who's the weirdest kid who went to your school...

[Blenky]

Shit forgot about a genuinely odd kid in my year. Used to walk up and down in a line 300 times every morning, break and lunch. Wore a trilby. Got straight a*'s in all exams including a-levels.

[nowaysj]

There was a kid who used to draw graves on the school tables with everyone's name on it, he filled a table with 22 graves with the names of everyone in the class, then he drew the teacher crucified. He was pretty good at it too

Was in a pizzaria with my family recently (so not school, but related sort of creep), this white teenage male came in with his moms. When his mom wasn't looking, this kid took aim with an imaginary gun and point and shot at everyone in the restaurant.

[wub]

Kid who went to my school called Damian. He would put his hand on radiators and hold it there til his skin would blister saying "Pain is but an illusion of the mind". Once came in on non-uniform day dressed as an English roundhead civil war soldier. After we finished school, he got his name changed by deed poll to Kane (after the bad guy in the original Command & Conquer game), had his tongue split do it was one of those forked lizard things, and got his canines capped to look like vampire teeth.

[particle-jim]

Once came in on non-uniform day dressed as an English roundhead civil war soldier.

hahahahaha that would fucking crack me up

[PinUp]

I used to sit next to this guy in maths and one day he went all quiet and started banging his head on the table. He then got up and threw his chair across the room before running out of the class screaming and collapsing in the corridor crying his eyes out. The next week he stood up infront of everyone and apologised for his actions saying that he was suffering stress because he had been working for MI5 as a spy on the weekends and his "partner" had been shot!

[wub]

he was suffering stress because he had been working for MI5 as a spy on the weekends and his "partner" had been shot!

Seems legit.

[murky21]

haha some fucking good ones in here.
Best I can remember was this dude called barry who had tourettes and also adhd - and he couldn't take medication for either as it made the other condition worse, so you can imagine what he was like... most memorable incident was him drawing a crowd and then getting into a wheelbin and rolling himself down a big hill, didnt end well

[PinUp]

he was suffering stress because he had been working for MI5 as a spy on the weekends and his "partner" had been shot!

Seems legit.

Yeah that's what we all thought

[karmacazee]

haha some fucking good ones in here.
Best I can remember was this dude called barry who had tourettes and also adhd - and he couldn't take medication for either as it made the other condition worse, so you can imagine what he was like... most memorable incident was him drawing a crowd and then getting into a wheelbin and rolling himself down a big hill, didnt end well

Once came in on non-uniform day dressed as an English roundhead civil war soldier.

What a legend!

[Captain Carnage]

kid putting flowers, apple, and other organic things up in his ass.

[espire]

Some kid decided to take a dump in the corridor infront of everyone. He changed schools next week iirc.

[Blenky]

Didn't go to my school but I knew a guy who stuck a twix up his arse and told everyone with pictoral evidence. The people from his school went around the nearby corner shops telling them to not sell him or his family twixes anymore

[RandomEyez]

This is a good thread.

Weirdest kid in my school was a boy called Paul who never had any real pals cos he acted so strange and everyone used the take the piss out of him. Remember you'd often turn around in class to see him with his face purple cos he liked to hold his breath for as long as he could to impress the girls. And he totally demolished the microwave in the common room, smashed it of the ground and kicked the shit out of it, just cos someone told him to.

Looking back on it, I think he was probably autistic so it's a bit of a shame but he was definitely too weird to be pals with.

One other boy who wasn't weird, just mental, took a shit in the book section of WHSmith on a Saturday afternoon. Waited til there was no-one around, dropped one right on the floor, wiped his arse with the pages of a book and walked away. Sound guy, but fucking mental.

[Sonika]

I also remember seeing a grade 9 crackhead attempt t eat a dead magpie


6666 posts, hell yeah mother fucker

Don't ever post again, just make a new account. Leave this one in the beauty of 6666

[collige]

I was gonna try and think of something, but then I saw some of the posts in this thread and realized that I don't have any stories remotely close to some of the crazy shit y'all have seen.

[Coppola]

this kid told me that he found a dildo in his mums bedroom and i was like okay dude thats good for you. next day he came up to me like you didnt believe me so i took a picture to prove it and he showed me this picture on his camera of not just a dildo but anal beads, vibrators handcuffs and all sorts of kinky shit.

[ehbes]

Oh I remember another, there was this kid who would hiss at you if you didn't call him batman...

[idontreallygiveashit]

I was gonna try and think of something, but then I saw some of the posts in this thread and realized that I don't have any stories remotely close to some of the crazy shit y'all have seen.

Haha, same - i was easily the weirdest kid in my school but these are just next level. Some of them just sound cool tbh.

I went to a "posh" school, but there was one guy in the year above who absolutely stood out - he used to wear suits alllll the time (wasitcoat, pocket-watch, the whole deal) as in, people who socialised with him said that all he wore was suits. I didn't believe it till i saw him on parent's evening, suit and all. And apparently, when him and his friends used to get drunk, all he would drink was port, nothing else. Dunno if that's wierd, but people used to mention it like it was.

Also, at least 8 boys in my year (we were the only year without girls) used to meet up regularly in the toliets to suck each other off and that, me and my mate managed to clock this but it was actually a pretty well-kept secret. Some of them were like well known and liked, rugby players, "lads" , had fit girlfriends and that and some of them were the ones who they would bully. But that didn't matter when they met up. This was happening right until i left the school at 16.

[idontreallygiveashit]

double

[BonerJams04]

a kid who goes to my school now is scared of the sun, so he wears asian rice farmer hats

he also makes some pretty accurate dolphin noises