Do You Ever Pull Your Pants All The Way Down to Go Pee?

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Re: Do You Ever Pull Your Pants All The Way Down to Go Pee?

Post by noam » Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:58 pm

you gotta go for the full under-scrotum scrunch

to squeeze out the last drops of peese

otherwise you can get wet-thigh

and your crotch stinks of piss like a homeless man
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Post by Molzie » Tue Jan 17, 2012 11:30 pm

I do a couple of half squats to get those last drops out. works a treat
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Post by lloydnoise » Wed Jan 18, 2012 12:23 am

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Re: Do You Ever Pull Your Pants All The Way Down to Go Pee?

Post by noam » Wed Jan 18, 2012 12:26 am

sometimes i just beat off in the mens toilets...

oh wai..

erm

im sorry this was a mistake
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Post by kidshuffle » Wed Jan 18, 2012 1:51 am

no need to apologize, noam.
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Post by sigbowls » Wed Jan 18, 2012 1:53 am

theres cameras in there
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Post by Devry_Kaneda » Wed Jan 18, 2012 2:48 am

do you maon wen u do it?
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Post by dmz007 » Wed Jan 18, 2012 5:34 am

Gauranteed lolz on this topic right here: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthrea ... 191&page=1

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Post by leyenda » Wed Jan 18, 2012 12:33 pm

dmz007 wrote:Gauranteed lolz on this topic right here: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthrea ... 191&page=1

GAURANTEED!
This sounds like the storyline to a rude episode of Mr Bean. What is with the not being able to piss/shit while having an erection thing all about? How has he got to the age he is with that never happening before, you just bend the fucker down. And the pee bottles??? If this is real then this guy has the worst decision making of anyone I've ever heard of.
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Post by Electric_Head » Wed Jan 18, 2012 12:40 pm

leyenda303 wrote:
dmz007 wrote:Gauranteed lolz on this topic right here: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthrea ... 191&page=1

GAURANTEED!
This sounds like the storyline to a rude episode of Mr Bean. What is with the not being able to piss/shit while having an erection thing all about? How has he got to the age he is with that never happening before, you just bend the fucker down. And the pee bottles??? If this is real then this guy has the worst decision making of anyone I've ever heard of.
I`m sorry but the thing that got me more was how he felt it was normal to have a piss bottle with him at all times.
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Post by unwind » Wed Jan 18, 2012 12:47 pm

I feel more sympathy for the girl whos bathroom he shat all over...
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Post by leyenda » Wed Jan 18, 2012 1:09 pm

Electric_Head wrote:
leyenda303 wrote:
dmz007 wrote:Gauranteed lolz on this topic right here: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthrea ... 191&page=1

GAURANTEED!
This sounds like the storyline to a rude episode of Mr Bean. What is with the not being able to piss/shit while having an erection thing all about? How has he got to the age he is with that never happening before, you just bend the fucker down. And the pee bottles??? If this is real then this guy has the worst decision making of anyone I've ever heard of.
I`m sorry but the thing that got me more was how he felt it was normal to have a piss bottle with him at all times.
Yeah, some of the comments from others afterwards make it sound like he bangs on about these piss bottles all the time. Maybe he works for Coca Cola and makes up terrible stories to try and increase bottle sales. "none of this would have happened if I'd had my piss bottle".

Also he seems to think using a public toilet, even to piss, is nasty but that shitting in a bathtub is a viable option.
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Post by MPathy » Wed Jan 18, 2012 1:50 pm

dmz007 wrote:Gauranteed lolz on this topic right here: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthrea ... 191&page=1

GAURANTEED!

Utter breeze.
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Post by apmje » Wed Jan 18, 2012 3:24 pm

No.
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Post by SunkLo » Wed Jan 18, 2012 3:47 pm

...and the 1% chimes in!

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Post by Naan_Bread » Wed Jan 18, 2012 4:04 pm

always pee sitting down whenever possible
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Post by drokkr » Wed Jan 18, 2012 4:08 pm

Taking a shit. Pee at the start. Drop off the shit. Pee at the end. Every single time.

And eh... Seeing as nobody else said it - This place has gone to toilet.
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Post by brettheaslewood » Wed Jan 18, 2012 5:23 pm

since reading this thread a few days back, when taking a shit i know have bok keeping leg warm, used to bare all
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Post by kentnz » Thu Jan 19, 2012 4:47 am

I wipe my ass standing up. I only found out that wasn't normal recently. :a:
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Post by Raggles » Thu Jan 19, 2012 4:52 am

drokkr wrote:Taking a shit. Pee at the start. Drop off the shit. Pee at the end. Every single time.

And eh... Seeing as nobody else said it - This place has gone to toilet.
I do that too. and if you don't have that finishing piss, it's most likely you'll be visiting the john later.
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