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Post by Marzz » Mon Aug 27, 2012 3:34 am

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Post by sigbowls » Mon Aug 27, 2012 4:04 am

Sheff wrote:best thread of 2011
and 2012
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Post by kidshuffle » Tue Aug 28, 2012 4:28 pm

had in between a type 4 and 5, damn
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Post by ehbes » Tue Aug 28, 2012 4:29 pm

signals wrote:
Sheff wrote:best thread of 2011
and 2012
there should be poll on this at the end of the year
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Post by sigbowls » Tue Aug 28, 2012 4:31 pm

i poo hard
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Post by Terpit » Tue Aug 28, 2012 4:33 pm

Blocked my toilet earlier
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Post by idontreallygiveashit » Wed Aug 29, 2012 3:22 pm

sleep deprivation + cheese and onion pasties + nicotine withdrawal + tons of coffee.

not looking good, can barely stand up without feeling like i'll lose control, just need to go home and turn myself inside out. fuck your bristol scale, this is gonna be a number 8
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by SheepShagga » Mon Sep 03, 2012 8:27 pm

Just had a shit and a nosebleed at the same time. Straining like a madman trying to shit out the last ****** bits when my nose starts bleeding. Blood all up the walls and down my jeans and I had to waddle across the house to the cupboard as the toilet paper ran out as I was stopping the nosebleed. Nearly fell into the fucking toilet then.
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by SCope13 » Mon Sep 03, 2012 8:30 pm

Is it possible to poop without peeing?
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by vishes » Mon Sep 03, 2012 8:51 pm

didn't have to wipe today. Cherish those days people.
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Post by idontreallygiveashit » Mon Sep 03, 2012 8:53 pm

How did you know you didn't have to wipe if you didn't wipe?
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Post by vishes » Mon Sep 03, 2012 8:55 pm

:lol: I knew someone would say that.

Well I had one wipe and there was no brownness.
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Post by noam » Mon Sep 03, 2012 10:35 pm

SheepShagga wrote:Just had a shit and a nosebleed at the same time. Straining like a madman trying to shit out the last ****** bits when my nose starts bleeding. Blood all up the walls and down my jeans and I had to waddle across the house to the cupboard as the toilet paper ran out as I was stopping the nosebleed. Nearly fell into the fucking toilet then.
to add to your misery if only you'd managed to film this you'd probably be a millionaire by now...
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Post by BonerJams04 » Mon Sep 03, 2012 11:54 pm

idontreallygiveashit wrote:How did you know you didn't have to wipe if you didn't wipe?
Sometimes you can just tell
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Post by kidshuffle » Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:01 am

there is no just tell imo

there is a very well educated guess, but you always should do the safety wipe :o
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by idontreallygiveashit » Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:04 am

SheepShagga wrote:Just had a shit and a nosebleed at the same time. Straining like a madman trying to shit out the last ****** bits when my nose starts bleeding. Blood all up the walls and down my jeans and I had to waddle across the house to the cupboard as the toilet paper ran out as I was stopping the nosebleed. Nearly fell into the fucking toilet then.
did you say n*gger bits? :cornlol: still the funniest thing i've read on this thread
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by ehbes » Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:04 am

Safety is an obvious...cant run the risk of a skid mark
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Post by sigbowls » Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:07 am

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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by SCope13 » Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:31 am

kidshuffle wrote:there is no just tell imo

there is a very well educated guess, but you always should do the safety wipe :o
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by dickman69 » Tue Sep 04, 2012 1:03 am

pooping absolute water the last 2 days

have to go out fishing in waders tomorrow...

what if i poop
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