Worst Film?

oddfellow · Post by **oddfellow** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:30 pm

Thomas wrote:on the remake tip, The hitch hikers guide to the galaxy. I dont know wether i love Mos Def as an actor or hate his monotone voice, but the whole film shit on the series. (the bad way)

Didnt mind it so much. Far from a perfect film but there were some great moments in it. Nothing beats the books though....

sinc_vision · Post by **sinc_vision** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:36 pm

Transformers!!!! I'm a bit of a film facist so don't even let myself near most of the films you lot mentioned but i just had to see Transformers and have decided it is hands down one of the worst films in living memory. Terrible, terrible, terriblle film

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:38 pm

DJ Sinc Vision wrote:Transformers!!!! I'm a bit of a film facist so don't even let myself near most of the films you lot mentioned but i just had to see Transformers and have decided it is hands down one of the worst films in living memory. Terrible, terrible, terriblle film

It was disappointing. Some of the dialogue was terrible. However, it did have massive robots fighting, which is always a winner....

thief · Post by **thief** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:42 pm

Because I said so (2007)

"A cheap and sleazy movie about a bunch of dumb sluts" - 0.8 out of 27.

This movie had me reaching for the crossbow so I could shoot myself in the face.

sinc_vision · Post by **sinc_vision** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:44 pm

the fighting was shit, you could never see anything that was going on. just a jumble of body parts. plus all the decepticons looked and sounded exactly the same (like some giant metal primates) so there was no telling who was who. rubbish film. the only one good thing about it was when megatron transformed into a jet. oh, and when i deleted it from my hard drive, that was heavy.

thief · Post by **thief** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:50 pm

DJ Sinc Vision wrote:the fighting was shit, you could never see anything that was going on. just a jumble of body parts. plus all the decepticons looked and sounded exactly the same (like some giant metal primates) so there was no telling who was who. rubbish film. the only one good thing about it was when megatron transformed into a jet. oh, and when i deleted it from my hard drive, that was heavy.

Needed more wide shots definitely, and less of the ADD cutting to a new shot every 0.5 seconds.

BaronVon · Post by **BaronVon** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:53 pm

3:10 to Yuma

The remake with bloody Russel Crowe. What a cock, the most unconvincing badman i have ever seen on celluloid. Im not even sure if it was his fault, more like a terrible idea for a film.
What kind of ruthless killer suddenly turns good and voluntarely kills all his mates and puts himself in jail ???

I havn't seen the original so can't tell if the plot was the same.

Utter codwallop.

stanton · Post by **stanton** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:01 pm

Thomas wrote:on the remake tip, The hitch hikers guide to the galaxy. I dont know wether i love Mos Def as an actor or hate his monotone voice, but the whole film shit on the series. (the bad way)

Agreed, utterly fucking awful.

dubloke · Post by **dubloke** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:15 pm

boyz n the hood, thought it would be good, it wasnt

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:37 pm

forensix (mcr) wrote:waterworld

i never understood why everyone hated that, i thought it was alright

the worst film i've ever seen is 'Basic' with john travolta and samuel jackson. it's absolutely fucking woeful.

gravious · Post by **gravious** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:40 pm

Thomas wrote:
forensix (mcr) wrote:waterworld
Naw, thats a classic. Who didnt wish the world would flood while watching that? Loved it.

If thats your sort of thing, can I also suggest watching Mad Max 2 whilst pissing yourself, and leaving it to go stale and cold?

The effect is much the same.

Can't believe no-one has mentioned Pearl Harbor yet! Unbe-shitting-lievably bad.

See also Repossessed (or don't see), starring Leslie Nielsen. I love the Nielsen, but that film was GASH. Sickeningly poor.

If you like bad film (ironically or otherwise) I would suggest seeing Dead in a Heartbeat. Its about terrorists putting bombs in pacemakers.
nuff said

or, Exposure: rubbish thriller with Ron Silver. Involves an "evil" twin. Classic!

z.u.bee · Post by **z.u.bee** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:41 pm

DJ Sinc Vision wrote:transformers. when i deleted it from my hard drive, that was heavy.

did your pc transform????

to be honest i enjoyed it but was dissapointed with the dialogue and the robots!!!!
i much preferred the old transformers, these new ones look like that car commercial!!!!

as for shit films ive seen recently no°1 shit flick was snoop doggs hood of horrors!!!!!!

the intro animation was excellent but then it switched to a crappy teen thriller like scenario with some chick crossin guys tags out to make them die!!!!

poor, very poor.......

phobic · Post by **phobic** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:43 pm

Hulk
War of the Worlds

z.u.bee · Post by **z.u.bee** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:44 pm

TITANIC was also turd of biblical proportions....

spooKs · Post by **spooKs** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:49 pm

Tappy Tippon wrote:

can't believe the warriors are even being mentioned in this thread

there are a lot, but probably anything with that marlon wayans guy, pretty awful stuf..

requiem for a dream tho!

oddfellow · Post by **oddfellow** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:50 pm

PhoBic wrote:Hulk
War of the Worlds

Both these films have major flaws. War of the worlds especially. But both have some amazing action set pieces.

oddfellow · Post by **oddfellow** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:53 pm

I think if we are going to try and find the worst film we should look through the 'rom-com' genre. I think a lot of the films mentioned here really do have things in them that can be classed as redeeming. Maid In Manhatten and shit like that is the visual equivalent of rape.

phobic · Post by **phobic** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:54 pm

King Kong

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:54 pm

DJ Sinc Vision wrote:Transformers!!!! I'm a bit of a film facist so don't even let myself near most of the films you lot mentioned but i just had to see Transformers and have decided it is hands down one of the worst films in living memory. Terrible, terrible, terriblle film

I had erased that from my mind thanks for reminding me how truly fucking awful that film was

sinc_vision · Post by **sinc_vision** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 4:47 pm

forensix (mcr) wrote:
DJ Sinc Vision wrote:Transformers!!!! I'm a bit of a film facist so don't even let myself near most of the films you lot mentioned but i just had to see Transformers and have decided it is hands down one of the worst films in living memory. Terrible, terrible, terriblle film
I had erased that from my mind thanks for reminding me how truly fucking awful that film was

not only will i do that but i'll remind you of the scene where the autobots are creepin around in the guys garden while his parents are auditioning for american pie IX and also remind you of the backwards thinking that made them decide to lure the decepticons out of the desert and into the city in order to minimise casualties and damage, oh, and lets not forget the fact that the only autobot to get killed is the black one whose one line in the film is "what up bitches?!" and whose eulogy went something like "Awww, Jaaazz. [Booo!] Oh well, fuckit man, we just saved the world, we rock! [Yaaaaay!]". BAD. FUCKING. FILM. NO. REDEEMING. FEATURES.

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