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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by nowaysj » Wed Sep 07, 2011 6:23 am

5 start thread gents.
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Re: Thinking with your cock

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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by Reamz » Wed Sep 07, 2011 10:40 pm

nowaysj wrote:5 start thread gents.
And how will you inquire into a thing when you are wholly ignorant of what it is? Even if you happen to bump right into it, how will you know it is the thing you didn't know?

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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by Phigure » Wed Sep 07, 2011 11:02 pm

so my friend's ridiculously cute girlfriend is into me

fuck. this isn't fair.
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Phigure wrote:masturbate before making any decision involving a female
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Re: Thinking with your cock

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fuck this gay earth
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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by Raggles » Thu Sep 08, 2011 2:54 am

Phigure wrote:so my friend's ridiculously cute girlfriend is into me

fuck. this isn't fair.
Un-friend him...well I haven't masturbated lately, so this could be an irrational decision.

My friends ex used to act like she was into me when we were all 3 together.
Like grabbing me and saying she wants to have my babies so that was a bit awkward.
BUT they're not together now, and she still does. 8)
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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by kidshuffle » Thu Sep 08, 2011 4:17 am

Phigure wrote:fuck this gay earth
Go get your gay-sex on ;-)



Could this turn into a new tea with turkish thread? Please, Firky, let it happen...
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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by nowaysj » Thu Sep 08, 2011 4:18 am

straight pervy avatar ^.

edit: who invited you kidshuffle, you quick posting fuck, that was for the guy above you. :(
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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by Raggles » Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:10 am

nowaysj wrote:straight pervy avatar ^.
:lol:

So is that a good thing?
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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by wormcode » Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:42 am

Firky, can't blame ya. Looks very nice in that pic, and I do have a thing for girls in glasses. Does she wear them with her scrubs? :o
I'll not quote it in case you want to remove it later haha.

Friend of mine recently gave me a large amount of money as a gift. I don't want to say the exact figure in case someone recognises this, but it wasn't far off from a grand. She didn't want it repaid, and would not take it back. Is this something friends normally do, or should I look into it deeper? Not implying sex, but rather "possibly more than friends" type thoughts... I didn't need it or ask for it, but she does have money I guess.

I must say it was a bit awkward to say the least. I'm going to get her a gift with some of it too.

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Re: Thinking with your cock

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wormcode wrote:Firky, can't blame ya. Looks very nice in that pic, and I do have a thing for girls in glasses. Does she wear them with her scrubs? :o
I'll not quote it in case you want to remove it later haha.

Friend of mine recently gave me a large amount of money as a gift. I don't want to say the exact figure in case someone recognises this, but it wasn't far off from a grand. She didn't want it repaid, and would not take it back. Is this something friends normally do, or should I look into it deeper? Not implying sex, but rather "possibly more than friends" type thoughts... I didn't need it or ask for it, but she does have money I guess.

I must say it was a bit awkward to say the least. I'm going to get her a gift with some of it too.
If it means more...take the sex. You'd be silly to pass up sex and a grand!
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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by kidshuffle » Thu Sep 08, 2011 8:32 am

wormcode wrote:Firky, can't blame ya. Looks very nice in that pic, and I do have a thing for girls in glasses. Does she wear them with her scrubs? :o
I'll not quote it in case you want to remove it later haha.

Friend of mine recently gave me a large amount of money as a gift. I don't want to say the exact figure in case someone recognises this, but it wasn't far off from a grand. She didn't want it repaid, and would not take it back. Is this something friends normally do, or should I look into it deeper? Not implying sex, but rather "possibly more than friends" type thoughts... I didn't need it or ask for it, but she does have money I guess.

I must say it was a bit awkward to say the least. I'm going to get her a gift with some of it too.
awkward as hell bruv. good call on getting her a gift tho
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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by kidshuffle » Thu Sep 08, 2011 8:34 am

nowaysj wrote:straight pervy avatar ^.

edit: who invited you kidshuffle, you quick posting fuck, that was for the guy above you. :(
i thought you invited me :(
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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by firky » Thu Sep 08, 2011 1:52 pm

Update.

OK I have literally got off the phone ten minutes ago from speaking to this girl. I was immersed in music and doing a flyer in photoshop when the phone rang, I saw her name, my heart leapt, my boxers became more constricted. "Hiya baaabe!" she says, "I was wondering, how like you're doing my morning part of the shift on Sunday, and like erm finish at 2pm... well I was like wondering if you could do the full 12 hour shift?"

The mother fucking hustler. :a:

I said no and now have probably forfeited all my chances of rough sex with her :(
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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by Kodachrome » Thu Sep 08, 2011 1:57 pm

firky wrote:Update.

OK I have literally got off the phone ten minutes ago from speaking to this girl. I was immersed in music and doing a flyer in photoshop when the phone rang, I saw her name, my heart leapt, my boxers became more constricted. "Hiya baaabe!" she says, "I was wondering, how like you're doing my morning part of the shift on Sunday, and like erm finish at 2pm... well I was like wondering if you could do the full 12 hour shift?"

The mother fucking hustler. :a:

I said no and now have probably forfeited all my chances of rough sex with her :(
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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by firky » Thu Sep 08, 2011 2:03 pm

wormcode wrote:Firky, can't blame ya. Looks very nice in that pic, and I do have a thing for girls in glasses. Does she wear them with her scrubs? :o
I'll not quote it in case you want to remove it later haha.
She does wear them with her scrubs. Sometimes *Whispers* you can see her bra strap too :o :o :o
Friend of mine recently gave me a large amount of money as a gift. I don't want to say the exact figure in case someone recognises this, but it wasn't far off from a grand. She didn't want it repaid, and would not take it back. Is this something friends normally do, or should I look into it deeper? Not implying sex, but rather "possibly more than friends" type thoughts... I didn't need it or ask for it, but she does have money I guess.

I must say it was a bit awkward to say the least. I'm going to get her a gift with some of it too.
One of my best friends came into a fair bit of money a couple of years back (compensation for unfair dismissal). She paid for me to fly down to London to see her in London. We rather pointlessly booked a week in a hotel in Shoreditch (The Boundary Rooms) at £350 per night, spent a week going to some of London's best restaurants, bars, did some shopping, bought lots of weed and generally lived like what we'd dreamed being rich would be like.

Still makes me uncomfortable that I'll never be able to repay her but some people are just incredibly generous.
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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by wub » Thu Sep 08, 2011 2:33 pm

firky wrote:
wormcode wrote:Firky, can't blame ya. Looks very nice in that pic, and I do have a thing for girls in glasses. Does she wear them with her scrubs? :o
I'll not quote it in case you want to remove it later haha.
She does wear them with her scrubs. Sometimes *Whispers* you can see her bra strap too :o :o :o
Friend of mine recently gave me a large amount of money as a gift. I don't want to say the exact figure in case someone recognises this, but it wasn't far off from a grand. She didn't want it repaid, and would not take it back. Is this something friends normally do, or should I look into it deeper? Not implying sex, but rather "possibly more than friends" type thoughts... I didn't need it or ask for it, but she does have money I guess.

I must say it was a bit awkward to say the least. I'm going to get her a gift with some of it too.
One of my best friends came into a fair bit of money a couple of years back (compensation for unfair dismissal). She paid for me to fly down to London to see her in London. We rather pointlessly booked a week in a hotel in Shoreditch (The Boundary Rooms) at £350 per night, spent a week going to some of London's best restaurants, bars, did some shopping, bought lots of weed and generally lived like what we'd dreamed being rich would be like.

Still makes me uncomfortable that I'll never be able to repay her but some people are just incredibly generous.
You bang her?

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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by firky » Thu Sep 08, 2011 3:11 pm

Used to be fuck buddies.
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Re: Thinking with your cock

Post by wormcode » Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:47 am

Lol fuck buddies, well then the week long hotel thing makes more sense and should make you feel a bit less uncomfortable I think.

My friend's pretty hard to read, but I'd like to try something more than friends at some point. Sometimes we talk for hours about stuff I always figured no one else would be interested in talking about besides me. So it's nice having a good friend like that with a lot of similar tastes and odd interests. I just don't want to get ahead of myself and find out that she was just being nice, then it will be even more awkward for a while and might scare her off. Just going to keep it how it is now and see where it goes.

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