Just had my first spider fright in a year...

pikeymobile · Post by **pikeymobile** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 12:46 pm

thats a good looking spider
have you ever got in the bath with just your penis above the water then let it run around on your nob as if the spider is stuck on an island?

BLAHBLAHJAH · Post by **BLAHBLAHJAH** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 12:48 pm

My knob's a continent

pikeymobile · Post by **pikeymobile** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 12:49 pm

which one? australasia cos it has so many spiders on it?

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 12:50 pm

yeh don't kill spiders... just throw them out of the window..

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 12:55 pm

pikeymobile wrote:which one? australasia cos it has so many spiders on it?

jameshk · Post by **jameshk** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 12:56 pm

ugh.. MY SKIN IS CRAWLING. THANKS GUYS. -.-

BLAHBLAHJAH · Post by **BLAHBLAHJAH** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 1:03 pm

Haha maybe Australia, neighbours had some hotties
Probably Europe, cos it makes the best music and gravy

nnny · Post by **nnny** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 1:24 pm

Them images, were fucking horrifying.

BLAHBLAHJAH · Post by **BLAHBLAHJAH** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:31 pm

nnny wrote:Them images, were fucking horrifying.

Sorry I couldn't resist, fits like a glove

JTMMusicuk · Post by **JTMMusicuk** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:33 pm

Mortal · Post by **Mortal** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:02 pm

BLAHBLAHJAH wrote:Aww sheet mayn haterz. Bringing your phobias to the digital world, need they exist here? Surely online is somewhere you could maybe sort it... Don't fight bad logic with bad logic

Try humming Careless Whisper

supreme dominance

Theyre fine, if someone was to pass me a big spider like that, no problem. Unless of course it was going to harm me.
If one was in my room, id probably shit myself however.

Its fucking house spiders that do me in though, theyre the worst...puny compared to some of the big bastards out there,
but if you get a big one theyre just awful, and too damn fast!

this made me lol though

^ Just realised that video has its own thread

dubstepper · Post by **dubstepper** » Sun Apr 22, 2012 2:15 am

[quote="Mortal"]FUCKING tnuc THING!

motherfucking house spider crawling on my hand whilst browsing through the 'cats that look like producers' thread.

Needless to say i flew out of my chair, and flicked that motherfucker onto the floor.
Stared down the fucker, got nervous everytime it moved, and eventually plucked up the courage to bash that motherfucker with a pen.

Needless to say the shitty little thing is dead on my floor like it fucking should be.
although im too scared to go and get the hoover incase its not dead. shit.

FEELS LIKE THEYRE FUCKING EVERYWHERE MAN...PARANOID AS FUCK NOW
Mate i know how you feel coz i'm a pussy when it comes to spiders. Had a few nasty incounters with em.
Had 1 in my shoe the other week, needless to say it scared the fuck out of me. Was sitting at my pc desk before and i noticed something moving
up the wall right next to me so i took a look to the side and the big fucker was in proper stealth mode trying to pass.
The very wost time that almost gave me a heart attack was bout a year ago, i turned out the bedroom light and got in bed as normal closed my eyes to try sleep.
I don't know why but sometimes if i am hot restless and can't sleep i sometimes open my eyes briefly. It just so happens that on this occation i opened my eyes only to see something moving right next to my face on the pillow. I jumped out of my skin, flew out of bed faster then a rat up a drain pipe and switched the light on. Shaking like a fucking pansy at this time i looked over at my bed and see the CuN@t trying to run so i got a shoe and smacked it's ugly face in.
Oh that reminds me of another time when i lived with my old bird. We had just got in bed and this wanker of a spider was hanging right above us, but not only that it started navigating its way down towards us. I again jumped out of bed and used my fav spider exterminater to kill spiders that may otherwise get away in the hunt to kill it if it's in an awkward position and that is the trusty hoover.
Ps spiders please fuck of and die of aids you slags

fuck spiders.

RandoRando · Post by **RandoRando** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 12:42 am

CAMEL SPIDER MOTHERFUCKERS

meanmrcustard · Post by **meanmrcustard** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 12:47 am

RandoRando wrote:CAMEL SPIDER MOTHERFUCKERS

*vom*

dubfordessert · Post by **dubfordessert** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 12:48 am

fuck the dont kill the spiders crew.

kill dem dead. always.

dubfordessert · Post by **dubfordessert** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 12:48 am

oh FUCKING HELL that picture

meanmrcustard · Post by **meanmrcustard** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 12:52 am

Oh shit apparently those Camel Spiders can run 10mph.

EDIT: for comparison, when Usain Bolt broke the 100m world record, he ran an average of like 23mph

kidshuffle · Post by **kidshuffle** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 1:08 am

Camel Spiders aren't even true spiders; they're closer to scorpions. Have fun with that thought, kids.

thepinupguillotine · Post by **thepinupguillotine** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 1:09 am

..not a big fan ..we have black widows and brown recluses in texas and find them on the regular

dubfordessert · Post by **dubfordessert** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 1:11 am

never leave northern europe guys

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