Re: So my girl left me but....
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 5:34 pm
pikeymobile wrote:i mean like, the jizz smelt like bleach
Bleach-jizz means it was a good day.
Bleach-jizz means it was a good day.
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Bleach-jizz means it was a good day.
Re: So my girl left me but....
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 5:39 pm
ye sometimes it smells mad chlorinated
weirds me out, mega-jizz
weirds me out, mega-jizz
Re: So my girl left me but....
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 7:07 pm
say_whut wrote:Fucking hell that cracked me upNilsFG wrote:after you got inside her, give birth to yourself when her bestfriend is at a bar with your ex.Nevalo wrote:find her bestfriend.
get inside.
It will be really awkward.
Re: So my girl left me but....
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 7:10 pm
boombox. outside her window. ignore the hench shadow behind the curtain.
Re: So my girl left me but....
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 7:12 pm
Post her naked photos on the internet.
If you don't have any naked photos, then she wasn't really your girl.
If you don't have any naked photos, then she wasn't really your girl.
Re: So my girl left me but....
Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 3:16 am
Did you confirm from her whether it tasted like bleach too?pikeymobile wrote:i mean like, the jizz smelt like bleach
Re: So my girl left me but....
Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 6:19 am
Everything is going to be alright.
Trust me.
You will find me one day.
Trust me.
You will find me one day.
Re: So my girl left me but....
Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 8:23 am
When my last ex girl left me it was via a phonecall at the start of a party I was at, I then went on to have one of the best nights of my life. I guess it just depends on how attached you were to her.
Re: So my girl left me but....
Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 8:26 am
Hahahaha absolutely fantasticPedro Sánchez wrote:NilsFG wrote:after you got inside her, give birth to yourself when her bestfriend is at a bar with your ex.Nevalo wrote:find her bestfriend.
get inside.
It will be really awkward.Potential for post of the year, already.
Re: So my girl left me but....
Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 3:08 pm
I believe the exact term she used to describe it was "salty milk"leyenda303 wrote:Did you confirm from her whether it tasted like bleach too?pikeymobile wrote:i mean like, the jizz smelt like bleach
Re: So my girl left me but....
Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 3:15 pm
better than...pikeymobile wrote:I believe the exact term she used to describe it was "salty milk"leyenda303 wrote:Did you confirm from her whether it tasted like bleach too?pikeymobile wrote:i mean like, the jizz smelt like bleach
Re: So my girl left me but....
Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:01 pm
coins?
Re: So my girl left me but....
Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:06 pm
A mate of mine said that too, "tasted like fucking coppers" were his exact wordskingldub wrote:coins?
Re: So my girl left me but....
Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:09 pm
say_whut wrote:A mate of mine said that too, "tasted like fucking coppers" were his exact wordskingldub wrote:coins?
Gonna have to test this theory out cos now you mention it......
Re: So my girl left me but....
Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:15 pm
pussy doesn't taste like coins unless the girl is round her period time...
wtf
wtf
Re: So my girl left me but....
Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 8:57 pm
Who needs a girl, when you have... The Internet!
Re: So my girl left me but....
Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 3:08 am
every one i've ever tasted has tasted like coins, especially if they've been like down the gym or something, its like coins and sweat and piss and its wonderfulnoam wrote:pussy doesn't taste like coins unless the girl is round her period time...
wtf
Re: So my girl left me but....
Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 3:21 am
pikeymobile wrote:every one i've ever tasted has tasted like coins, especially if they've been like down the gym or something, its like coins and sweat and piss and its wonderfulnoam wrote:pussy doesn't taste like coins unless the girl is round her period time...
wtf
such a great combination
Re: So my girl left me but....
Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 3:32 am
sort of like pineapple juice a year after its expiration date
Re: So my girl left me but....
Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 7:10 am
/threadpikeymobile wrote:sort of like pineapple juice a year after its expiration date