Some people knocked on my door today...

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:53 pm

Q: How do you know if you're at a gay picnic?

A: The hotdogs all taste like shit!

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:53 pm

no offence intended. well maybe a little lol.

tuck · Post by **tuck** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:53 pm

Pussy? Not at all. We tread a fine line. I learned a lot from Bill Hicks and Doug Stanhope (when I say "learned" I probably mean "ripped off wholesale").

I don't know what I'd do if I got banned too

Probably wipe my nose, put the kettle on and re-register with a new profile before the fucking kettle had boiled

delendi · Post by **delendi** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:54 pm

jehovas witnesses stopped coming to our house a LONG time ago. my dad wound up the last ones we had so much they slammed the door in HIS face

back to the monty python appreciation society get together!

tuck · Post by **tuck** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:56 pm

[quote="Diss04"]Q: How do you know if you're at a gay picnic?

Ah ha ha ha ROFLMAO

That is some funny shit dude

The concept of a gay picnic is funny enough for a start

tuck · Post by **tuck** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:00 pm

How do you know when your sister's got her period?

Your dad's dick tastes of blood.

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:01 pm

Tuck wrote:How do you know when your sister's got her period?

Your dad's dick tastes of blood.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:12 pm

Two sanitary pads were floating down a sewer drain, and were approaching two tampons. Before the pads and tampons reached each other, one pad said to the other,

"Should we say hi to those 2 tampons?"

The other pad responded, "Err... nah... they're stuck up stnuc."

tuck · Post by **tuck** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:27 pm

So apparently Jeremy Beadle has a very small dick

But on the other hand it looks quite big

Thank you very much. I'm here all week

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:30 pm

This man pulls up in his Merc beside a little boy.

He opens the door, holds out a brown paper bag of sweets and says, "Hey kid, if I give you a sweetie, will you come in my car."

To which the kid replies, "Gimme the bag and I'll come in your mouth!"

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:32 pm

Jahova Witnesses love to bother me when I am smoking pot.

no joke....it's like they have a radar

tuck · Post by **tuck** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:37 pm

TheEvilGirl wrote:Jahova Witnesses love to bother me when I am smoking pot.

no joke....it's like they have a radar

Maybe you should wait until the sermon's over before you blaze

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:38 pm

Tuck wrote:
TheEvilGirl wrote:Jahova Witnesses love to bother me when I am smoking pot.

no joke....it's like they have a radar
Maybe you should wait until the sermon's over before you blaze

thats no fun hehe

tuck · Post by **tuck** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:47 pm

TheEvilGirl wrote:
Tuck wrote:
TheEvilGirl wrote:Jahova Witnesses love to bother me when I am smoking pot.

no joke....it's like they have a radar
Maybe you should wait until the sermon's over before you blaze
thats no fun hehe

Yeah it's tight when you're two and a half hours into some Seventh Day Adventist's weekly rant and you can't see straight and you've got hideous cotton mouth and the only water within 15 miles is the baptismal pool

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:49 pm

Tuck wrote:
TheEvilGirl wrote:
Tuck wrote:
TheEvilGirl wrote:Jahova Witnesses love to bother me when I am smoking pot.

no joke....it's like they have a radar
Maybe you should wait until the sermon's over before you blaze
thats no fun hehe
Yeah it's tight when you're two and a half hours into some Seventh Day Adventist's weekly rant and you can't see straight and you've got hideous cotton mouth and the only water within 15 miles is the baptismal pool

is there pee in that pool?

habitualbeatscamp · Post by **habitualbeatscamp** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:51 pm

TheEvilGirl wrote:
Tuck wrote:
TheEvilGirl wrote:
Tuck wrote:
TheEvilGirl wrote:Jahova Witnesses love to bother me when I am smoking pot.

no joke....it's like they have a radar
Maybe you should wait until the sermon's over before you blaze
thats no fun hehe
Yeah it's tight when you're two and a half hours into some Seventh Day Adventist's weekly rant and you can't see straight and you've got hideous cotton mouth and the only water within 15 miles is the baptismal pool
is there pee in that pool?

Probably something much, much worse than pee.

tuck · Post by **tuck** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:54 pm

TheEvilGirl wrote:
Tuck wrote:
TheEvilGirl wrote:
Tuck wrote:
TheEvilGirl wrote:Jahova Witnesses love to bother me when I am smoking pot.

no joke....it's like they have a radar
Maybe you should wait until the sermon's over before you blaze
thats no fun hehe
Yeah it's tight when you're two and a half hours into some Seventh Day Adventist's weekly rant and you can't see straight and you've got hideous cotton mouth and the only water within 15 miles is the baptismal pool
is there pee in that pool?

With all those witnesses about? You must be joking mate

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:54 pm

HabitualBeatsCamp wrote:
TheEvilGirl wrote:
Tuck wrote:
TheEvilGirl wrote:
Tuck wrote: Maybe you should wait until the sermon's over before you blaze
thats no fun hehe
Yeah it's tight when you're two and a half hours into some Seventh Day Adventist's weekly rant and you can't see straight and you've got hideous cotton mouth and the only water within 15 miles is the baptismal pool
is there pee in that pool?
Probably something much, much worse than pee.

so then i guess drinking it is out of the question

delendi · Post by **delendi** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:56 pm

HabitualBeatsCamp wrote:
TheEvilGirl wrote:
Tuck wrote:
TheEvilGirl wrote:
Tuck wrote: Maybe you should wait until the sermon's over before you blaze
thats no fun hehe
Yeah it's tight when you're two and a half hours into some Seventh Day Adventist's weekly rant and you can't see straight and you've got hideous cotton mouth and the only water within 15 miles is the baptismal pool
is there pee in that pool?
Probably something much, much worse than pee.

jesus's love?

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:56 pm

Tuck wrote:
TheEvilGirl wrote:
Tuck wrote:
TheEvilGirl wrote:
Tuck wrote: Maybe you should wait until the sermon's over before you blaze
thats no fun hehe
Yeah it's tight when you're two and a half hours into some Seventh Day Adventist's weekly rant and you can't see straight and you've got hideous cotton mouth and the only water within 15 miles is the baptismal pool
is there pee in that pool?
With all those witnesses about? You must be joking mate

lol well during the baptism....i could imagine a little tinkle would be released....maybe?....

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