What is ur biggest turn off!!!??

[firky]

[Pedro Sánchez]

an extra dangle on the ol' beef curtains

[pkay]

chicks who cant handle their alcohol

nothings a bigger turn off than a lightweight

[Pedro Sánchez]

chicks who cant handle their alcohol

nothings a bigger turn off than a lightweight

You would prefer a bird who can drink you under the table and still have the ability to say no?

[wub]

an extra dangle on the ol' beef curtains

Shouldn't happen unless they've shat out a kid and had some shoddy aftersales service on the ol' vaj. More endemic of the NHS than anything else IMO, you don't get that sort of bodge job on a lass whose birthed privately.

[pkay]

chicks who cant handle their alcohol

nothings a bigger turn off than a lightweight

You would prefer a bird who can drink you under the table and still have the ability to say no?

If a girl can drink you under the table odds are she isnt the type to say no

[LACE]

Guys who spout out evolutionary psych during convos as justification for this and that.
Overtly feminine (too much cologne, gel in your hair, shiny necklaces etc)
No interest in political/social issues
Pushover (please challenge me)

[Pedro Sánchez]

chicks who cant handle their alcohol

nothings a bigger turn off than a lightweight

You would prefer a bird who can drink you under the table and still have the ability to say no?

If a girl can drink you under the table odds are she isnt the type to say no

True but gambling isn't my vice lol

[Pedro Sánchez]

(please challenge me)

Now how did you manage to get out of the kitchen little lady?

[Fitzaaaaaay]

Birds who are into brostep

I'm such a terrible person but I'm not even lying.

[LACE]

(please challenge me)

Now how did you manage to get out of the kitchen little lady?

I burned it down.

[firky]

an extra dangle on the ol' beef curtains

Shouldn't happen unless they've shat out a kid and had some shoddy aftersales service on the ol' vaj. More endemic of the NHS than anything else IMO, you don't get that sort of bodge job on a lass whose birthed privately.

When you were born it was like your head was being boxed by sirloin steaks.

Your mum, wub.... she may have a chuff like the mouth of the tyne, wet and cold, but bah god it's a biggun!

[wub]

(please challenge me)

Now how did you manage to get out of the kitchen little lady?

I burned it down.

Sounds like one helluva sandwich.

[frank grimes jr.]

Sometimes pros can outweigh the cons.
Don't knock it until you've tried it, I always say.

[ketamine]

birds who piss in the street..........

birds who DON'T piss in the street.

[firky]

wub's mother's badly packed kebab

[wub]

wub's mother's badly packed kebab

[ahier]

wub's mother's badly packed kebab

i would eat that all day

[kidshuffle]

Overtly feminine (too much cologne, gel in your hair, shiny necklaces etc)

gurl, i'm just blinged out i aint feminine.

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...it's something like that

knell is mattron....

[LACE]