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Your Favorite Jokes
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Re: Your Favorite Jokes
danrev wrote:A cat called Minton eats a shuttlecock. Bad Minton.
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BonerJams04
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Re: Your Favorite Jokes
I dont get it.wolf89 wrote:RomeoAndJuliet.docx is a play on word.
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God, thats who.
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Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Why did the two Penguins bounce up and down when they first met?
Too Break the ice.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
I saw a man playing "Dancing Queen" on the didgeridoo.
I said to him "That's Abba-Original"
Too Break the ice.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
I saw a man playing "Dancing Queen" on the didgeridoo.
I said to him "That's Abba-Original"
Hello
Re: Your Favorite Jokes
1:Yeo, why did the chicken cross the road?
2. Idk bro, why?
1. To get to your house..
2. ohh...uhh okay man...
1. Knock knock
2. who's there?
1. The chicken.
wat a twist eh
2. Idk bro, why?
1. To get to your house..
2. ohh...uhh okay man...
1. Knock knock
2. who's there?
1. The chicken.
wat a twist eh
I found a way to get piece of mind for years and left the hell alone, turn a deaf ear to the cellular phone
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syrup
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Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Soneone dig up that anti-jokes thread
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Re: Your Favorite Jokes
What's worse then 5 babies in 1 trashcan?
1 baby in 5 trashcans
1 baby in 5 trashcans
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Re: Your Favorite Jokes
I think I might have posted this in another jokes thread but anyway:
A mass of helium walks into a bar.
The barman explains, "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases"
The helium doesn't react.
A mass of helium walks into a bar.
The barman explains, "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases"
The helium doesn't react.
Re: Your Favorite Jokes
didn't know what to do with the kids when i took em to san francisco
so i rang timbaland and he said
TAKE EM TO THA BRIDGE
so i rang timbaland and he said
TAKE EM TO THA BRIDGE
Re: Your Favorite Jokes
What's white, black, red all over, and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head.
A nun with a spear through her head.
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Re: Your Favorite Jokes
What do you call a terrorist in Ibiza
All Summer Bin Largin
What's E.T. short for?
He's got little legs
All Summer Bin Largin
What's E.T. short for?
He's got little legs
Re: Your Favorite Jokes
lloydnoise wrote:What do you call a terrorist in Ibiza
All Summer Bin Largin
thats hilarious
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Re: Your Favorite Jokes
Why do Scotsman wear kilts?
The sheep started to get too familiar with the sound of a zipper.
How do Aussies find sheep in long grass?
Enjoyable.
Why do you wrap a hamster in duck tape?
So it doesn`t explode when you fuck it.
The sheep started to get too familiar with the sound of a zipper.
How do Aussies find sheep in long grass?
Enjoyable.
Why do you wrap a hamster in duck tape?
So it doesn`t explode when you fuck it.
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