The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[OGLemon]

lol self par

[ehbes]

tbf cuddle time is nice every now and then

[m8son666]

so this girl told me she wasnt a virgin so i cut off all communication with her

shame

you did the right thing man, she sounds like a whore tbh

[Doozle]

tbf cuddle time is nice every now and then

Sometime a man just needs to be a little spoon

[Phigure]

big spoon is so shit my arm always falls asleep

[garethom]

big spoon is so shit my arm always falls asleep

U dun kno the correct positioning man. Have your lying arm in the hole formed by her shoulder and neck. And then, if your arm still goes dead, my only thought is that you're not hench enough bro.

[Riddles]

nice 5 hour drive to work. 2 hours late...

[Electric_Head]

so this girl told me she wasnt a virgin so i cut off all communication with her

shame

She doesn't like you enough.
She'd have lied otherwise.

[Riddles]

big spoon is so shit my arm always falls asleep

U dun kno the correct positioning man. Have your lying arm in the hole formed by her shoulder and neck. And then, if your arm still goes dead, my only thought is that you're not hench enough bro.

yeh, gotta use that neck gap. tbh little spoon is better tho

[Pedro Sánchez]

To you guys who like skinning up at next guy's gaf, ask before you grab the first thing in sight to skin up on

[Electric_Head]

To you guys who like skinning up at next guy's gaf, ask before you grab the first thing in sight to skin up on

I don't mind as long as it's cleaned afterward.
I'd guess that's where the problem lies?

[murky21]

got a designated chopping board 4 that shit burguh brugurh

[Electric_Head]

got a designated chopping board 4 that shit burguh brugurh

That's the way.
I've got a nice oval wooden bowl.

[kidshuffle]

big spoon is so shit my arm always falls asleep

U dun kno the correct positioning man. Have your lying arm in the hole formed by her shoulder and neck. And then, if your arm still goes dead, my only thought is that you're not hench enough bro.

yeh, gotta use that neck gap. tbh little spoon is better tho

little spoon is literally for women and midgets. are you either?

if your arm keeps falling asleep in big spoon, you actually have two options - piihb or kick the bitch out

[Riddles]

big spoon is so shit my arm always falls asleep

U dun kno the correct positioning man. Have your lying arm in the hole formed by her shoulder and neck. And then, if your arm still goes dead, my only thought is that you're not hench enough bro.

yeh, gotta use that neck gap. tbh little spoon is better tho

little spoon is literally for women and midgets. are you either?

if your arm keeps falling asleep in big spoon, you actually have two options - piihb or kick the bitch out

jetpack mate. get to know

[Pedro Sánchez]

To you guys who like skinning up at next guy's gaf, ask before you grab the first thing in sight to skin up on

I don't mind as long as it's cleaned afterward.
I'd guess that's where the problem lies?

One of my dickhead friends has grabbed a super rare and expensive book of my bookshelf without asking me, to use, not only did he put it back without cleaning it but there are burn marks on the cover. I now have to find out which degenerate twat has pulled it but I will never find that book again to replace, not for what I payed.

[Electric_Head]

To you guys who like skinning up at next guy's gaf, ask before you grab the first thing in sight to skin up on

I don't mind as long as it's cleaned afterward.
I'd guess that's where the problem lies?

One of my dickhead friends has grabbed a super rare and expensive book of my bookshelf without asking me, to use, not only did he put it back without cleaning it but there are burn marks on the cover. I now have to find out which degenerate twat has pulled it but I will never find that book again to replace, not for what I payed.

A book?
That's not on.
Ask for a magazine or something, don't just use mans assets.

[ultraspatial]

big spoon is so shit my arm always falls asleep

U dun kno the correct positioning man. Have your lying arm in the hole formed by her shoulder and neck. And then, if your arm still goes dead, my only thought is that you're not hench enough bro.

yeh, gotta use that neck gap. tbh little spoon is better tho

little spoon is literally for women and midgets. are you either?

if your arm keeps falling asleep in big spoon, you actually have two options - piihb or kick the bitch out

girlfriend -> piihb
random -> kick the bitch out
imo

[kidshuffle]

To you guys who like skinning up at next guy's gaf, ask before you grab the first thing in sight to skin up on

I don't mind as long as it's cleaned afterward.
I'd guess that's where the problem lies?

One of my dickhead friends has grabbed a super rare and expensive book of my bookshelf without asking me, to use, not only did he put it back without cleaning it but there are burn marks on the cover. I now have to find out which degenerate twat has pulled it but I will never find that book again to replace, not for what I payed.

A book?
That's not on.
Ask for a magazine or something, don't just use mans assets.

I actually use David Attenborough's "Private Life of Plants". I find it quite fitting

[kidshuffle]

girlfriend -> piihb
random -> kick the bitch out
imo

i dont discriminate