Your worst chat up lines ever.

bandshell · Post by **bandshell** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:12 am

I must be huntin' for treasure because I'm diggin' yer chest.

bandshell · Post by **bandshell** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:18 am

Did it hurt?

what?

when you fell from heaven.

the acid never lies · Post by **the acid never lies** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:08 am

Is that a ladder in your stockings?

Well I've got an erection.

AnalGangstaHo · Post by **AnalGangstaHo** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:28 am

Get your crash helmet, you're going through the headboard.

the acid never lies · Post by **the acid never lies** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:38 am

AnalGangstaHo wrote:Get your crash helmet, you're going through the headboard.

BNanni · Post by **BNanni** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:42 am

AnalGangstaHo wrote:Get your crash helmet, you're going through the headboard.

I like it

spursingham · Post by **spursingham** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:40 am

Your eyes are blue like the ocean...and im lost at see baby!

Pistonsbeneath · Post by **Pistonsbeneath** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:50 am

fancy a kfc?

a kock filled tnuc baby!

the acid never lies · Post by **the acid never lies** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:50 am

What would Jesus do?

Pistonsbeneath · Post by **Pistonsbeneath** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:58 am

The Acid Never Lies wrote:What would Jesus do?

fark orf wi that

i am secure in myself enough to admit to my past lol

i am not a christian now

the acid never lies · Post by **the acid never lies** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 12:24 pm

Only joshing with ya - I certainly have nothing against Christians even if my people did kill Christ

snypadub · Post by **snypadub** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:01 pm

"my cock is sore, rub it better for me"

"Oh hello, I was hoping to have finnished this before you woke up.....mind if I carry on almost finnished now"

"Fancy a sip of this, I promise you there is no Rohipnol in it this time"

Ham · Post by **Ham** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:04 pm

AnalGangstaHo wrote:Get your crash helmet, you're going through the headboard.

Winner.

unfold · Post by **unfold** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 4:21 pm

how do you like your eggs in the morning?

fried or fertilised?

giggity

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 4:23 pm

unfold wrote:how do you like your eggs in the morning?

fried or fertilised?

giggity

AHAHAHAHAHHAA

Pistonsbeneath · Post by **Pistonsbeneath** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 4:29 pm

The Acid Never Lies wrote:Only joshing with ya - I certainly have nothing against Christians even if my people did kill Christ

you work in the movie business?

jk

did · Post by **did** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 4:35 pm

unfold wrote:how do you like your eggs in the morning?

fried or fertilised?

giggity

green eggs and sam · Post by **green eggs and sam** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:24 am

cornball-"where's the bathroom?"
victim-"that way and down the hallway"
cornball-"cause uninate plus a number 2"

uh..............

i know that was horrible, whats worse is i made that up

toilet humor massive

knock knock
whose there?
blue
blue who?
I dont know but i hope im next

jesus ill stop now..

the acid never lies · Post by **the acid never lies** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:28 am

Green Eggs and Sam wrote: knock knock
whose there?
blue
blue who?
I dont know but i hope im next

jesus ill stop now..

That's terrible - I would expect my 12 year old nephew to hang his head after that one

green eggs and sam · Post by **green eggs and sam** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:33 am

The Acid Never Lies wrote:
Green Eggs and Sam wrote: knock knock
whose there?
blue
blue who?
I dont know but i hope im next

jesus ill stop now..
That's terrible - I would expect my 12 year old nephew to hang his head after that one

haha

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