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Post by .onelove. » Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:21 pm

ye' focken SCRAT'END! BUSES ARE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

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Post by Coppola » Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:23 pm

Vagina Decliner

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Post by rubixdub » Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:23 pm

Jolly Wailer wrote:devvo is a certified legend
Buzzcocks is even better

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcziB8Z0 ... annel_page
Yee ma = Wildebeest
http://soundcloud.com/rubix
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Post by rubixdub » Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:28 pm

BEN? wrote:Vagina Decliner
:lol:
Yee ma = Wildebeest
http://soundcloud.com/rubix
Beervesuelp wrote:But these good impressions were crushed, buried, where night before departure from the ceiling to us with the man in another bed that is dropped.

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Post by missedthebus » Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:39 pm

Jolly Wailer wrote:devvo is a certified legend
SMASH YA PASTIE

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Post by bjackman » Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:35 pm

meat stroker

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Post by NilsFG » Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:58 pm

You langer!

Just because it sounds fun.

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Post by karmacazee » Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:32 pm

BEN? wrote: Arsehat
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by jolly wailer » Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:55 pm

rubixdub wrote:
Jolly Wailer wrote:devvo is a certified legend
Buzzcocks is even better

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcziB8Z0 ... annel_page


that is so deep.
myxylpyx wrote:dam bro dats sick... off to the garden to eat some worms now.
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Post by ST100 » Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:56 pm

Magma wrote:Americans don't use twat do they? Twat is a really good word.

Although, I like the more American "Twot" occasionally.
you're kidding right?

you twat, we use... or I use this, almost everyday. :lol:

also...

"wastegash" is a favorite of mine.

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Post by djelements » Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:57 pm

Karmacazee wrote:
BEN? wrote: Arsehat
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Asshat you fuck.
http://soundcloud.com/helixdelay
kejk wrote:I prefer the pooper

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Post by pk- » Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:02 pm

muppet
spastic
bellend
mong
mug
dopey tnuc
fuckwit

the two best insults ever are twat and prick, they sound the perfect amount of angry

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Post by djelements » Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:03 pm

pk- wrote: fuckwit
Gets used regularly by me.
http://soundcloud.com/helixdelay
kejk wrote:I prefer the pooper

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Post by firky » Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:06 pm

rear admiral n. A sailor who prefers to navigate the Windward passage.

scum shovel n. Any form of public transport used extensively by the underprivileged, eg. the no.11 Torry to Northfield bus in Aberdeen.

chastity patch n. A small smear of excrement surreptitiously wiped on the back of one's girlfriend's neck before she goes on a lasses' night out, the aim of which is to deter any would-be suitors.

two bob billionaire n. A chubby young man in an £�80 shirt who still lives with his mum and dad.

Nigella shites n. The aftermath of eating upper class fodder.

Washington refill n. The type of night-time urination carried out in a rush in order to return to the warmth of one's bed as soon as possible. From the speedy nature of petrol station customers in Washington DC and surrounding districts during their recent sniper shenanigans.

twatslapping
n. The untraceable slapping noise generated below the stairs when a man and a lady are doing thingy.
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Post by fuagofire » Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:28 pm

git wizzard

dick my tnuc.

remind me to come to your parents wedding

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Post by mistayif » Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:54 pm

i've been using 'mug' quite a lot recently, its a nice sounding insult

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Post by spooKs » Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:08 pm

Firky wrote:chastity patch n. A small smear of excrement surreptitiously wiped on the back of one's girlfriend's neck before she goes on a lasses' night out, the aim of which is to deter any would-be suitors.
lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

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Post by formzee » Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:11 pm

you fuckin mug

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Post by alfie » Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:17 am

slot badger
small bean regarder
nut administrator
shrub rocketeer

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Post by spursingham » Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:18 am

Berkshire Hunt
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