The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[ezza]

anyone got any clever remarks i can say to the estate agents when they over charge me?

[wub]

anyone got any clever remarks i can say to the estate agents when they over charge me?

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the Armies of the North. General of the Felix Legions. Loyal servant to the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife – and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

[Electric_Head]

anyone got any clever remarks i can say to the estate agents when they over charge me?

Batter and deep fry the cash.
They'll love you for it.

[garethom]

Yeah I can only suggest blending the door, serving it to them as a smoothie and making them complicit in the destruction of the door.

[Liam92]

Prosumer 3 hour set tomorrow night for a 5er and I'm completely skint

[DiegoSapiens]

Why did i drink coffe? I feel now like shit

[wub]

Why did i drink coffe? I feel now like shit

Because it's awesome?

Want to get some bulletproof coffee, concerned I am a slave to the subversive podcast advertising machine though.

[Electric_Head]

Bulletproof as in butter coffee?

[wub]

Bulletproof as in butter coffee?

http://www.bulletproofexec.com/coffee/

That's the stuff, yes. We have a tea thread on here (and biggups to tea, it's hench) but a coffee thread for different sorts of coffee and associated creation processes for want of a better term, less so.

[Genevieve]

So the guy I'm renting my room from came to check up on my radiator, after it started working again. He fucked with the air pressure and now it's not heating up anymore. Again.
FI9BHFG

[dickman69]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/gov ... u-live-in/

this is fucking dumb

"new netherland" creative

[mromgwtf]

So I decided to write a midi remapping program - a program where I can set my own rules for different keys/octaves and how they translate to other keys.
So I almost finished writing it, but then... I realized there are also black keys on the keyboard I literally wrote the whole program and it only supports notes from C Major scale... jeeeezzz.

[DiegoSapiens]

Bulletproof as in butter coffee?

http://www.bulletproofexec.com/coffee/

That's the stuff, yes. We have a tea thread on here (and biggups to tea, it's hench) but a coffee thread for different sorts of coffee and associated creation processes for want of a better term, less so.

is that coffe efective? the wrestler recomendation seems legit is too expensive though

[garethom]

So I decided to write a midi remapping program - a program where I can set my own rules for different keys/octaves and how they translate to other keys.
So I almost finished writing it, but then... I realized there are also black keys on the keyboard I literally wrote the whole program and it only supports notes from C Major scale... jeeeezzz.

Nobody has used the black keys since 1780 anyway man, so just forget about them.

[Pedro Sánchez]

There was a thread in the production section, where a guy looking for advice on making darker dubstep was told to 'just stick to black keys on the keyboard'

[m8son666]

all about Csharp Fsharp and Gsharp, i swear all my melodies revolve around those keys and A nowadays lol

[ezza]

ive stopped using melodies in most my shit now, i dont really like them any more. prefer other shit

[Johoosh]

Housemate left a note suggesting people clean surfaces and wash up after cooking but before eating the meal.

Does anyone else agree this is fucking stupid?

[Genevieve]

Housemate left a note suggesting people clean surfaces and wash up after cooking but before eating the meal.

Does anyone else agree this is fucking stupid?

I do it? I get half my cleaning done while I'm cooking. Then I just whipe away the waste and clean up the pans real quickly.

I insist on it with my roommates too. Not because it needs to be clean that quickly. Just that if they don't do it immediately, it never happens and I end up cleaning up after them. I'm the only one who isn't a total mess.

[syrup]

yes, it's perfectly normal
you clean the shit very easily and you dont have to bother after the meal... i'm pretty sure i'm not the only one who feels lazy as shit after having a meal