The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[steppo]

forgot wallet at home with a big bank deposit i need to make

[DZA]

I feel as though Im being snowed in by spamming trolls. Where do they come from? Why do they come in waves and seem to get more prolific each time?

FUCK OFF WITH YOUR POINTLESS POSTS AND THREADS.

[magma]

Late shift. Want to go hoooooooome.

[dubluke]

I really need to poo but I can't as i'm the only one in teh office and can't leave me desk in case some peoples come in and want to buy some bigboy houses

[NilsFG]

I really need to poo but I can't as i'm the only one in teh office and can't leave me desk in case some peoples come in and want to buy some bigboy houses

Just do one of them Turbo-Shits.

You know; rush to the toilet, while running unzip your pants, walk in, shit with 1000000 Pa of pressure on your intestines, whipe whipe whipe and get back to your desk.
This all in +/- 2 minutes

[BNanni]

WHY DO PEOPLE INSIST ON PUTTING MAYONNAISE IN EVERYTHING?!

Fucking mayo.

[Coppola]

WHY DO PEOPLE INSIST ON PUTTING MAYONNAISE IN EVERYTHING?!

Fucking mayo.

is it you that finds mayo repulsive? or was it ham with you

And I love mayonaise! MAYO FTW

[BNanni]

WHY DO PEOPLE INSIST ON PUTTING MAYONNAISE IN EVERYTHING?!

Fucking mayo.

is it you that finds mayo repulsive? or was it ham with you

And I love mayonaise! MAYO FTW

Haha I hate both.
But ham, I hate nothing more so, than that god awful thing called ham.

[Coppola]

On facebook....

"Kayleigh joined the group I will vote Tory ... to repeal the Fox Hunting Ban!"

[djelements]

On facebook....

"Kayleigh joined the group I will vote Tory ... to repeal the Fox Hunting Ban!"

Can't you guys come up with something more fun to hunt than foxes?

[NilsFG]

On facebook....

"Kayleigh joined the group I will vote Tory ... to repeal the Fox Hunting Ban!"

Can't you guys come up with something more fun to hunt than foxes?

Yes, like donk producers. They're an easy prey.
Just place some CD's with cheesy vocals and some donky kick drums on a quiet place and wait for them to come.

[sigbowls]

WHY DO PEOPLE INSIST ON PUTTING MAYONNAISE IN EVERYTHING?!

Fucking mayo.

is it you that finds mayo repulsive? or was it ham with you

And I love mayonaise! MAYO FTW

im going to try a hotdog with mayo

[missedthebus]

Third day in a row I have been woken up by some DICK in my house slamming the front door between 5-6am, at least 2 hours before I have to wake up.

Someone's gonna get a slap when I see them tonight.

[tr0tsky]

WHY DO PEOPLE INSIST ON PUTTING MAYONNAISE IN EVERYTHING?!

Fucking mayo.

is it you that finds mayo repulsive? or was it ham with you

And I love mayonaise! MAYO FTW

Haha I hate both.
But ham, I hate nothing more so, than that god awful thing called ham.

....which resulted in an incident in the Finsbury Park Tescos with tr0tsky waving packets of ham at BNanni's head.

[Pi-Krust]

modern teknology ,,what was wrong wi telegrams and pens and paper anyway?.

[cyrusfx]

the realization that even in adulthood, life is still just a giant popularity contest.

[BNanni]

8th day working straight, and another 14 hour shift today.
I just want my bed

[gwa]

why is it that the gum clinic only hire bare fire hunniez. Proper cringe when they are like WHUT YA HERE FOR.. I swear man...

[kp mike]

I feel as though Im being snowed in by spamming trolls. Where do they come from? Why do they come in waves and seem to get more prolific each time?

FUCK OFF WITH YOUR POINTLESS POSTS AND THREADS.

if you can't handle it... fuck off - you're too weak amoungst the rest of us ninjas

[tr0tsky]

You came here in November 2009 for fucks sake.

Just coz you don't have a life and there have a high post-count doesn't make you a ninja.



It makes you a prick.