Zombies are people too

[pk-]

what would your plan be for Z-day then?

the place i work is a fucking fortress, you have to be buzzed in through bulletproof glass airlocks on the way in and every door has massive magnetic locks that you can only open with a security pass.

plus we've got a network of 1000 cameras all over london on which to watch people getting eaten

i'd hold up in there with a shotgun and a tough independent woman who eventually grudgingly respects and then falls in love with me

[diss04]

what would your plan be for Z-day then?

the place i work is a fucking fortress, you have to be buzzed in through bulletproof glass airlocks on the way in and every door has massive magnetic locks that you can only open with a security pass.

plus we've got a network of 1000 cameras all over london on which to watch people getting eaten

you work at greggs the bakers, init pk

[dubluke]

what would your plan be for Z-day then?

the place i work is a fucking fortress, you have to be buzzed in through bulletproof glass airlocks on the way in and every door has massive magnetic locks that you can only open with a security pass.

plus we've got a network of 1000 cameras all over london on which to watch people getting eaten

i'd hold up in there with a shotgun and a tough independent woman who eventually grudgingly respects and then falls in love with me

possibly i take back my earlier idea of going it alone to go join Pk

i need someone to keep me warm in those long lonely nights anyway

[dubluke]

maybe you can fake being a zombie, join the evil hoardes, befriend their leader (theirs always a fucking leader you just need to look harder) and then take down this zombie kingdom from the inside out like ringworm

if you can just harness them to be an unpaid labor force like Shaun of the Dead.....well....it'd be awesome! Think of all the things you could do with all that new time! No takin out the garbage or doing dishes or washing cars. Everyone could have one...

Though...I think they should come with muzzles...they have a nasty bite, from what I hear...

you can't control them!! only fight em out and defend your fort until they starve

SMH @ you not taking this seriously belle

[pk-]

what would your plan be for Z-day then?

the place i work is a fucking fortress, you have to be buzzed in through bulletproof glass airlocks on the way in and every door has massive magnetic locks that you can only open with a security pass.

plus we've got a network of 1000 cameras all over london on which to watch people getting eaten

i'd hold up in there with a shotgun and a tough independent woman who eventually grudgingly respects and then falls in love with me

possibly i take back my earlier idea of going it alone to go join Pk

i need someone to keep me warm in those long lonely nights anyway

i think we'd have trouble repopulating the earth my love

[diss04]

what would your plan be for Z-day then?

the place i work is a fucking fortress, you have to be buzzed in through bulletproof glass airlocks on the way in and every door has massive magnetic locks that you can only open with a security pass.

plus we've got a network of 1000 cameras all over london on which to watch people getting eaten

i'd hold up in there with a shotgun and a tough independent woman who eventually grudgingly respects and then falls in love with me

possibly i take back my earlier idea of going it alone to go join Pk

i need someone to keep me warm in those long lonely nights anyway

BARE HOMO

[dubluke]

what would your plan be for Z-day then?

the place i work is a fucking fortress, you have to be buzzed in through bulletproof glass airlocks on the way in and every door has massive magnetic locks that you can only open with a security pass.

plus we've got a network of 1000 cameras all over london on which to watch people getting eaten

i'd hold up in there with a shotgun and a tough independent woman who eventually grudgingly respects and then falls in love with me

possibly i take back my earlier idea of going it alone to go join Pk

i need someone to keep me warm in those long lonely nights anyway

i think we'd have trouble repopulating the earth my love

SCIENCE WILL FIND A WAY

[bellybelle]

maybe you can fake being a zombie, join the evil hoardes, befriend their leader (theirs always a fucking leader you just need to look harder) and then take down this zombie kingdom from the inside out like ringworm

if you can just harness them to be an unpaid labor force like Shaun of the Dead.....well....it'd be awesome! Think of all the things you could do with all that new time! No takin out the garbage or doing dishes or washing cars. Everyone could have one...

Though...I think they should come with muzzles...they have a nasty bite, from what I hear...

you can't control them!! only fight em out and defend your fort until they starve

SMH @ you not taking this seriously belle

*sniffles* you got me bluke. I wasn't bein' thuper therial.

You want therial?! Get some voodoun priests and priestesses together and find out their secrets of harnessing the undead...

mmmmmm tasty evil

[diss04]

maybe you can fake being a zombie, join the evil hoardes, befriend their leader (theirs always a fucking leader you just need to look harder) and then take down this zombie kingdom from the inside out like ringworm

if you can just harness them to be an unpaid labor force like Shaun of the Dead.....well....it'd be awesome! Think of all the things you could do with all that new time! No takin out the garbage or doing dishes or washing cars. Everyone could have one...

Though...I think they should come with muzzles...they have a nasty bite, from what I hear...

you can't control them!! only fight em out and defend your fort until they starve

SMH @ you not taking this seriously belle

*sniffles* you got me bluke. I wasn't bein' thuper therial.

You want therial?! Get some voodoun priests and priestesses together and find out their secrets of harnessing the undead...

mmmmmm tasty evil

ARRGGGHHHHHGGHHGGHGGGHHGHGHGHGGHGHHHHH!!!1

burn her at the stake!

[bellybelle]

maybe you can fake being a zombie, join the evil hoardes, befriend their leader (theirs always a fucking leader you just need to look harder) and then take down this zombie kingdom from the inside out like ringworm

if you can just harness them to be an unpaid labor force like Shaun of the Dead.....well....it'd be awesome! Think of all the things you could do with all that new time! No takin out the garbage or doing dishes or washing cars. Everyone could have one...

Though...I think they should come with muzzles...they have a nasty bite, from what I hear...

you can't control them!! only fight em out and defend your fort until they starve

SMH @ you not taking this seriously belle

*sniffles* you got me bluke. I wasn't bein' thuper therial.

You want therial?! Get some voodoun priests and priestesses together and find out their secrets of harnessing the undead...

mmmmmm tasty evil

ARRGGGHHHHHGGHHGGHGGGHHGHGHGHGGHGHHHHH!!!1

burn her at the stake!

Oh Diss.....I'm bringin hot sauce for your conversion....

[diss04]

i no want no voodoo sauce, girl.



ace ventura: when nature calls. best. movie. evar.

[bellybelle]

i no want no voodoo sauce, girl.

you have no choice....your drink was powdered yesterday....

just a matter of time, really muwhahahahaha!!!!

[diss04]

i no want no voodoo sauce, girl.

you have no choice....your drink was powdered yesterday....

just a matter of time, really muwhahahahaha!!!!

no... no... i'ma fallin' unna di voodoooo!

[bellybelle]

i no want no voodoo sauce, girl.

you have no choice....your drink was powdered yesterday....

just a matter of time, really muwhahahahaha!!!!

no... no... i'ma fallin' unna di voodoooo!

hehehehehe now for some bluke tartare

[dubluke]

SMH @ me becoming only a tartare sauce, at least make me into a decent sauce

and i hope you all went home and thought about your zombie plans, cos god knows i ain't defending your poorly prepared ass when it comes to it

[kidlogic]

SMH @ me becoming only a tartare sauce, at least make me into a decent sauce

and i hope you all went home and thought about your zombie plans, cos god knows i ain't defending your poorly prepared ass when it comes to it

You have made some very good points Bluke, although the only one I disagree with is going it alone. Yeah, you run the risk of having to off your mate after they get bitten, but if you can avoid that you'd have someone watchin your back. Always good to have backup.

Me, Im gettin as far outta town as I can... stealin a car and gettin tae fook oot - right after a quick stop at Wal-Mart for some guns and garden supplies... ie pitchforks, axes, etc. If I couldnt make it out of town, the Wal-Mart would be a good place to hole up, since they have everything. All kinds of things to combine inna McGuyver stylee to make a bomb or molotov cocktail, lawnmowers to modify, etc.. and food to help you survive the days after the initial outbreak.

First things first on this plan though, I need to learn how to hotwire a car... is it twist the red wire to the black one or the blue to the green?

[dubluke]

SMH @ me becoming only a tartare sauce, at least make me into a decent sauce

and i hope you all went home and thought about your zombie plans, cos god knows i ain't defending your poorly prepared ass when it comes to it

You have made some very good points Bluke, although the only one I disagree with is going it alone. Yeah, you run the risk of having to off your mate after they get bitten, but if you can avoid that you'd have someone watchin your back. Always good to have backup.

Me, Im gettin as far outta town as I can... stealin a car and gettin tae fook oot - right after a quick stop at Wal-Mart for some guns and garden supplies... ie pitchforks, axes, etc. If I couldnt make it out of town, the Wal-Mart would be a good place to hole up, since they have everything. All kinds of things to combine inna McGuyver stylee to make a bomb or molotov cocktail, lawnmowers to modify, etc.. and food to help you survive the days after the initial outbreak.

First things first on this plan though, I need to learn how to hotwire a car... is it twist the red wire to the black one or the blue to the green?

yeah i guess it would be good to have someone watching your back but they'd inevitably end up being shit in the long run

yeah getting out of town would be good - rural area - less people about to turn into zombies, get one of those invincible nissan trucks (see here - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrk6vsb77xk - long but a great laugh haha) which won't get all fucked up if you crash into stuff/zombies and won't break down (in that vid they drown it in the sea and it STILL restarts!)

[kidlogic]

SMH @ me becoming only a tartare sauce, at least make me into a decent sauce

and i hope you all went home and thought about your zombie plans, cos god knows i ain't defending your poorly prepared ass when it comes to it

You have made some very good points Bluke, although the only one I disagree with is going it alone. Yeah, you run the risk of having to off your mate after they get bitten, but if you can avoid that you'd have someone watchin your back. Always good to have backup.

Me, Im gettin as far outta town as I can... stealin a car and gettin tae fook oot - right after a quick stop at Wal-Mart for some guns and garden supplies... ie pitchforks, axes, etc. If I couldnt make it out of town, the Wal-Mart would be a good place to hole up, since they have everything. All kinds of things to combine inna McGuyver stylee to make a bomb or molotov cocktail, lawnmowers to modify, etc.. and food to help you survive the days after the initial outbreak.

First things first on this plan though, I need to learn how to hotwire a car... is it twist the red wire to the black one or the blue to the green?

yeah i guess it would be good to have someone watching your back but they'd inevitably end up being shit in the long run

yeah getting out of town would be good - rural area - less people about to turn into zombies, get one of those invincible nissan trucks (see here - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrk6vsb77xk - long but a great laugh haha) which won't get all fucked up if you crash into stuff/zombies and won't break down (in that vid they drown it in the sea and it STILL restarts!)

Ive seen that!! Thats insane what they do to that truck! Yes, that would definately be the one! And get out to some little town out in the desert (for me since Im near)... hide out, bust the heads of the zombies in that town and just hole out until its over.

[concept_]

tbf it really depends on what the zombies r like really

if we are talking dawn of the dean style- its all cushty, they r just dumb fucks who walk around slowly- get out of town though as im not sure if they die- american school bus preferred mode of transport

if we are talking 28 days rage zombies- they're pretty hardcore in the fact they can run and are full on in their massacres (robert carlisle in the sequel :S)- however, they do die once they run out of food so its just a bit of a slog to the finish line- contact means death though. ps (how fit is the young blonde chick in 28WL)

if we are talking resident evil- where animals and plants get infected, insects turn massive, there are ridiculous size hench brers with rocket launchers for arms, lickers which can climb walls, etc. etc. you're basically fucked from the start- however, am i right in saying that you don't get infected until you're dead? Ie they can bite you but its all cushty as long as you sow that shit up. In which case, as long as you can kill a certain number of zombies in a certain amount of time, you will be granted access to a minigun with unlimited ammunition in the police station and you should be cool from then on just merking enough heads. Alternatively, if you are up on your science, you can infect yourself in a way which makes you super strong and yet not a zombie, so you can deal with the rest.

It all really depends on who we are dealing with at the end of the day...

[kins83]

This thread has been most enlightening. Dubluke, you are a troubled man, but would definitely be good to have around on Z-day.

Pk - where the f*ck do you work? I assume it isn't Greggs, as Diss suggests...