Funny you do or did at school

drew · Post by **drew** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 1:42 am

In the 7th grade, I stole a milk carton from the lunch line but never drank it. went outside for recess, poked a few holes into it with a pencil, and lunged it at the school dean as he was walking away. it hit him square in the back of the head and exploded, he turns around to see my friend Dave and I screaming in laughter. spent the next 3 months eating lunch in detention.

my friend Chris (rip) and I found these huge bags of styrofoam peanuts in the outside trash. On a windy day, he cut them open and let them all blow into the main hallway. they were everywhere

art class had a school field trip to a pink floyd laser light show. the class was mostly hippy and raver kids, so we all ate acid. had a great time, but returned to school with 2 hours left to go. our school was doing government assessment tests, and I sat at my desk trying to figure out which holes should I pencil in, as they were all moving away from me.

I had a friend that demonstrated a volcano with dry ice in our science class. he convinced the teacher that he could build a dry ice bomb and keep it in a cooler - he explained that he could detonate it when he got home. the cooler sat on the teachers desk, after 15 minutes or so it exploded off the desk, blowing the doors off, and alerting everyone in the entire school!

also had a friend that hated his english teacher, so he dropped a sugar cube of acid into her coffee. she began to think she was dying, and was rushed away to the hospital. he never got caught either!

I didnt spend much time in high school though, I was thrown out in my 2nd year for dealing drugs, but finished early my 4th year to work at a web design company.

ill post more stories as they come back!

hera · Post by **hera** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 1:46 am

drew wrote: also had a friend that hated his english teacher, so he dropped a sugar cube of acid into her coffee. she began to think she was dying, and was rushed away to the hospital. he never got caught either!

ahhhahaha... was trying to remember who told me that story. majorly fucked up. and awesome.

two oh one · Post by **two oh one** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 4:32 am

My friend shat in the Teacher's drawer when the Teacher didn't show up for detention.

obiwan · Post by **obiwan** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 3:17 pm

Being made to run around in underpants when I forgot PE kit, stand on tables for 10 minutes etc, getting spanked in the 1st year of primary school by some crazy old bitch!
Making Miss Mitchard cry in primary school then the whole class being forced to write this really fake apology card. She never did come back. Telling Miss Kilty that the head of the rural primary school I went to, Mr Robinson used to tell us jokes like "What do waiters recommend in Chinese restaurants; egg flied lice! " "Do you have Chinese Jews, 'No we have orange juice, apple juice, pineapple juice etc " Then watching him squirm when I told him on the school trip to tell everyone some of his 'jokes'. Scaling the walls of a local castle where underpriveledged kids from the cities used to go on trips and chucking rocks at them and their teachers!
Rifling through the desk of my secondary teacher Miss Christodoulou, and finding razors and shaving foam, more of a personal triumph, that one. Smoking weed in the fives courts and having a really interesting conversation with one of the playground supervisors about medical cannabis.
Seeing my mate fire a airgun at a pigeon in the park and get chased by what we thought were parkkeepers only to come back to the school after lunchtime and find it surrounded bythree vans and at least six armed police, then blagging it with the head that it was a "race related" overeaction and that the gun was a capgun!

Safe head!
Seeing a different head with a black eye after taking pictures of kids smoking weed and mugging other kids in the park!
Talking about me smoking weed with the head of my college with my dad there not denying knowledge of me smoking and refusing to make me stop!

__________ · Post by **__________** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:45 pm

buying multi packs of cartons of tesco value orange juice, then bunging them at teachers / kids full pelt. and ye, the usual shoutin at teachers and smoking bongs at lunch etc

sonar · Post by **sonar** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:20 pm

every day my friend had dairylea dunkers (like bread sticks with a pot of sticky cheese) and we used to dip them in the cheese and throw them all at this one window, within a week or so the thing was completely coated in little sticks of bread with cheese that was slowly going green.

they couldnt clean it off cos it was on a first story window and the caretakers were lazy bums.

ahhh those were the days.

edit: we = many not just me and him (= wierd)

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:52 am

Spraying fart gas in peoples pencil cases. The description on the side of the can always cracked me up. "Smells like something produced by someone with rats growing up their ass!"

Drawing cocks on empty pages of other peoples text books.

Smoking indian cigars thinking they were 'the shit'

Indie kids *moshers in them days* getting 10% airplay on the stereo in common room.

bob crunkhouse · Post by **bob crunkhouse** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:10 am

hit some prick over the face with a ruler, one of those real bendy motherfuckers, made him cry and shit, hahaha we were like 15 too! trouble is i went to a ridicoulsy strict school so the head called my parents in and told my dad he had to come in and sit in with me in every lessons for 4 weeks!!!!

only after weeks of blagging and nearly losing my dad his very good job did the head give in, i had too study in the library for 4 weeks straight instead...and wasnt allowed to talk to anyone! RUFF!

also in A levels used my good friends dads negatives in my final assesment in photography, the teacher found out on the last day and failed me. a complete waste of two years!, telling that to my parents was probably the hardest thing i ever did.

hahahaha....shit and giggles though init

that taperecorder with twenty minutes slence is gold...man if i was still at school id be all over that.

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 10:08 am

http://www.kladblog.com/content/html/200706/teacher.asp

i suppose you don't fuck around in french schools then

teknics · Post by **teknics** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 12:43 pm

tacking a half O across the italian border during a ski trip...oh never got caught. at the same time friends of mine only have scores and they got shifted bad. apparently cannabis is a class A over there...

in fact it was more my friend tacking it across, didnt have time to split it between the 3 of us...he looked like caspa when the sniffer dogs came onto the coach...hahahaha

p.s. sniffer dogs luv beef jerky

benjybars · Post by **benjybars** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 5:15 pm

pk- wrote:http://www.kladblog.com/content/html/200706/teacher.asp

i suppose you don't fuck around in french schools then

reh!

that teacher was NOT ramping

razer-wire · Post by **razer-wire** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 1:55 am

setting fire to myself up field

selling pirate copys

sitting at the back off the maths room and thinking about naked women

raseing a sick bird back to full health

and this#

sizzla · Post by **sizzla** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:21 am

at an anti-drug battle of the bands contest, in Baytown
my friend's band, 'Feared Alien Voodoo' submitted
a fake lyric sheet about how bad drugs were for you,
which they didn't use. we were all skaterpunks then
so naturally we all jumped onto the speakers and started
diving off onto the rest of the freak-set, the principal
spazzed and pulled the plug on the whole thing. skate or die forever!

RubiconMan · Post by **RubiconMan** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 10:37 am

Teknics wrote:tacking a half O across the italian border during a ski trip..

hahaha.....was fine gettin there when we went, but teachers did a flippin dawn raid to find our booze n bud, opened door to find us all still up and smashed like potato with a bunch a local girls hahaha...oh my were the teachers militant with us, lucky we had it all stashed in a perculator and in an airing cupboard.
nowt like having a blaze on a 10minute bubble thingy that tek u to the top of the mountain.

owengriffiths · Post by **owengriffiths** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 2:53 pm

Whats the deal with the running around in your knickers thing in PE.
I went to school in England up until I was around 6, and they made us go in our underwear if we didnt bring our plimpsolls. I can only remember one occasion when someone brang plimpsolls, and they got to wear shorts and t shirt. I guess we were too young to ask our parents to get us the kit. The school must have had the thermostat in the assembly hall turned up to 11 otherwise it would have been freezing.

Thing is if I tell this story to people either they dont believe me or they think I went to Kiddy Fiddler HQ.

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:58 pm

try and touch your right elbow with your right hand, and try to lick it at the same time!

NNNNHHHHHH YOU LOOK LIKE A SPASTIC NNNNHHHHHH

protocolx · Post by **protocolx** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 10:15 pm

sprayin people with fire extinguishers!
one time a kid had 1 serious allergic reaction!!! full face swollen etc!!

in the common room we used to put people in this cupboard wedged by like 10 chairs upto the wall! 1 guy was left in there for hours! pretty fukin harsh really, funny at the time tho!

slothrop · Post by **slothrop** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 10:58 pm

pk- wrote:try and touch your right elbow with your right hand, and try to lick it at the same time!

Is that related to the fact that girls can't touch their elbows together behind their backs?

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:10 am

'doing a joey'

LOL

nuuhhhh you're a deacon nuuuhhhh

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