Life lessons and pearls of knowledge...

[ascent]

just teach him the correct usage of m8

m8

[Molzie]

don't iron your clothes when wearing them

genuine lol

[Laszlo]

Strive for perfection but never compare yourself to others, only your past self.

[Terpit]

Hakuna Matata

[magma]

Hakuna Matata

Hasa Diga Eebowai.

[Terpit]

brush your teeth before you put your tie on
save
stand up to shake hands

[magma]

stand up to shake hands

b2b eye-contact

I caught myself shaking hands whilst looking at the floor the other day. I deserve to be enslaved by whoever that was.

[DRTY]

Towels are important.

Don't try and shave your balls.

Look after your teeth.

Question everything.

Read as many books as you can.

Learn things, don't just remember them.

Do whatever you do with finesse.

Don't be a tnuc.

Save a percentage of every paycheck you get.

Do nice things for animals.

Give a cup of tea to a tramp, or an old sleeping bag.

Don't throw away useful things, give them to charity.

Speak to people nicely.

Respect your fucking elders.

[Terpit]

stand up to shake hands

b2b eye-contact

I caught myself shaking hands whilst looking at the floor the other day. I deserve to be enslaved by whoever that was.

I'm not sure if I look people in the eye or look at their hand, I hope it's the eye

[wub]

b2b eye-contact

I imagine that's quite tricky.

[travis_baker]

stand up to shake hands

b2b eye-contact

I caught myself shaking hands whilst looking at the floor the other day. I deserve to be enslaved by whoever that was.

the only respectable thing iv seen you post

i make these mistakes ALL the time

[EliteLennon117]

The streets are full of money.
Wrap before you tap.
Don't listen to pop music.
Education is power.
Never trust a wasp.
Don't fuck with pussy niqqas.
Keep it trill.
Don't fuck a bitch with a tit job.
Don't tell a bitch about how much cake you got.
Never go against your set.
Jay Z is a bad rapper.
Never trust republicans or democrats.
Grindcore is okay in small quantities.
Don't be pretentious.

[Genevieve]

Respect your fucking elders.

Nah, I'd teach them to respect anyone until they prove they're not worth respect, including elders. Maybe I'd tell them to just nod along with elders, but if they're full of shit they should be aware of it

[DRTY]

Respect your fucking elders.

Nah, I'd teach them to respect anyone until they prove they're not worth respect, including elders. Maybe I'd tell them to just nod along with elders, but if they're full of shit they should be aware of it

Well yeah ov.

[abelard]

Don't tell anyone about your grow

[Johnlenham]

Never punch someone unless they are an immediate threat
Learn as many languages as you can
WD40 & duct tape make the world go round
There is such a thing as a free lunch
One of the greatest pleasures in life is when you're in no rush at all
Take a shower. If you can't take a shower, brush your teeth. If you can't brush your teeth, change your socks.
Always carry spare socks.

live fast, die wonga

[butter_man]

view you viewing other people not you viewing other people viewing you.

dont try and bend reality to your will you may end up missing the messages. and how can you be sure thats actually your will and what it actually meant.

where there are cracks that is where the light will get in, but also escape.

[Today]

Don't tell anyone about your grow

[volcanogeorge]

just because someone has taken hallucinogens doesn't them any wiser

learn science

pick your battles

[Mason]

just because someone has taken hallucinogens doesn't them any wiser

amen and if hallucinogens take up more than 10% of what they talk about then they are likely a shitbag hippy