ADMIN people need to chill out and seckle down

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:07 pm

that's six!

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:09 pm

Lol!

I meant the eventual sum-up will be good

got some Class-A guys on here, who do nothing but make me laugh.

And you, bretherin, are one of them..

SUM AWAY!

badger · Post by **badger** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:10 pm

stanton wrote:Somehow hamsters aren't quite as interesting as veg

what about roast hamster stuffed with damsons?

badger · Post by **badger** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:14 pm

and judging from what i've heard about his bizarre sexual practises it's proabably already been done

stanton · Post by **stanton** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:29 pm

badger wrote:
stanton wrote:Somehow hamsters aren't quite as interesting as veg
what about roast hamster stuffed with damsons?

Pluck the little blighter and flambés him in a fine brandy and I'm there.

Are those my sexual practises you're referring to?

badger · Post by **badger** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:38 pm

stanton wrote:
badger wrote:
stanton wrote:Somehow hamsters aren't quite as interesting as veg
what about roast hamster stuffed with damsons?

Fuck the little blighter and flambés him in a fine brandy and I'm there.

Are those my sexual practises you're referring to?

well i wasn't before but i am now. hamsterphile

sinc_vision · Post by **sinc_vision** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:12 pm

catch up time. red dwarf definitely didn't age well. spaced is one the greatest. vegetables are better than they sound. best in belly, not on face. both mash and roast taters are required. one can imagine the sight of pk being devoured over dinner, recorded in time-lapse footage, akin to the stripping of a whale carcass by the scavenging hoardes. beer after brushing teeth is the worst, because of this i stopped brushing my teeth before going out drinking, not much point if i'm only gonna get vagrant breath anyway. tea and toast in the morning, one slice of marmite one of marmalade, for the last few bites put the two slices together, tastes like maple syrup. cereal on the weekends, 3 bowls, milk in the freezer for about half an hour prior to consumption.

stanton · Post by **stanton** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:15 pm

DJ Sinc Vision wrote:catch up time. red dwarf definitely didn't age well. spaced is one the greatest. vegetables are better than they sound. best in belly, not on face. both mash and roast taters are required. one can imagine the sight of pk being devoured over dinner, recorded in time-lapse footage, akin to the stripping of a whale carcass by the scavenging hoardes. beer after brushing teeth is the worst, because of this i stopped brushing my teeth before going out drinking, not much point if i'm only gonna get vagrant breath anyway. tea and toast in the morning, one slice of marmite one of marmalade, for the last few bites put the two slices together, tastes like maple syrup. cereal on the weekends, 3 bowls, milk in the freezer for about half an hour prior to consumption.

BOOM!
and like that.... he was gone.

rekordah · Post by **rekordah** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:47 pm

stanton wrote:
pk- wrote:
Shonky wrote:
pk- wrote:there are few delights that top washing down a slice of toast & peanut butter with an enormous cup of stewed tea
Big up the aspirational crew
simple pleasures for simple people.
You busy on Sunday? Wanna go throw rocks in the canal again?

I just laughed so hard picturing you to do that!

stanton · Post by **stanton** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:52 pm

rekorder wrote:
You busy on Sunday? Wanna go throw rocks in the canal again?

I just laughed so hard picturing you to do that!

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When I posted that this morning, hungover, bollock naked, with a cup of tea and some toast it really did seem like a jolly good way to spend some time.

rekordah · Post by **rekordah** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:55 pm

Just a lil' bit to much information there love!

But yeh to be quite honest i'd love to spend a day throwing rocks into a canal. Maybe the Thames?

stanton · Post by **stanton** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:07 pm

Dubstep fishing club! Good vibes and bass!

rekordah · Post by **rekordah** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:21 pm

Fucking hell they're huge!

Pretty minimal breasts tho....

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:03 pm

stanton wrote:Dubstep fishing club! Good vibes and bass!

i would

the fish not the girl

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 6:58 pm

dubluke wrote:
stanton wrote:Dubstep fishing club! Good vibes and bass!

i would

the fish not the girl

Any quite frankly. Or combinations.

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:31 pm

she does have magnificent chest lumps

nesslei · Post by **nesslei** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 2:07 am

dubluke wrote:she does have magnificent chest lumps

we obviously have different tastes

blizzardmusic · Post by **blizzardmusic** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 10:55 am

where did the breakfast thread go?

bring it back!

CHOCOLATE SPREAD ON 2 SLICE OF TOAST WITH A MONSTEROUS EARL GREY BREW OR SHAT APPP!

stanton · Post by **stanton** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 11:24 am

freshly ground peruvian coffee beans round casa del Stanto this morning. 4 cups or STFU.

rekordah · Post by **rekordah** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 2:42 pm

Anybody been watching the darts?

I was upset Fitton got knocked out, a man who comes on skanking to one step beyond is quite claerly the dubsteppers choice.

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