News of the World Flandal aka Puns thread

[badger]

shit's really hitting the flan

[frank grimes jr.]

Murdoch dances the Meringue, more at eleven.

[badger]

Murdoch dances the Meringue, more at eleven.

you panna cotta be kidding me?

[pkay]

the embarrassing part is that you have government hearings without better security

Shame he wasn't tasered the second he stood up with the pie

[cityzen]

Just when I torte we were finished with the puns...

[badger]

the embarrassing part is that you have government hearings without better security

Shame he wasn't tasered the second he stood up with the pie

yeah that's the answer

police should have beaten the crepe out of the fucker

[badger]

Just when I torte we were finished with the puns...

really takes the biscuit that does

[frank grimes jr.]

the embarrassing part is that you have government hearings without better security

Shame he wasn't tasered the second he stood up with the pie

Someone may as well slap a pie in the face of Scotland Yard for sure.

[frank grimes jr.]

Next we'll be hearing Rupurt has an illegitimate bun in the oven.

[badger]

Next we'll be hearing Rupurt has an illegitimate bun in the oven.

well at least he might still have an empire that way

you know what they say.... madeira today; scone tomorrow

[pkay]

the embarrassing part is that you have government hearings without better security

Shame he wasn't tasered the second he stood up with the pie

yeah that's the answer

police should have beaten the crepe out of the fucker

for aggressively rushing a man old enough to be the dudes grandfather?

yes he should infact have the shit beaten straight the fuck out of him

the dude is fucking 80

[frank grimes jr.]

The house kneads to stretch this out, if they intend to raise any dough to settle this scandal.

[cityzen]

the embarrassing part is that you have government hearings without better security

Shame he wasn't tasered the second he stood up with the pie

yeah that's the answer

police should have beaten the crepe out of the fucker

for aggressively rushing a man old enough to be the dudes grandfather?

yes he should infact have the shit beaten straight the fuck out of him

the dude is fucking 80

*Edit* Fuck photobucket! It was a graphical representation for the joke going over pkays head.

[badger]

i'd certainly ciabatta him if i saw him in the street

[cityzen]

Anyway, that guy should be ashamed.. What must his naan think!

[pkay]

the embarrassing part is that you have government hearings without better security

Shame he wasn't tasered the second he stood up with the pie

yeah that's the answer

police should have beaten the crepe out of the fucker

for aggressively rushing a man old enough to be the dudes grandfather?

yes he should infact have the shit beaten straight the fuck out of him

the dude is fucking 80

i agree, that dudes photobucket bandwidth has infact been exceeded

[64hz]

shit's really hitting the flan

fair play mate, you are the master of the pun.

although pkay thinking this is valid political discussion, is almost as funny.

[cityzen]

Badger, are you Tim Vine?

[64hz]

i petition to change the thread title to; "News of the World Flandal"

[cityzen]

i petition to change the thread title to; "News of the World Flandal"

Seconded