what age can u hit kids?

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Re: what age can u hit kids?

Post by nowaysj » Sun Dec 29, 2013 6:41 am

An effortless joint lock that completely disables him, and allows you to look him in the eye as he begs to be released is probably your best bet.
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Re: what age can u hit kids?

Post by ehbes » Sun Dec 29, 2013 6:41 am

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Re: what age can u hit kids?

Post by rickyarbino » Fri Oct 31, 2014 5:22 pm

OGLemon wrote:child = 3/5 of a human
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At what point do you really become human then? Tbf I think person is the more appropriate term here, nonetheless, what are the five fifths?
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Re: what age can u hit kids?

Post by topmo3 » Fri Oct 31, 2014 6:10 pm

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Re: what age can u hit kids?

Post by BonerJams04 » Fri Oct 31, 2014 7:46 pm

me and my dad got in a fistfight when I was 17. I totally had it comin tho. Just being a little shit.

Holy shit though he came at me and I uppercut him right In the stomach as hard as I could and it didn't even phase him. That old man strength b2b dad bod. That's when I knew I was fucked.
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Re: what age can u hit kids?

Post by nowaysj » Fri Oct 31, 2014 7:54 pm

Glad you're alive.

The inverse of that, my 9yo little girl has like mastered iron palm technique. She can crush bones with those dainty little hands.
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Re: what age can u hit kids?

Post by DiegoSapiens » Fri Oct 31, 2014 8:31 pm

ultraspatial wrote:best age to hit a child is while it's still in the womb imo
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Re: what age can u hit kids?

Post by goose » Fri Oct 31, 2014 8:32 pm

:lol: these agent threads.

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Re: what age can u hit kids?

Post by DiegoSapiens » Fri Oct 31, 2014 8:34 pm

how did i miss this thread?

once i throw a kid to a bin and closed it. I swear the kid was a next level tnuc and deserved even more
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Re: what age can u hit kids?

Post by DiegoSapiens » Fri Oct 31, 2014 8:35 pm

btw did you get to hit him?
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Re: what age can u hit kids?

Post by karmacazee » Fri Oct 31, 2014 9:19 pm

Hmmm, you could do what my brothers always did to me and just destroy his favourite possession by 'accident'.

Or tape him to a chair and force him to watch the most violent, scary film you can find.

Or fart in a small dark cupboard constantly for ages under the stairs and them chuck him in it and hold the door closed.

Or make him play dodge the rocks.



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Re: what age can u hit kids?

Post by Harkat » Fri Oct 31, 2014 9:21 pm

DiegoSapiens wrote:how did i miss this thread?

once i thrower i kid to a bin and closed it. I swear the kid was a next level tnuc and deserved even more
fam :lol:

what's the worst thing he did?
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Re: what age can u hit kids?

Post by rickyarbino » Fri Oct 31, 2014 9:28 pm

We used to do that at one of my old schools. By 'we' I mean various groups of people would stick their mates in dumpsters and push them around so they couldn't get out lol.
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Re: what age can u hit kids?

Post by DiegoSapiens » Sat Nov 01, 2014 2:39 am

Harkat wrote:
DiegoSapiens wrote:how did i miss this thread?

once i thrower i kid to a bin and closed it. I swear the kid was a next level tnuc and deserved even more
fam :lol:

what's the worst thing he did?
He was always winding me up and then running away wjen i was tryimg to catch him. That day i surpised him on a corner
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Re: what age can u hit kids?

Post by RKM » Sat Nov 01, 2014 2:58 am

did he make you lick a white dog turd
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Re: what age can u hit kids?

Post by nousd » Sat Nov 01, 2014 7:24 am

wouldn't hit a kid below 16
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Re: what age can u hit kids?

Post by test_recordings » Sun Nov 02, 2014 7:33 am

One of my students was threatening to hit me and slap me in class and I just told him to sit down because he's weak. The little shit would get a smackdown with some locks though if he tried anything I think
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Re: what age can u hit kids?

Post by nowaysj » Sun Nov 02, 2014 7:41 am

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Re: what age can u hit kids?

Post by JTMMusicuk » Sun Nov 02, 2014 8:43 am

test_recordings wrote:One of my students was threatening to hit me and slap me in class and I just told him to sit down because he's weak.
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Re: what age can u hit kids?

Post by ThomasEll » Sun Nov 02, 2014 10:07 am

DiegoSapiens wrote:btw did you get to hit him?

This, I need some closure!

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