things that have made you happy today

mIrReN · Post by **mIrReN** » Wed Mar 20, 2013 1:45 pm

not in ur main lugage

magma · Post by **magma** » Wed Mar 20, 2013 1:57 pm

Yeah, I've been amazed with what I've accidentally brought home at times.

But you try to get Semtex through ONE TIME and suddenly you're a "terrorist".

And he's about as 'armless as DJs get.

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constrobuz · Post by **constrobuz** » Wed Mar 20, 2013 1:58 pm

lol garethom collects knives a bb guns what a fucking loser

Marcus · Post by **Marcus** » Wed Mar 20, 2013 2:07 pm

constrobuz wrote:lol garethom collects knives a bb guns what a fucking loser

When you stay stuff like that I just think about what look like and can't help but laugh.

Doozle · Post by **Doozle** » Wed Mar 20, 2013 2:08 pm

My housemate and her boyfriend took tortoises they bought at a Tunisian market back home in their hand luggage. That's much worse than trying to take knives.

A mate of mine took a joint in his luggage to New York, US customs would've fucked him over if he got caught.

Johnlenham · Post by **Johnlenham** » Wed Mar 20, 2013 2:12 pm

garethom wrote:
southstar wrote:
garethom wrote:Me and my girlfriend got into a brief argument when she stopped me buying a pack of throwing knives when we were in greece, what a joke, was only about 7 in there. That will not happen again.
Customs would have taken them anyway
customs don't do shit for stuff in your suitcase (not sure if they're meant to), but yeah, I've got knives/daggers/bb guns etc. in.

customs aint shit but hoes and tricks, lick on these nuts and suck the dick

Yeah my gfs sister brought back two machetes from Borneo in her filght case. The holders had her names and boyfriends names carved into it and now the have these things just floating around the house

Lye_Form · Post by **Lye_Form** » Wed Mar 20, 2013 2:24 pm

my mate brought a taser back from turkey... he is the type of fucker to use it as well.

magma · Post by **magma** » Wed Mar 20, 2013 2:30 pm

http://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/featur ... ocean.html

garethom · Post by **garethom** » Wed Mar 20, 2013 2:38 pm

mIrReN wrote:not in ur main lugage

What do you mean by main luggage? obvs not hand luggage, but yeah, definitely suitcases.

Marcus wrote:
constrobuz wrote:lol garethom collects knives a bb guns what a fucking loser
When you stay stuff like that I just think about what look like and can't help but laugh.

This lol. I got a dagger when i was 12, you absolute virgin.

dickman69 · Post by **dickman69** » Wed Mar 20, 2013 2:39 pm

main luggage means ur dick right

AxeD · Post by **AxeD** » Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:40 pm

rayman612 wrote:main luggage means ur dick right

Always the funny looks when you try to check in your dong innit.

constrobuz · Post by **constrobuz** » Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:48 pm

garethom wrote:
mIrReN wrote:not in ur main lugage
What do you mean by main luggage? obvs not hand luggage, but yeah, definitely suitcases.

Marcus wrote:
constrobuz wrote:lol garethom collects knives a bb guns what a fucking loser
When you stay stuff like that I just think about what look like and can't help but laugh.
This lol. I got a dagger when i was 12, you absolute virgin.

lmao "dagger" this is real life not an rpg. the only virgin here is you, only absolute autist betas collect weapons of any kind.

Mason · Post by **Mason** » Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:48 pm

Forum · Post by **Forum** » Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:52 pm

I dont know what what the laws are but i saw some guy when i flew back from turkey being asked what ninja stars were doing in his luggage

Terpit · Post by **Terpit** » Wed Mar 20, 2013 4:08 pm

constrobuz wrote:
garethom wrote:
mIrReN wrote:not in ur main lugage
What do you mean by main luggage? obvs not hand luggage, but yeah, definitely suitcases.

Marcus wrote:
constrobuz wrote:lol garethom collects knives a bb guns what a fucking loser
When you stay stuff like that I just think about what look like and can't help but laugh.
This lol. I got a dagger when i was 12, you absolute virgin.
lmao "dagger" this is real life not an rpg. the only virgin here is you, only absolute autist betas collect weapons of any kind.

Marcus wrote:When you stay stuff like that I just think about what look like and can't help but laugh.

constrobuz · Post by **constrobuz** » Wed Mar 20, 2013 4:18 pm

that pic is nearly 5 years old, also im sure you all are no george clooneys.

Forum · Post by **Forum** » Wed Mar 20, 2013 4:19 pm

What picture is this?

Terpit · Post by **Terpit** » Wed Mar 20, 2013 4:21 pm

Cant post it coz construpuss reports people that do, google image search construbuz though, its the first one

kidshuffle · Post by **kidshuffle** » Wed Mar 20, 2013 4:22 pm

constrobuz wrote:
garethom wrote:
mIrReN wrote:not in ur main lugage
What do you mean by main luggage? obvs not hand luggage, but yeah, definitely suitcases.

Marcus wrote:
constrobuz wrote:lol garethom collects knives a bb guns what a fucking loser
When you stay stuff like that I just think about what look like and can't help but laugh.
This lol. I got a dagger when i was 12, you absolute virgin.
lmao "dagger" this is real life not an rpg. the only virgin here is you, only absolute autist betas collect weapons of any kind.

sonned

Forum · Post by **Forum** » Wed Mar 20, 2013 4:24 pm

Terpit wrote:Cant post it coz construpuss reports people that do, google image search construbuz though, its the first one

Sounds familiar, the colour blue comes to mind for some reason..

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