Bestest site.

[bokatordubstep]

ive been masquerading as a herd of approaching alpacas. It's been quite entertaining watching people's reactions

camera on or off?

[3rdeye]

ive been masquerading as a herd of approaching alpacas. It's been quite entertaining watching people's reactions

camera on or off?

Technically, camera on, but you can use an application called Manycam to replace your live webcam feed with a .mov file on your HD - grab a vid off youtube, convert it and away you go

[prime|evil]

i fucking love this site too much!!

i dont like the amount of men asking me to show my cock though. just cos i rock handlebars, doesnt mean i'm a bummer!!!!

yes it does

im not gay, just ask my boyfriend.

[prime|evil]

ps, just for the record, im not gay. being gay looks like too much effort and i bet its well painful. plus, fanny just feels too damned good!!

[particle-jim]

ps, just for the record, im not gay. being gay looks like too much effort and i bet its well painful. plus, fanny just feels too damned good!!

lies

[prime|evil]

haha. i knew trying to respond would just end in ridicule. jeez, what is this, the internet or something?! waa fuckin waa

[particle-jim]

haha. i knew trying to respond would just end in ridicule. jeez, what is this, the internet or something?! waa fuckin waa

[bokatordubstep]

it's the Internet.....


asshole.

[kejk]

nternet

lol win.

[a of dkr]

this is fucking hilarious.
its basically a "hot or not" test tho
and too many penises..
still waiting to find a dsf-er

[p.t.b.d]

there was this fit girl about to take off her bra
then the conversation ended

[Uncle Mike]

this shit is scary...too many goddamned guys

[Pistonsbeneath]

Stranger: Pick a number between one and ten.
You: 7
Stranger: m or f
You: f
Stranger: Wrong! You Lose. Take all your clothes off.
You: already naked
Stranger: dark room
Stranger: cant see notin
You: maybe its broken at your end
Stranger: bullshit
You: do you like owls?
Stranger: do u like pussies
You: do you like owls?
> Your partner disconnected. Press "Next" to find a new person!

[gnome]

Stranger: Pick a number between one and ten.
You: 7
Stranger: m or f
You: f
Stranger: Wrong! You Lose. Take all your clothes off.
You: already naked
Stranger: dark room
Stranger: cant see notin
You: maybe its broken at your end
Stranger: bullshit
You: do you like owls?
Stranger: do u like pussies
You: do you like owls?
> Your partner disconnected. Press "Next" to find a new person!

Well played sir

[rliquid]

Most of the cams are just geezers with their cocks out, we managed to find this bitch though -

[mondays child]

Great. I got the religious architecture nut.

Do you like church apexes?

No.


Screen goes black.


Wasteman.

[Uncle Mike]

ahahahahhahahah best site ever

> Connected, feel free to talk now
You: hey sexy
You: lol
Stranger: Humm 66'
Stranger: u woman?
You: you look hot
You: yes
Stranger: u age?
You: 24 too ld?
You: old
You: ?
Stranger: 18 im new *-*
You: ohhhhh
You: fresh meat
You: how big is your dick?
Stranger: 22cm
You: ^^
You: holy shit that'S big
You: might hurt a bit
Stranger: u pussy is big?
You: no nice and tight
You: ;=
Stranger: u have msn?
You: yes#
Stranger: add me luanzinhoc@hotmail.com
Stranger: u from?
You: i wll!
You: germany
You: u like german girls?
You: they suck your dick hard

[Uncle Mike]

Stranger: go ^^
You: xD
Stranger: you add me?
You: i will
You: are u mexican?
You: you look like it?
Stranger: im brasilian boy =D
You: ohhhhh
You: i love that
You: boys with a bit of brown are sexy;)
You: and they fuck good
You: u remind me of a friend who used to have sex with me
You: he was mexican tho
Stranger: certainly
You: certainly??
You: fuck my ass good
You: !!!
Stranger: yeah yeah
You: no boy
You: you say it like you mean it!
You: i will send pics of my asshole on msn
You: just be nice!
You: and my pussy if you want
Stranger: now?
You: later in 5 mins
You: if you want
You: but tell me you wantme first
You: i need to be sure you're my lover boy
You:
Stranger: yes I'm your boy
You: ok baby
Stranger: and you .. is my girl?
You: then i will send
You: you're so fucking hot i bet you have a big brazilian dick for me
You: show it!
Stranger: yes. want to see
You: yes!

lmfao gay ass shit i tell ya
but funny!

[Uncle Mike]

Stranger: you add me?
Stranger: have your msn for your boy
You: ok i will add
You: ne second
You: show me your dick first!
You: it needs to be big
You: yes boy?
You: or no?
You: i want to see your dick
Stranger: ok
Stranger: I show yes
You: show it then
Stranger: add me more first
You: no i will not add till i see your dick
Stranger: I show my dick
You: ok
You: go
Stranger: one moment
You: kk

[kejk]

lol you want to see it that badly?

A joke ends somewhere lol