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Post by badger » Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:06 pm

yeah my coworkers noticed i was on dsf all the time and i made the mistake of letting slip my username :( bad move

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Post by datura » Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:12 pm

haha you really shouldn't have called them a shower of stnuc.
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Post by FSTZ » Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:29 pm

fortunately (thanks to the church of ham) the hideout is hidden unless you are logged in

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Post by badger » Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:18 pm

lol yeah thankfully... the other week when i had a day off they went and looked at all my posts. god knows what they'd have thought of me if they'd read about my ham love. they'd never understand :(

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Post by shonky » Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:22 pm

I have found it painfully ironic that we have light fittings that have a high-pitched annoying sound and then a woman who is both high-pitched and annoying often comments on how high-pitched and annoying it is.

Hell is going to be a breeze I think.
Hmm....

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Post by datura » Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:51 pm

all the fun people go to hell
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Post by badger » Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:57 pm

but i don't want to go to hell :?

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Post by datura » Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:57 pm

badger wrote:but i don't want to go to hell :?
tough titty :twisted:
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Post by shonky » Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:58 pm

badger wrote:but i don't want to go to hell :?
EXCOMMUNICATE!!!!
Hmm....

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Post by FSTZ » Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:11 pm

YO!

hold tight inside the workplace

my crazy loon of a co-worker is seriously off her meds today

nothing worse than an idiot that is convinced they know what they are doing!

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Post by datura » Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:17 pm

unklefesta wrote:YO!

hold tight inside the workplace

my crazy loon of a co-worker is seriously off her meds today

nothing worse than an idiot that is convinced they know what they are doing!
haha

mine looked mysteriously like a badger...hmmm
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Post by FSTZ » Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:20 pm

she can't say "ummm" or "and"

she says "emmmm" and "eeeeaaaand"


fucking hillbilly or something

she's fucked up an employees payroll and listening to her try to explain it is brutally painfull


you should hear her yell at her kid

really classy

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Post by datura » Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:30 pm

i bet she's the sort to rant about how badly other people treat their kids and then does the exact same, if not worse.
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Post by cure » Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:32 pm

Ive got a super annoying co worker...
Ive got nothing against Mulsums...infact I have friends who are Muslum..and they keep their shit to themselves. But dude allways pushes his shit on me. Like we cant have a normal conversation with out him preaching to me to change my ways... Every day its something new...I should take out my ear rings "cus only gays that wear them", I "shouldnt eat ham", I shouldnt go near dogs, I shouldnt have a girl friend thats taller than me, etc etc...Some of the shit that he says to me is so fucking rediculous. I dont want to be rude to the guy ..but for fuck sakes...I can only handle so much. Mind your biz!!!!
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Post by FSTZ » Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:42 pm

thats fucked!

anyone that tells other adult people how to live, dress, look, or think is a fuck.

it's not his religion, it's his IQ

tell that douchebag to fuck off

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Post by FSTZ » Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:45 pm

datura wrote:i bet she's the sort to rant about how badly other people treat their kids and then does the exact same, if not worse.
yep

one time her Daughter got in a fight on the bus to school and she told her that she's "going to beat her ass" and "I didn't raise you to be violent" in the same sentence!

I was like....

really?

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Post by datura » Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:50 pm

unklefesta wrote:
datura wrote:i bet she's the sort to rant about how badly other people treat their kids and then does the exact same, if not worse.
yep

one time her Daughter got in a fight on the bus to school and she told her that she's "going to beat her ass" and "I didn't raise you to be violent" in the same sentence!

I was like....

really?
lol, we all know at least one, regardless of where you live. You want to laugh, if it wasn't so sad. The kids have no chance.
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Post by cure » Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:51 pm

I know it has nothing to do with his religion...but he acts like it has all to do with his religion. He has actually told me I would be better off if I was Muslum. Im not even fucking Christian. It is his IQ...hes totally a fool. He reminds of a grown boy. Then after he tells me how horrible of a person I am...he asks me for my FUCKING FOOOD!!!! so I tell him I only have ham sandwiches.
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Post by FSTZ » Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:11 pm

cure wrote:he asks me for my FUCKING FOOOD!!!! so I tell him I only have ham sandwiches.

what???!!!!

that is insanity!

I'd be eating pork chops on the daily

haha haaha

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Post by hera » Sat Feb 09, 2008 4:02 am

i belong in this thread

i hate dave the 50 year old telemarketer who thinks its funny to tell me he's going to have chinese food but that he'll avoid eating it around me because apparently i'm muslim and cant eat sweet and sour pork. also, he is concerned about me marrying a man as a second or lesser wife.

glenn (ugh, that name) the creepy divorced "CFO" who's really just an accountant who likes to walk around and ask for everyone "reimburthment requethtth." he liketh to athk me if i can "gueth what today'th trifecta ith." who fucking says that?

and then theres "nick". nick is persian (if you couldnt tell by the name), so therefore we must socialize. when we go to lunch, he follows me to my car. then he follows me into the driver seat. until i remind him that I really wasn't bluffing: I'm driving. he does this everytime, including the drive back from lunch, and in case you think he's taking the piss you're wrong. he's just an idiot. and, just to add insult to injury, he makes more money than i.

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