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Re: Blowjobs

Post by upstateface » Thu May 13, 2010 11:59 pm

mc wayne wrote:im a virgin :(
Go buy a whore,discover what you're missing. :wink:
knell wrote:i have the weirdest boner right now
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Re: Blowjobs

Post by deadly_habit » Fri May 14, 2010 12:00 am

upstateface wrote:
mc wayne wrote:im a virgin :(
Go buy a whore,discover what you're missing. :wink:
herpes and crabs?
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Re: Blowjobs

Post by upstateface » Fri May 14, 2010 12:03 am

deadly habit wrote:
upstateface wrote:
mc wayne wrote:im a virgin :(
Go buy a whore,discover what you're missing. :wink:
herpes and crabs?
Nah mang Gonorrhea.
knell wrote:i have the weirdest boner right now
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Re: Blowjobs

Post by deadly_habit » Fri May 14, 2010 12:08 am

upstateface wrote:
deadly habit wrote:
upstateface wrote:
mc wayne wrote:im a virgin :(
Go buy a whore,discover what you're missing. :wink:
herpes and crabs?
Nah mang Gonorrhea.
gonaherpasyphlaids?
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Re: Blowjobs

Post by upstateface » Fri May 14, 2010 12:13 am

deadly habit wrote:
upstateface wrote:
deadly habit wrote:
upstateface wrote:
mc wayne wrote:im a virgin :(
Go buy a whore,discover what you're missing. :wink:
herpes and crabs?
Nah mang Gonorrhea.
gonaherpasyphlaids?
That and Crabawartahrrea
knell wrote:i have the weirdest boner right now
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Re: Blowjobs

Post by Motorway to Roswell » Fri May 14, 2010 1:22 am

DZA wrote:
DjTrainWreck wrote:
DZA wrote:Head is overrated
Not with an ice cube it isnt
Yeah nothing turns me on more then a freezing cold bellend
YES BRUV!
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Re: Blowjobs

Post by SketchyDub » Fri May 14, 2010 1:41 am

i usually just bus nut all over her ass, roll over and sleep.. or cigarette, roll over and sleep..badmon
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Re: Blowjobs

Post by th@-pu$$y » Fri May 14, 2010 2:38 am

I usually talk em' into doin it with the promise of dinner and a ride home. When the task is complete, I send them out with a candy bar and bus fare.
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Re: Blowjobs

Post by Motorway to Roswell » Fri May 14, 2010 3:05 am

That'll do, pig. That'll do.
"...we now pause to test the soul of the Steppenwolf"
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Re: Blowjobs

Post by feral witchchild » Fri May 14, 2010 3:59 am

DZA wrote:Head is overrated
You crazy, dawg.
collige wrote:some stay dry and others feel the pain.
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Re: Blowjobs

Post by feral witchchild » Fri May 14, 2010 3:59 am

Motorway to Roswell wrote:That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Lol'd heartily. I was wondering if someone would post this.
collige wrote:some stay dry and others feel the pain.
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Re: Blowjobs

Post by WatchYourStep » Fri May 14, 2010 6:56 am

To all the guys in this thread that say head is overrated, send your girls over to my house the next time they start pestering you to give you head when you're trying to play video games or paint your nails or whatever...
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Re: Blowjobs

Post by symmetricalsounds » Sat May 15, 2010 2:28 am

anyone who says head is overrated either has women who have never been able to suck his dick properly or just plain crazy, there is no other explanation...
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Re: Blowjobs

Post by DjTrainWreck » Sat May 15, 2010 3:53 am

symmetricalsounds wrote:anyone who says head is overrated either has women who have never been able to suck his dick properly or just plain crazy, there is no other explanation...
Hes right 8)
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Re: Blowjobs

Post by symmetricalsounds » Sat May 15, 2010 3:55 am

DjTrainWreck wrote:
symmetricalsounds wrote:anyone who says head is overrated either has women who have never been able to suck his dick properly or just plain crazy, there is no other explanation...
Hes right 8)
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Re: Blowjobs

Post by Sirius » Sat May 15, 2010 4:21 am

i anything sex is over rated!! nada better than getting a mean blowy! shit milk that shit till its dry gurl.. and don't forget to massage those sacks, ay wea you putting that finger.... ow ouch.... ahhhhh, mmmmm me like!!!hhahhhahah
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Re: Blowjobs

Post by nowaysj » Sat May 15, 2010 8:19 am

WatchYourStep wrote:they start pestering you to give you head when you're trying to play video games
Can't tell you how many times this has happened...
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Re: Blowjobs

Post by stappard » Sat May 15, 2010 8:20 am

Sirius wrote:i anything sex is over rated!! nada better than getting a mean blowy! shit milk that shit till its dry gurl.. and don't forget to massage those sacks, ay wea you putting that finger.... ow ouch.... ahhhhh, mmmmm me like!!!hhahhhahah

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Re: Blowjobs

Post by xarcane » Sat May 15, 2010 8:38 am

stappard wrote:
Sirius wrote:i anything sex is over rated!! nada better than getting a mean blowy! shit milk that shit till its dry gurl.. and don't forget to massage those sacks, ay wea you putting that finger.... ow ouch.... ahhhhh, mmmmm me like!!!hhahhhahah

:o
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Re: Blowjobs

Post by HamCrescendo » Sat May 15, 2010 11:02 am

Dreadfully sorry, I seem to have ejaculated in your eye.


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