sitting up.