The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[chekov]

apparently that guy represents me

[volcanogeorge]

i assume you've seen this:

[Sexual_Chocolate]

Sounds like the kind've guy who would use the term "chinaman" to describe someone from Asia.

smh.

[chekov]

i assume you've seen this:

what a bumbling twat

[soulkids]

i have no idea who this guy is or to what party he belongs to (can imagine tho) but he seriously cracks me up

[particle-jim]

i have no idea who this guy is or to what party he belongs to (can imagine tho) but he seriously cracks me up

uk independence party, anti-eu, anti immigration etc etc etc

[bennyfroobs]

http://www.theguardian.com/law/2013/aug ... rights-act

ffs

its a shame there would be radical reforms if someone just bumped him off

[magma]

http://www.theguardian.com/law/2013/aug ... rights-act

ffs

its a shame there would be radical reforms if someone just bumped him off

When they tightly strap me in, give me lethal injection,
Just a few moments to live, no remorse for what I did,
It was for the betterment of man, I gave the utmost sacrifice,
Before more damage could be done I took his life.

There was a split second of silence when the dart punctured the skin,
Beady eyes rolled back in head, body dropped from the poison,
They could incapacitate me, but could not erase my sneer,
I heard a thousand people screaming, while three billion others cheered,
He was gone, and I would soon be...

Executed by the state, all appeals would be in vain,
I was not criminally insane, in fact, I was found to be,
An otherwise caring and respectable member of society,
A minor threat, except for that one man I killed.

As the sedatives take effect, I just smile and close my eyes,
There's a priest kneeling next to me, he asks me if I realize,
I was going straight to hell, and he thought that I should know,
That the man I killed's replacement planned this whole scenario,
And what I did had no significance at all.

[Muncey]

Just noticed an event near me, Paul Woolford 2 hour set.. right in the middle of when I'm going home. I'm only going for 2 weeks ffs

Also Bloom and Cameron are mongers.

[kidshuffle]

i assume you've seen this:

technically, bongo bongo land should be cuba, not africa

also, bongo bongo land was a real epithet? it even has a wiki

you brits have weird racial phrases

[Neptune]

URGH.

[particle-jim]

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/49752 ... m-ukip.htm

But on the wacky world of the internet, Bloom's message has morphed in to something completely different. Web users have been flooding in their droves to the website of Um Bongo - a colourful fruit juice for children from the 1980s. Web servers hosting Um Bongo's site struggled to cope as demand surged to ten times its normal level, as more people than usual logged on and the word 'bongo' was sent viral.

The furore over Bloom's outburst also produced another amusing side note, as the Yorkshire MEP suffered the indignity of being ostracised by a soft drink. Um Bongo distanced itself from Bloom's comments - before he finally did so himself by issuing an apology. A spokesman said: "Um Bongo has no political affiliations at all, although all our owners are keen environmentalists.

"We're proud to say that Um Bongo is alive and well and being made under license in Bridgwater, Somerset with the kind permission of the orang-utans, rhinoceroses and hippopotamuses that own the brand."

[truhed]

Godfrey Bloom's like UKIP's version of boris lol

technically, bongo bongo land should be cuba, not africa

haha mala in bongo bongo land

[magma]

Delicious, non-racist soft drink or not, nobody should ever be proud of being based in Bridgwater.

[Kochari]

I love Um Bongo, but I agree with Magma, Bridgwater is an abomination.

[antipode]

Can't remember the last time I drank to the point of being drunk TBH, there's a drinking culture over here but it's more constant small drinks after work and in the evening, plus as it's a legal requirement to give free food whenever you serve beers it's impossible to get proper pissed as there is always tapas to soak it up.

My festival/rave tipple is usually weed, ket, and whatever hallucinogens I can get.

2CB has been doing it this summer. Slow hitting, long lasting buzz. Trippy visuals. Mellow halflife, no issues sleeping and can eat on it.

Glad you mentioned this, my experience with drugs is minimal, bunned too much weed, but only tried mdma 3 times (had a fucking ball each time) and ketamine once (what's the fucking point, shit drug). really want to try some more hallucinogenic stuff now tbh. An experienced friend of mine said 2CB was the one, real controllable via dosage and a lot of fun with only minor side effects. So i reckon might get on silk road and order some of that in.

DMT

[kidshuffle]

why did the underwear thread get deleted?

[ehbes]

why did the underwear thread get deleted?

Because agent got drunk

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[volcanogeorge]

why do you have a screenshot of that tho?

[ehbes]

why do you have a screenshot of that tho?

It was texted to me by a fellow ninja