You're 7 foot 1 inch tall... 300+ lbs...

[AxeD]

I did a modelling job with Shaq and William 'The Fridge' Perry when I was a kid.

I got to sit on Shaqs shoulder and he gave me his shoe which if I remember correctly it was a US size 23. I have no idea what the UK size was but I could get both feet in.

Big up

Edit* wait you don't have the shoe anymore?

[wolf89]

UK Size is 22 I think

[Kodachrome]

This reminded me of the greatest indie game of all time.



"The game takes place in a post-cyberpocalyptic New York called "Neo New York", after a "chaos dunk" causes the death of millions.

Twelve years before the game, Charles Barkley, in order to win his first game attended by his then-infant son Hoopz Barkley, performs the first Chaos Dunk—and inadvertently kills almost everyone present. As a result, basketball was made illegal and nearly all great players were killed in "The Great B-Ball Purge of 2041" (a.k.a "B-Ballnacht")[2].

In 2053, another Chaos Dunk rocks Manhattan, killing fifteen million, and the blame falls on Charles, who is believed to be the only human capable of performing the Chaos Dunk.[2][4] With the help of the Ultimate Hellbane, another outlaw portrayed as a serial killer by the media, Charles escapes his pursuers: the B-Ball Removal Department, led by ex-NBA all-star Michael Jordan. Charles follows Ultimate Hellbane through the B-Ball Catacombs to the tomb of LeBron James, discovering that the Ultimate Hellbane is actually Balthios - the Octoroon great grandson of LeBron James. James contacts Charles from the B-ball dimension, offering him a warning which tells him to "seek the Cyberdwarf.""

[gorillabearbear]

I did a modelling job with Shaq and William 'The Fridge' Perry when I was a kid.

I got to sit on Shaqs shoulder and he gave me his shoe which if I remember correctly it was a US size 23. I have no idea what the UK size was but I could get both feet in.

mate, you can't just say that without showing us the pictures.

[mcguiganking]

metaphor ting:

[noam]

if Shaq rolls over in his sleep she's had it...

[zerbaman]

I imagine he's hung like OG Mudbone... Squared.