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Re: your cracked copy of massive/albino/reason/etc doesn't work

Post by spastik » Fri Jun 04, 2010 6:15 am

SOM 1 TELL ME HOW TO MAEK FUCKIN WHABBLES OR ILL FOCKIN CUT YOU.

IZ GOT REAL FIYAH TO LAY DOWN. CAN I MAEK TEH WHABBLES WIF MAH MOUF?

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Re: your cracked copy of massive/albino/reason/etc doesn't work

Post by TM45 » Fri Jun 04, 2010 10:02 am

Here is teh greatest linkz... can downlod a real mixzing desk right hear!

Incloudes crack >_<

http://www.nevadamusic.co.uk/Home_and_S ... m={keyword}

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Re: your cracked copy of massive/albino/reason/etc doesn't work

Post by grime8 » Fri Jun 04, 2010 3:18 pm

so your telling me no one knows how to make "wobble" without massive?
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Re: your cracked copy of massive/albino/reason/etc doesn't work

Post by GRAYSKALE » Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:16 pm

So I lathered my laptop up in jelly and then dropped it onto a bouncy castle whilst routing a belly dancing monkey to massives filter cut off but it still aint wobbling? Im thinking maybe if i fatten massive up a bit by feeding it snickers bars, then slap its fat belly it might just start wobbling, didnt Rusko use this technique on Pro Nails? anybody tried that yet??

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Re: your cracked copy of massive/albino/reason/etc doesn't work

Post by dj snipaz » Sat Jun 05, 2010 12:03 am

i'v heard trolley does it by violating a badger with a ladel
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Re: your cracked copy of massive/albino/reason/etc doesn't work

Post by grime8 » Sat Jun 05, 2010 1:33 am

wobble wobble

i seee the pixels

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Re: your cracked copy of massive/albino/reason/etc doesn't work

Post by killahbeez » Sat Jun 05, 2010 6:52 am

serious question: Does the production bible have a tutorial on massive? I can't seem to find one on here...

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Re: your cracked copy of massive/albino/reason/etc doesn't work

Post by legend4ry » Sat Jun 05, 2010 7:35 am

killahbeez wrote:serious question: Does the production bible have a tutorial on massive? I can't seem to find one on here...

You should of got a manual with it, massive that is.
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Re: your cracked copy of massive/albino/reason/etc doesn't work

Post by olzord » Sat Jun 05, 2010 1:45 pm

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Re: your cracked copy of massive/albino/reason/etc doesn't work

Post by mars » Sat Jun 05, 2010 4:58 pm

Sirius wrote:
mars wrote:
Sirius wrote:ya know what... the best cracked software ever suddenly appeared on my mac today!!! pro tools HD!! no need for an interface & it works minta!! now what should i do??? keep on level with the israelis & be a pirate.... or spend atleast $5000. hmmmm i wonder what im guna do?
what's a pro tools "age dee"?
does it do teh wobblez?
bro ya not serious are ya? im hopen ya being sarc
what's dat? is sarc a new vee es tea?

haha all jokes aside, yes i'm 100% sarcastic :D just thought i'd join in on the fun, this whole thread is hillarious :lol:

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Re: your cracked copy of massive/albino/reason/etc doesn't work

Post by TM45 » Sun Jun 06, 2010 8:40 am

I has downloaded massive and fruity loops and reason and reaper and logic and cubase and albino and ejay...

I cannot make wobblez, but I has warez...

Now can I has signed?

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Re: your cracked copy of massive/albino/reason/etc doesn't work

Post by Hurtdeer » Sun Jun 06, 2010 7:45 pm

i downloaded a cracked copy of albino and my girlfriend left me because my basslines got too dark

how do i sue rob papen

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Re: your cracked copy of massive/albino/reason/etc doesn't work

Post by kejk » Mon Jun 07, 2010 10:54 am

My cracked copy of massive does work.
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Re: your cracked copy of massive/albino/reason/etc doesn't work

Post by Skimple » Mon Jun 07, 2010 11:39 am

i saw a pink eyed white haired man in da street the otha day an shook him vigorously.

now ive got an LP due on Dub Police and i'm moving to LA where i will shake more of the pink eyed white haired people and i'll shape my hair into looking like a myxomatosed rabbit.

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Re: your cracked copy of massive/albino/reason/etc doesn't work

Post by kejk » Mon Jun 07, 2010 11:45 am

Skimple wrote:i saw a pink eyed white haired man in da street the otha day an shook him vigorously.

now ive got an LP due on Dub Police and i'm moving to LA where i will shake more of the pink eyed white haired people and i'll shape my hair into looking like a myxomatosed rabbit.
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paravrais wrote:It genuinely was a couple of years before I realised it was pronounced re-noise not ren-wah :i:

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Re: your cracked copy of massive/albino/reason/etc doesn't work

Post by hakka » Mon Jun 07, 2010 6:13 pm

Hurtdeer wrote:i downloaded a cracked copy of albino and my girlfriend left me because my basslines got too dark

how do i sue rob papen
Hahahaha

I heard Chunk has the best wobblez, chuffle shuffle to cut off filter and you have yourself a beast!
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Re: your cracked copy of massive/albino/reason/etc doesn't work

Post by tylerblue » Mon Jun 07, 2010 10:24 pm

Hurtdeer wrote:i downloaded a cracked copy of albino and my girlfriend left me because my basslines got too dark

how do i sue rob papen
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Re: your cracked copy of massive/albino/reason/etc doesn't work

Post by Xavy » Tue Jun 08, 2010 12:40 pm

Great thread here - all the wittiest forum members can show off their comedic prowess by making the same joke for a week.

Also, let's all be agreed that if you pay for software, you're better at making music.

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Re: your cracked copy of massive/albino/reason/etc doesn't work

Post by kejk » Tue Jun 08, 2010 1:00 pm

Xavy wrote:Also, let's all be agreed that if you pay for software, you're better at making music.
No. Your missing the point moran.
paravrais wrote:It genuinely was a couple of years before I realised it was pronounced re-noise not ren-wah :i:

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Re: your cracked copy of massive/albino/reason/etc doesn't work

Post by Hurtdeer » Tue Jun 08, 2010 2:56 pm

Xavy wrote:Great thread here - all the wittiest forum members can show off their comedic prowess by making the same joke for a week.

Also, let's all be agreed that if you pay for software, you're better at making music.
i downloaded a cracked copy of albino and it caused me to make the same joke over and over again

how do i sue rob papen

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