The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[DRTY]

What did you get? I've had a few amusing ones before, never scary

[Laszlo]

DRTY - do you ever say yes to a drop in price?
I'm on a 'take it or leave it' flex personally.

[DRTY]

DRTY - do you ever say yes to a drop in price?
I'm on a 'take it or leave it' flex personally.

Na, only reason I'm considering it now is because it's someone I know, and if I do I'm gonna less work... leave the waste or something. But yeah agree, if you ask for a price; you get a price, that is the price, simple. You don't go to bloody Sainsbury's and haggle with the checkout person (or offer them a cheque) why's it OK to do it to us?

Another good one... will you do it for less for cash? Errrrr

[Laszlo]

Haven't heard that one in a few years, tbh. I genuinely think i'd have trouble not laughing in their face if they asked me that.











good luck with your project

[DRTY]

It's shocking, also if they offer cheques and you reply; couldn't you transfer it online? They look at you as if you've just killed their dog. Sometimes even ask you to come back at a later date to collect a cheque .

Equivalent; go to Sainsbury's do your shopping, walk out without paying, security guard stop you "oh no sir I'm not stealing it, I'll come back a bit later in the week to pay"

[Laszlo]

And yet we're the con artists

[garethom]

Pretty sure this is a conspiracy to make us stop trying to knock down your rip off prices

[Laszlo]

*laughs maniacally*


(Me, DRTY and a mate at the last annual "Fuck People Who Can't Do It Themselves" get-together.)

[Sexual_Chocolate]

fuck you mcdonalds

[lloydy]

tnuc up the local field thinking he knows his dog better than he does and nearly causing mine to have his first fight when i'm out actually training mine off the lead.What a complete and utter tnuc

[DRTY]

*laughs maniacally*


(Me, DRTY and a mate at the last annual "Fuck People Who Can't Do It Themselves" get-together.)

Don't post that shit, or tell anyone about our Lamborghinis

[Reese_Liar]

Right side speaker stopped working, have to listen to everything in mono now or put on headphones

[chekov]

http://www.theguardian.com/law/2013/aug ... rights-act

ffs

[particle-jim]

http://www.theguardian.com/law/2013/aug ... rights-act

ffs

[magma]

Such a twat.

[mIrReN]

wow

this is no longer rustling jimmies, this is asking for a beatdown

[syrup]

my computer is being really slow... i'm rendering a tune at 1.6x when usually it's like 10x

[Reese_Liar]

Holy shit, I'm glad David Cameron is not my prime minister

(That being said, our government isn't exactly doing our country a lot of favors either.)

[chekov]

didn't the danish government introduce a shitload of internet filters?

[magma]

This guy.

Godfrey Bloom, the senior Ukip politician under fire for referring to "bongo bongo land", has come up with another reason why the phrase is not racist – it refers to a white antelope.

The MEP said the expression was "not racist at all" because the dictionary defined the "bongo" as a white forest-dwelling animal.

Bloom had previously issued a qualified apology to anyone "genuinely offended" by the phrase, following pressure from his party leader, Nigel Farage. However, on Thursday morning he was back on the airwaves defending the expression once again.

"If anybody would care to take the trouble to get out the Oxford dictionary this morning and look it up, you'll find that bongo is a white antelope, lives in the forest, there is no connotation of racism about it whatsoever," he said. "Bongo land is the land of the antelope.