Do you think the Queen wipes her own arse?

[idontreallygiveashit]

We call those arse hoses" "Muslim Showers" where i'm from. Not in an offensive way, Muslims call them that.

[PinUp]

I don't understand the ass hose, doesn't it make your ass all wet, I don't want to walk around all day with a wet ass

My thoughts exactly!

[BaronVon]

I don't understand the ass hose, doesn't it make your ass all wet, I don't want to walk around all day with a wet ass

My thoughts exactly!

It can leave it a little damp if you don't employ a practised post hose shimmy. However is this not preferable to having faecal matter smeared into ones derrière?

[dickman69]

i feel like the perfect way would be an ass hose/toilet paper combination

hose then paper

[BaronVon]

i feel like the perfect way would be an ass hose/toilet paper combination

hose then paper

Yes that works. A danger of leaving paper residue if ass isn't properly shaken. Andrex clagnuts

[BonerJams04]

ive never had a problem with tp getting stuck
but then again, there is no way my ass is as hairy as the queens

[sigbowls]

so she has been the queen since a little girl

thats dope

[nousd]

H.M. was kind enough to reply to my email.
...She does indeed wipe her own arse & forebearingly accepts that she'll soon be wiping Phillip's.

[magma]

so she has been the queen since a little girl

thats dope

She was 27 when she ascended...

[hutyluty]

H.M. was kind enough to reply to my email.
...She does indeed wipe her own arse & forebearingly accepts that she'll soon be wiping Phillip's.

[Naan_Bread]

With all the pointless gimicky shite that's been developed over the past century or so it's really quite remarkable that no one has come up with a more effective way of cleaning your bum.

Maybe a electric-toothbrush-like device?

[sigbowls]

so she has been the queen since a little girl

thats dope

She was 27 when she ascended...

i should have read more then two sentences on it

[nowaysj]

Her Majesty's preferred method of fecal matter removal: