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the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Sat May 02, 2009 9:19 am

Dead Rats wrote:Make her jealous. Hire a midget stripper for yourself and have sex with it in the library in front of her.

...contact info?

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Sat May 02, 2009 9:21 am

The Wiggle Baron wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:Make her jealous. Hire a midget stripper for yourself and have sex with it in the library in front of her.
...contact info?

I'm still waiting for DubLuke to PM it to me, mate.

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Sat May 02, 2009 9:35 am

aahhhh nah thats sound man, already got his info. Comes in a cape and everyfing...

cityzen · Post by **cityzen** » Sat May 02, 2009 11:56 am

Concentrate on your exams! If you and her were meant to be then she can wait. If she doesn't then you weren't. Anyway, soon you'll be a qualified radiographer or whatever it is your looking to do and you'll have enough money to buy yourself a bride from the Philippians.

tronn · Post by **tronn** » Mon May 04, 2009 1:16 pm

The Wiggle Baron wrote:...what do you reckon to this plan

Kind of, ignore her? She does drop round occasionaly/see her in the library or whatever, but beyond that I might stop actively getting hold of her etc? It will stop me losing the plot slightly, and might avoid the ever potential descent into friendville? Makes sense in my head. But then, alot of shit does.

I totally agree with this. If you start doing this though, you have be extra friendly/funny the few times that you do meet up, so that she doesnt think you hate her all of a sudden, or shell see through it. Don't overdo it though.

Also a text/phone call here or there, without making plans to meet up is good. I guess you'd call her about school or something, then after youd tease/flirt with her etc. then just be like 'aright I gotta go. Talk to you soon!'

Also if she calls to invite you out somewhere, take her up on it, and be funny/romantic/great the way you have been, but you should be the one to end the night first (unless you see secks on the horizon, in which case, keep goind forward lol)

Essentially I guess you want to go from the mindset of; 'I still really like this girl, but I'm craazzzy busy, so I can't meet up with her as often as I like, but when we do meet it i'll make sure its a really fun time.'

You DONT want to go from the mindset of: 'Let me blow her off every chance I get, and ignore her when shes around, and that will make her like me more.' Cause it won't it'll just cause both of you stress

Good luck man, were rooting for you here in the states!

de-fi · Post by **de-fi** » Mon May 04, 2009 1:22 pm

tronn wrote:
The Wiggle Baron wrote:...what do you reckon to this plan

Kind of, ignore her? She does drop round occasionaly/see her in the library or whatever, but beyond that I might stop actively getting hold of her etc? It will stop me losing the plot slightly, and might avoid the ever potential descent into friendville? Makes sense in my head. But then, alot of shit does.
I totally agree with this. If you start doing this though, you have be extra friendly/funny the few times that you do meet up, so that she doesnt think you hate her all of a sudden, or shell see through it. Don't overdo it though.

Also a text/phone call here or there, without making plans to meet up is good. I guess you'd call her about school or something, then after youd tease/flirt with her etc. then just be like 'aright I gotta go. Talk to you soon!'

Also if she calls to invite you out somewhere, take her up on it, and be funny/romantic/great the way you have been, but you should be the one to end the night first (unless you see secks on the horizon, in which case, keep goind forward lol)

Essentially I guess you want to go from the mindset of; 'I still really like this girl, but I'm craazzzy busy, so I can't meet up with her as often as I like, but when we do meet it i'll make sure its a really fun time.'

You DONT want to go from the mindset of: 'Let me blow her off every chance I get, and ignore her when shes around, and that will make her like me more.' Cause it won't it'll just cause both of you stress

Good luck man, were rooting for you here in the states!

Do you write agony aunt columns?

Pada · Post by **Pada** » Mon May 04, 2009 1:38 pm

De-Fi wrote:
tronn wrote:
The Wiggle Baron wrote:...what do you reckon to this plan

Kind of, ignore her? She does drop round occasionaly/see her in the library or whatever, but beyond that I might stop actively getting hold of her etc? It will stop me losing the plot slightly, and might avoid the ever potential descent into friendville? Makes sense in my head. But then, alot of shit does.
I totally agree with this. If you start doing this though, you have be extra friendly/funny the few times that you do meet up, so that she doesnt think you hate her all of a sudden, or shell see through it. Don't overdo it though.

Also a text/phone call here or there, without making plans to meet up is good. I guess you'd call her about school or something, then after youd tease/flirt with her etc. then just be like 'aright I gotta go. Talk to you soon!'

Also if she calls to invite you out somewhere, take her up on it, and be funny/romantic/great the way you have been, but you should be the one to end the night first (unless you see secks on the horizon, in which case, keep goind forward lol)

Essentially I guess you want to go from the mindset of; 'I still really like this girl, but I'm craazzzy busy, so I can't meet up with her as often as I like, but when we do meet it i'll make sure its a really fun time.'

You DONT want to go from the mindset of: 'Let me blow her off every chance I get, and ignore her when shes around, and that will make her like me more.' Cause it won't it'll just cause both of you stress

Good luck man, were rooting for you here in the states!
Do you write agony aunt columns?

He does now.

tronn · Post by **tronn** » Mon May 04, 2009 1:42 pm

adisize wrote:
De-Fi wrote:
tronn wrote:
The Wiggle Baron wrote:...what do you reckon to this plan

Kind of, ignore her? She does drop round occasionaly/see her in the library or whatever, but beyond that I might stop actively getting hold of her etc? It will stop me losing the plot slightly, and might avoid the ever potential descent into friendville? Makes sense in my head. But then, alot of shit does.
I totally agree with this. If you start doing this though, you have be extra friendly/funny the few times that you do meet up, so that she doesnt think you hate her all of a sudden, or shell see through it. Don't overdo it though.

Also a text/phone call here or there, without making plans to meet up is good. I guess you'd call her about school or something, then after youd tease/flirt with her etc. then just be like 'aright I gotta go. Talk to you soon!'

Also if she calls to invite you out somewhere, take her up on it, and be funny/romantic/great the way you have been, but you should be the one to end the night first (unless you see secks on the horizon, in which case, keep goind forward lol)

Essentially I guess you want to go from the mindset of; 'I still really like this girl, but I'm craazzzy busy, so I can't meet up with her as often as I like, but when we do meet it i'll make sure its a really fun time.'

You DONT want to go from the mindset of: 'Let me blow her off every chance I get, and ignore her when shes around, and that will make her like me more.' Cause it won't it'll just cause both of you stress

Good luck man, were rooting for you here in the states!
Do you write agony aunt columns?
He does now.

Whose agony aunt?

I dont know if this is the case for everyone that lives here, but for me, it takes alot of work to hookup with hot girls in nyc

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Mon May 04, 2009 1:54 pm

lol nah its good, big up on the advice

Some sage wisdom in this thar thread.

...I do think it might be pertinent to point out at this time however, that conversations regarding school are unlikely

Although I can see where you might have gotten that impression, regarding the amazing inadequecy on my behalf, she is in fact 22.

Not doing a good job of avoiding her though lol. In fact, I do believe shes cutting my hair tonight...ahem

megaladon · Post by **megaladon** » Mon May 04, 2009 5:54 pm

fucking hell... what a marathon. All 18 pages of that I've just read, gripping it was. I've got a bit of coursework in tomorrow that I've hardly started and have jsut spent half an hour reading that, not a waste of time at all.

I agree with the general theme, man the fuck up, kiss her. I do this shit too, it's lame, if you've got time for haircutting and what 2,430573 cups of tea? then you've got time to launch yourself at her.

Great stuff.

a of dkr · Post by **a of dkr** » Mon May 04, 2009 8:55 pm

wot?
she's cutting your hair and u still haven't made a move? FRIENDZONEFOREVER written all over i'm afraid. u might still have chances, but only if you do something really quick and don't give up even if she does put you off a couple of times.
next she'll start talking to you about previous bfs/ potential future ones ffs.

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Mon May 04, 2009 9:16 pm

ohhhh

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Tue May 05, 2009 12:28 am

Well, its kind of here nor there to the relationship...but she did a shit hot haircut

First time shes ever cut anyone hair too lol

de-fi · Post by **de-fi** » Tue May 05, 2009 12:39 am

The Wiggle Baron wrote:Well, its kind of here nor there to the relationship...but she did a shit hot haircut

First time shes ever cut anyone hair too lol

You kind of have to say that though.

I remember crying after one particularly bad haircut as a kid. Made for the most awkward 30mins of my life when my mum told the same lady just before she cut my hair the next time.

tronn · Post by **tronn** » Tue May 05, 2009 12:31 pm

Damn dude, I may be wrong but it sounds like you're in the friendzone for real.

I think you should get some other female options, bet she wont want to wait until after exams when she sees you getting cup o teas with other ladies, or getting other parts of your body shaved by diff females

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Tue May 05, 2009 12:34 pm

All of a sudden, I want to go to New York.

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Tue May 05, 2009 12:48 pm

wiggles mate, id put it on her friends, sheel be proper jealous..

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Tue May 05, 2009 12:52 pm

lol i dont roll like that

Basically, I think my plan is to just get involved the day of our last exam. Soon as theyre done, get her to one side at some point and...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eHqYtUDWio

Pretty much the only option I think. Last night would actually have just been too perfect if it wasn't for exams. Radio gold dropping some CLASSIC love ballads, with the odd intense face to face fringe-cutting moment...

LEQ · Post by **LEQ** » Tue May 05, 2009 1:06 pm

Should've pulled the old fringe move.

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