Greatest Quotes from fundamentalist christian chat rooms

[dubluke]

This is quite interesting http://www.philosophyquotes.net/cgi-bin ... .cgi?num=0&

Interesting little test on the consistency of your convictions whether atheist or theist

i did pretty well, got the "medal of honour" but had 2 'hits' and had to bite a bullet....

[badger]

nice site shonky

You took 1 direct hit and you have bitten zero bullets. The average player of this activity to date takes 1.39 hits and bites 1.11 bullets. 403065 people have so far undertaken this activity.

[pk-]

so, god. what you reckon ninjas?

[shonky]

This is quite interesting http://www.philosophyquotes.net/cgi-bin ... .cgi?num=0&

Interesting little test on the consistency of your convictions whether atheist or theist

i did pretty well, got the "medal of honour" but had 2 'hits' and had to bite a bullet....

Yeah same pretty much.

[RFID]

When bullshit is your trade, it's generally best to stop any debate that might contradict it.

^^^new quote for the sig

[shonky]

so, god. what you reckon ninjas?

[daydreamingjerk]

This is horrible:

Just recently my son Bobby came out to me. I had been worried for awhile. His teachers said most of his grades were slipping and he seemed depressed and withdrawn.

Bobby said he'd been hiding it for awhile because he was afraid I would reject him. I sat him down and told him that I loved him and that God loved him, but that his salvation was in danger if he did not resist his unnatural tempations. I told him how being gay would mean he would live a shorter life, and that if he couldnt change his orientation he could be celibate like most the ex-gays are. He started crying saying something along the lines of "I knew you wouldnt understand! You're just like everyone else!" before running to his room and slamming the door.

What did I do wrong? I dont want to lose my son, but I fear I already have. I talked it over with his therapist, who had the ludicrous idea that homosexuality was unchangable and that trying to repress could lead to lots of psychological damage (I've dropped him and will try to be finding another therapist with more moral beliefs). I wouldnt be surprised if he's the one who's feeding my son all the homosexual propaganda about how its 'ok' to be gay. That, or how homosexuality has engulfed the media, making it seem 'cool' and 'hip' and how they were just another oppressed minority. You didnt have to worry about seeing two men making out on tv at my age! I dont want to sound like a fanatic, but Im worried what other effects will come out of this increasingly secular, immoral society obsessed with filth.

Am I too late? Or is it possible to save my son

(Note: the boy eventually took his own life.)

Yea I read this too and thought what a crazy bitch. She/He for real? NO wonder their son needs therapy!!!!!!

[daydreamingjerk]

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Meh Fundie!
What is called 'Science' today and 'scientists' consist of the same old gang of witch doctors, sorcerers, tellers of tales, the 'Priest-Entertainers' for the common people. 'Science' consists of a weird, way-out occult concoction of jibberish theory-theology... nothing good has ever come from 'science' --- In fact, technology is not in any way related to the web of idiotic scientific theory. ALL inventors have been anti-science. The Wright brothers said: "Science theory held us up for years. When we threw out all science, started from experiment and experience, then we invented the airplane." By the way, airplanes all fly level on this Plane earth!

The Fact the Earth is Flat is not my opinion, it is a Proved Fact! While all we need to know is that the Bible says the Earth is flat (Is.40:22, Ez.7:2, Dn.2:35; 4:10-11,20, Mt.4:8)... but for a second can you imagine what these so-called 'scientists would have us believe --- If the earth really was round, that would mean there arre people who are HANGING DOWN, HEAD DOWNWARDS while we are standing head up? But since the theory allows to travel to those parts of the earth where the people are said to hand head downward, and still to fancy ourselves to be heads upwards, and our friends whom we have left behind us to be heads downwards! LOL! What foolishness! TheWHOLE THING IS A MYTH - A DREAM - A DELUSION - and a snare, and, instead of there being any evidence at all in this direction to substantiate this popular theory, it is plain proof that the Earth is Not A Globe!

Also, be sure to know the Sun and Moon are about 3,000 miles away are both 32 miles across. The Planets are 'tiny.' Sun and Moon do Move, earth does NOT move, whirl, spin or gyrate (1 Sam.2:8, 1 Chr.16:30; Job 9:6, 38:4-6; Ps.96:10, 104:5, Is.13:10, Mic.6:2). Australians do NOT hang by their feet under the world... this is a FACT, not a theory! Also a Fact the Spinning, Whirling, Gyrating Ball World Planet, Globe Idea is Entirely 100% now and at all times in the Past, a RELIGIOUS DOCTRINE... a Blind Dogmatic Article of Faith in the Religion for the Blind unreasoning beast of prey. No earthly reason for a Sane, Upright Member of the Elite True Christians to subscribe to it. Also a Fact, today the Elite of Earth ALL live on the Flat World. Only the illogical, unreasoning "herd"... prefers the way-out occult weird theology of the old Greek superstitution earth a spinning ball! Both Copernecious and Newton, the inventors of the "modern" superstitions (400 year OLD modern) have said: "It is not possible for a Sane reasonable person to ever really believe these Theories." Thus sayeth Newton-Copernecious. What sayeth THOU?



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smh

[oddfellow]

so, god. what you reckon ninjas?

I might be wrong here but I believe that one of the first religions was Taoism? If thats the case then the original idea was that god was everything. This to me isnt that far removed from what we now know to be true, in that everything is made of energy so we are essentially one thing.

However, the notion of an all power being and creator is a strange one. If such a thing was true then how could a human being hope to comprehend it

[shonky]

I could go along with Taoism by the sounds of it

[chunkie]

so, god. what you reckon ninjas?

i dont essentially have grievances with the idea of the ultimate consciousness (Buddhism) or eneregy (Taosim)

i think the ideas of an all seeing god is bollocks

especially the belief held by some that god controls everything - hypocrites..... god controls all and they pray for help here and there and believe on occasion god is helping them but then when someone they love dies (for example) its all sadness and woe. surely the person dying was also an act of god in which case you should rejoice in his inherent brilliance, do not question him, do not grieve, all is wonderful.

another example of religious bullshit is suicide being an ultimate sin. one of my mate's cousins committed suicide and my mate was absolutely cut up about it because he believed that despite his loved one being a decent loving human being, he had been condemned to hell by virtue of the sinful act of taking his own life......!

i believe that as far as i can (with regard to corruption etc) i control my own destiny - no saviour, no prayers, no divine plan or any other of that bullshit

[datura]

i think it's generally the popular notion of god i don't believe. The taoism beliefs seem to be a pretty good fit for me too.

[shonky]

another example of religious bullshit is suicide being an ultimate sin. one of my mate's cousins committed suicide and my mate was absolutely cut up about it because he believed that despite his loved one being a decent loving human being, he had been condemned to hell by virtue of the sinful act of taking his own life......!

They do spout a lot of hypocritical bullshit about this "only god has the right to take life" thing. Anti-abortionists at one end, and keeping that brain-dead woman alive in a hospital for no reason whatsoever a couple of years back (Terri Schiavo I think it was) - surely if she can't breathe without a machine then it's her fucking time.

Plus most of them only give a shit about the baby whilst it's inside the woman and do nothing to help these mums look after their unwanted kids afterwards.

[chunkie]

another example of religious bullshit is suicide being an ultimate sin. one of my mate's cousins committed suicide and my mate was absolutely cut up about it because he believed that despite his loved one being a decent loving human being, he had been condemned to hell by virtue of the sinful act of taking his own life......!

They do spout a lot of hypocritical bullshit about this "only god has the right to take life" thing. Anti-abortionists at one end, and keeping that brain-dead woman alive in a hospital for no reason whatsoever a couple of years back (Terri Schiavo I think it was) - surely if she can't breathe without a machine then it's her fucking time.

Plus most of them only give a shit about the baby whilst it's inside the woman and do nothing to help these mums look after their unwanted kids afterwards.

exactly like when the catholic church child abuse scandal kicked off in Ireland a few years ago.... people still going to the church, through the picket line and rolling down their window to tell the cameras 'let he who has not sinned cast the first stone' !?!... a very 'christian' thing indeed to say to a molested child, and then sitting down with the molestor to take lessons on morality --- you couldn't make this stuff up!

[whineo]

I have always been very interested in Taoism and Buddhism
.. but there are plenty of similar teachings relating to personal development that span across most religions.

[daydreamingjerk]

another example of religious bullshit is suicide being an ultimate sin. one of my mate's cousins committed suicide and my mate was absolutely cut up about it because he believed that despite his loved one being a decent loving human being, he had been condemned to hell by virtue of the sinful act of taking his own life......!

They do spout a lot of hypocritical bullshit about this "only god has the right to take life" thing. Anti-abortionists at one end, and keeping that brain-dead woman alive in a hospital for no reason whatsoever a couple of years back (Terri Schiavo I think it was) - surely if she can't breathe without a machine then it's her fucking time.

Plus most of them only give a shit about the baby whilst it's inside the woman and do nothing to help these mums look after their unwanted kids afterwards.

and on THAT note of Terri schiavo case...yea and half of them say science is BS, medicine is science, Terri was living on medicine...heh.

[paolo]

I'm not religious, but I hope people realise that these fuckwits aren't exactly representative of Christianity. Most Christians I know are pretty cool

[Jubz]

I'm not religious, but I hope people realise that these fuckwits aren't exactly representative of Christianity. Most Christians I know are pretty cool

yeah, if you can see past the knitted jumpers and beards (even the women).

[shonky]

http://gretachristina.typepad.com/greta ... mpero.html

This is a pretty good piece I thought, quite lengthy but really well thought out

[__________]

great thread, funniest i've read for a while