Melodic Dubstep & Strip Clubs..?

[hendramarshall]

"strippers dont like love music, they like fuck music". joker's excluded his synth lines would do. not this swaggerless jazz music everyone else is posting tho

dude gtfo lol, mala-alicia has been posted twice here... i even put marka in there... no swagger ur fuckin kidding right

[DJSpekt]

Please work the crossfader with your boner.

best. response. ever!

but seriously... drop von d tracks left and right

[garethom]

nun of this jazz shit dat yuse DFS nerds r postin dat weak, u need sum of dis flhsty baselimes 2 get da heroin in dere vanes goin u get me blud, fukin dusteb nerds

[dbaxx]

nun of this jazz shit dat yuse DFS nerds r postin dat weak, u need sum of dis flhsty baselimes 2 get da heroin in dere vanes goin u get me blud, fukin dusteb nerds

ummm will somebody please find garethom his meds?

and i ALWAYS work the fader w my boner

Found a lot of great tracks from you guys thanks a lot, big ups on the Von D, Matty G, that free gucci tape, mad sax, a lotta those joker tracks are fire, and suprisingly the katy b is also legit. and whoever demanded i play anything by the weeknd was absolutely spot on haha

as far as the swaggerless jazz music, i totally know what ur sayin, a lot of these tracks are just like ambient soundscapes, beautiful music dont get me wrong, but id probably get fired for putting the strippers to sleep here in northeastern US. at the same time, circus records is definitely too noisy and intense for this environment (i hate to admit ) which is why im looking for that perfect balance between filth and swaggerless lullabies [sidenote: how you could say that doctors P's noises are less annoying than skrillex's is beyond me ]

at any rate, you guys are all awesome thanks for the input i hope it keeps comin!

[CaveLvl]

Last one and im out lol, Dz my moon my dub is great on the wind down. So is 504 boys i can tell. Thats the fuckin jam right there. Happy new year get that money cuz!!

[Lawman]

Honestly, most of you guys are huge fucking nerds who have completely lost touch with reality. Von D or Mala or Silkie at a strip club??? That would be so awful.

[Kochari]

To be honest, strip clubs aren't my area of expertise

I tend to prefer girls I don't have to pay

[baddis98]

Borgore - Glory Hole

topic done...

[Cornbreadddd]

"strippers dont like love music, they like fuck music". joker's excluded his synth lines would do. not this swaggerless jazz music everyone else is posting tho

I really wan't you dead. I mean I really do. If you're referring to Silkie and Heny G as "swaggerless jazz music." I'd love for you to die. A lot.

[DJDM]

Borgore - Glory Hole

topic done...

borgore needs to gtfo with his ridiculously misogynistic songs. it's truly appalling..

[Raggles]

Honestly, most of you guys are huge fucking nerds who have completely lost touch with reality. Von D or Mala or Silkie at a strip club??? That would be so awful.

From the maturity level in your responses I would assume you have never been in a strip club. For the fact that you are too young.

[ultraspatial]

as far as the swaggerless jazz music, i totally know what ur sayin, a lot of these tracks are just like ambient soundscapes, beautiful music dont get me wrong, but id probably get fired for putting the strippers to sleep here in northeastern US. at the same time, circus records is definitely too noisy and intense for this environment (i hate to admit ) which is why im looking for that perfect balance between filth and swaggerless lullabies

well then maybe these:

[ultraspatial]

not dubstep, but might work

[defoxster]

What about skepta _ all over the house!?

[LA_Boxers]

Honestly, most of you guys are huge fucking nerds who have completely lost touch with reality. Von D or Mala or Silkie at a strip club??? That would be so awful.

From the maturity level in your responses I would assume you have never been in a strip club. For the fact that you are too young.

This.

Have you listened to any of these tracks Lawman? Sexy music fo sho.

[ultraspatial]

What about skepta _ all over the house!?

definitely
some Giggs would go nice as well (Look what the cat dragged in or The love's still there)

[Lawman]

I heard all these songs, yes. It doesn't matter if the music is good or "sexy". It's just way too boring, especially if it's played on a less than adequate system. It would be like hearing Isaac Hayes or Barry White. Not the right place.

My answer to the OP: Don't play any sort of dubstep. It's either too slow or too obnoxious. Just do house music, everyone likes house.

[MasterA]

tbf I'd probably play this, it's hip-hop but w/e.

[raebadnap]

you "want me dead"? grow up bud, get off the internet. these girls aren't sitting on a couch tripping on acid and meditating, they're trying to get down and nasty to serious tunes. i guess some of you just don't know mdma chomping hot girls in real life, some of whom may or may not be strippers. they like grimey shit when they want to get nasty

forgot about that hudmo tune it would do quite well.

and i must be the only one on here but i dont even like any silkie. he has a distinct 'style' but it lacks charisma to me, really bland and forceful attempt to blend genres in my opinion. lacks the spiritual depth of mala, lacks the dreaded swag of loefah/skream, doesnt move a dancefloor like some of the newer people like vivek, goth trad etc.. dont rate him whatsoever

[hendramarshall]

you "want me dead"? grow up bud, get off the internet. these girls aren't sitting on a couch tripping on acid and meditating, they're trying to get down and nasty to serious tunes. i guess some of you just don't know mdma chomping hot girls in real life, some of whom may or may not be strippers. they like grimey shit when they want to get nasty

forgot about that hudmo tune it would do quite well.

and i must be the only one on here but i dont even like any silkie. he has a distinct 'style' but it lacks charisma to me, really bland and forceful attempt to blend genres in my opinion. lacks the spiritual depth of mala, lacks the dreaded swag of loefah/skream, doesnt move a dancefloor like some of the newer people like vivek, goth trad etc.. dont rate him whatsoever

you keep saying grimey, you sure you know what ur talkin abt?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grime_%28music%29