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Re: Secret Ninja Movie Club (aka what have you watched latel

Post by Motorway to Roswell » Tue Feb 01, 2011 9:00 pm

knell wrote:does Adams justice
I didn't think it did at all. Wasn't impressed.

I think the radio series is probably the best version of hitchhiker.
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Post by kingldub » Tue Feb 01, 2011 9:22 pm

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holy shit... what an absolute travesty of a movie.

wouldnt be so bad if it werent for the continuity errors... seriously... who the FUCK edited this shit?

as soon as he turns on his lighter, you can see burn marks already on the lid.

first thing he does when he gets the wrist ties off is take off the gag (which is around his neck at this point)... no less than five fucking seconds later the gag is back on his neck...

and he uses the lighter as light... to see a glowing cell phone screen when he's looking for signal? ...what. THE. FUCK!?!?

a dial tone? on a cell phone?!?!?! it's almost as if the director just wanted me to rage all over the place.

it says "90 minutes of oxygen" on the poster up there... um...no. more like ten minutes, with the amount of time he had the lighter flame on.

not to mention the cell phone battery bar jumping all over the place... 3 bars, 1 bar, 2 bars, 1 bar, 3 bars... urgh.

wouldnt be such a bad movie if it didnt look like it was made by a bunch of retards who have absolutely no idea how to preserve atmosphere...

im normally not even that good at picking up goofs, but good grief, if there's one every freaking five minutes, it's gonna ruin the movie for me

Hated this one, fucking awful, first movie I've ever walked out of.

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Post by Dutchstep » Tue Feb 01, 2011 9:22 pm

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Post by DustyBunzzz » Tue Feb 01, 2011 9:49 pm

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Post by kingldub » Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:35 pm

DustyBunzzz wrote:Image

I had no idea this even existed, any good?

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Post by christophera » Wed Feb 02, 2011 12:40 am

watching haneke is kinda masochistic

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Post by noam » Wed Feb 02, 2011 1:45 am

how so?

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Post by christophera » Wed Feb 02, 2011 2:18 am

his movies are always slow paced and uncomfortable, and then something awful happens

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Post by christophera » Wed Feb 02, 2011 2:19 am

i'm not into bergman or lars von trier either, for instance

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Post by grillis » Wed Feb 02, 2011 4:48 am

Just watched True Grit. I'm a massive Coen Bros fan so I enjoyed it, definitely thought it was a good flick but can't help feeling a little disappointed after my reaction to No Country when I saw it in the theater.

What pissed me off most was I never heard the end of how shit it was from the people I went with... fuck is wrong with everyone can't they appreciate a good script and acting? 'Nah man we shoulda seen black swan you get to see Natalie Portman going down on Mila someone ohh shiiiiittt!!!!11' Also paid for everyone to go using my credit card cause we could get cheap tickets that way.. I pretty much get the blame for it being a disappointing movie experience then half of em don't even pay me

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Re: Secret Ninja Movie Club (aka what have you watched latel

Post by knell » Wed Feb 02, 2011 7:31 am

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Not bad, plot seems a little forced in places, but overall your cliche clever hitman movie... i give it a B
grillis wrote:you get to see Natalie Portman going down on Mila someone ohh shiiiiittt!!!!11'
mila goes down on natalie, not the other way round -r-

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Post by particle-jim » Wed Feb 02, 2011 7:45 am

Motorway to Roswell wrote:
knell wrote:does Adams justice
I didn't think it did at all. Wasn't impressed.

I think the radio series is probably the best version of hitchhiker.
Absolutely, the radio series was fucking brilliant... i had it on tape and used to listen to it every night at bedtime when i was a wee nipper

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Post by Preacha » Wed Feb 02, 2011 12:04 pm

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Post by Motorway to Roswell » Wed Feb 02, 2011 12:42 pm

knell wrote:Image

Not bad, plot seems a little forced in places, but overall your cliche clever hitman movie... i give it a B
Watch the original.
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Motorway to Roswell wrote:
knell wrote:does Adams justice
I didn't think it did at all. Wasn't impressed.

I think the radio series is probably the best version of hitchhiker.
Absolutely, the radio series was fucking brilliant... i had it on tape and used to listen to it every night at bedtime when i was a wee nipper

share and enjoy :D:
Yeah. My Dad had every episode on tape. Used to listen to it every Sunday lunch time, with tomato soup. :)
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Post by DustyBunzzz » Wed Feb 02, 2011 12:51 pm

kingldub wrote:
DustyBunzzz wrote:Image

I had no idea this even existed, any good?
yeah i enjoyed it. i didnt know it was an unfinished novel before watching it, so when it ended i was a bit confuzed...

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Post by Preacha » Thu Feb 03, 2011 1:20 am

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love this one

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Re: Secret Ninja Movie Club (aka what have you watched latel

Post by knell » Thu Feb 03, 2011 3:44 am

Motorway to Roswell wrote: Watch the original.
will do, i wondered if it was a remake when i saw two results for it when i looked it up... is the new one really similar in storyline as the old one, like true grit?

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Post by noam » Thu Feb 03, 2011 5:09 am

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wowzers.

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Re: Secret Ninja Movie Club (aka what have you watched latel

Post by knell » Thu Feb 03, 2011 6:44 am

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had to watch this today... such a classic. really puts me in a carpe diem kind of mood, love it.

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Post by murky21 » Thu Feb 03, 2011 11:14 am

has anyone seen the film adaptation of Norwegian Wood? came out december just gone I think, wanna check it but I also dont want to ruin one of my favourite books...
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