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metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 9:45 am

lol bloody hahahehehe

misk · Post by **misk** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 1:42 pm

whats the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken.

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 2:04 pm

Bit of a classic, but in case anyone missed it

Whats worse than finding a worm in yer apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple?
Gangrape.

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 2:17 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcXfNRAfEeU

mohan · Post by **mohan** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 3:29 pm

Why do you feed a baby into a blender legs-first?

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So you can still hear it scream when you cum in its mouth.

I'm really, really sorry.

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 4:13 pm

All these baby jokes are making me want a wank.

tru_g · Post by **tru_g** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 4:45 pm

^^ ROFLMAO

haha u sick sick bastard

sully_shanks · Post by **sully_shanks** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 11:20 am

Shonky wrote:
Kingjake wrote:Q whats worse than micheal jackson putting your kids to bed
A Ian huntley giving them a bath first
Q:What's worse than Ian Huntley giving them a bath?

A: Harold Shipman giving them their shots

Whats worse than that?

Swimming lessons with Michael Barrymore

kingjake · Post by **kingjake** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 2:54 pm

Mohan wrote:Why do you feed a baby into a blender legs-first?

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So you can still hear it scream when you cum in its mouth.

I'm really, really sorry.

I think this one is the winner?

tronman · Post by **tronman** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 4:37 pm

TRU_G wrote:Whats funnier then a dead baby?

pretending it's alive

sickduddxz · Post by **sickduddxz** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 3:53 pm

What did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

robbiej · Post by **robbiej** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 8:18 am

if you've never heard the legendary ' aristocrats' joke , you are missing out..
here some background:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Aristocrats_%28joke%29

hers the joke as performed by my favorite standup: Gilbert Gottfried.

its like 10 minutes long....enjoy

http://www.mediafire.com/?fjis3lidrjk

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:10 am

Why doesn't Barrymore do panto?

Cause he did Aladdin six years ago and has been criticized ever since.

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:15 pm

Shonky wrote:Why doesn't Barrymore do panto?

Cause he did Aladdin six years ago and has been criticized ever since.

I dont get it?

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:27 pm

Ashley wrote:
Shonky wrote:Why doesn't Barrymore do panto?

Cause he did Aladdin six years ago and has been criticized ever since.
I dont get it?

Did a lad in - geddit?

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:36 pm

Shonky wrote:
Ashley wrote:
Shonky wrote:Why doesn't Barrymore do panto?

Cause he did Aladdin six years ago and has been criticized ever since.
I dont get it?
Did a lad in - geddit?

Now I do lol....I guess the AC needs to be turned on here as I cant think straight

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 5:15 pm

What was the best bit about the holaocaust?

The holocaust bit

ROFL LOL LMAO LMAO LMAOOOO

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 5:23 pm

Corpsey wrote:What was the best bit about the holaocaust?

The holocaust bit

ROFL LOL LMAO LMAO LMAOOOO

You wag, Corpsey.

xi · Post by xi » Tue Jun 19, 2007 6:59 pm

Whats the hardest part about fucking a 6 year old?

Getting the blood out of the clown costume.

Whats the least pleasant part to hit when fucking a newborn?

The tonsils.

Cue Satan.

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:36 pm

What's black and doesn't work?

Bernard Manning's kidneys

Ba dum ching - I fang yew

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