What's the funniest thing to ever happen in dubstep?

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:59 pm

Funniest experience, you say? Why, only last week!

I was at Bangface, raving to Plastician's set, skanking my cock off (as you do), and after he finished I went on (without taking a breath) to the girl I was with something like;

"Fucking hell, he's always good whenever I see him, he plays such a good mix, it's such a rush, fucking, when he dropped that tune, d'ya know what I mean? D'ya know what I mean? Fucking ace, I wish he played stuff like this more often, it's good playing dedicated Dubstep gigs, but when you go to something like Bangface, I really think it opens peoples eyes, man, he doesn't look like he does on the Myspace pictures, though, you know what I mean? Class stuff, the bass is so heavy, he drops such wicked tunes, it makes a difference in this kind of place, what a set, that bit when the electric guitar came in! I was fucking ra-...wait a minute..."
I rotate my head and saw the girl I was with to the left of me. I turn my head to the right...

I had been talking to the brick wall for about 6 minutes.

gchrist · Post by **gchrist** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:03 pm

Dead Rats wrote:
I had been talking to the brick wall for about 6 minutes.

Lucky Really....

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:05 pm

gchrist wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:
I had been talking to the brick wall for about 6 minutes.
Lucky Really....

For the brick wall?

Thanks, man. <3 <3 <3

missedthebus · Post by **missedthebus** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:13 pm

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=LojoMxp7zJM - jokes!
mrk1 cracks me up.

drokkr · Post by **drokkr** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:26 pm

missedthebus wrote:http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=LojoMxp7zJM - jokes!
mrk1 cracks me up.

saw this a few weeks ago...

skream · Post by **skream** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:29 pm

poax wrote:when ntype turned up to a dinner sware thrown by british home stores in honour of simon weston dressed as gary numan circa 1985 and demanded to see the manager because the beans were poor and they had overcooked the swedes.
when grand didnt see the secret ninja patio door .
when corpsey, bless him, didnt lock the toilet door at dmz and the attendant opened it and we all saw his lopsided fanny.
luckily we'd all freshened up for the poonani, so there were no problems.

poax u r a ledge

skream · Post by **skream** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:33 pm

One night at a secret location me and plastic ian cracked on and a few hours went by.......
Then the ian said to me:

"where have the girls with the hats who were dancing in the corner gone"
which i replied

"ian its only been us here for the last 6 hours"

When i think of that moment i nearly wet myself everytime......

start : stop · Post by **start : stop** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:52 pm

missedthebus wrote:http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=LojoMxp7zJM - jokes!
mrk1 cracks me up.

LOL

slim · Post by **slim** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 10:15 pm

Dead Rats wrote: skanking my cock off

This phrase needs to die.

Sarge Pokes has to be the funniest guy in dubstep, i swear i nearly fell in the river when i used to run to the Boomnoise and Pokes show i was laughing so hard.

bagelator · Post by **bagelator** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:40 am

it has to be the time when forensix(mcr prk) got booked for a gig, which was actually a surprise party for his nan. he got there with all his cassettes, opened the door, and everyone shouted "prk" at him. really loud.

gchrist · Post by **gchrist** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:46 am

Or the time Coki turned off Goblin half way through and did a 45 minute stand-up routine.

echo wanderer · Post by **echo wanderer** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 1:59 am

Event:The final Brapdem.

Place:The Transfer,San Francisco

The comedy:The worst smelling fart I have EVER smelled!And I think I speak for all attendees,because I have never seen a place clear out so fast!I was almost crushed under the stampede!Even the non-smokers were glad to be outside for a fresh breath of smoky air compared to that.

The Cause:Someone possibly had too much Guinness.Or possibly the "brown note" theory is actually true.

I'm gonna go with a little of both.

Oh.And pretty much every BAPS show.

whineo · Post by **whineo** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 2:16 am

optimum wrote:Corpsey's one of the funniest things to happen to dubstep

bassbeyondreason · Post by **bassbeyondreason** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 3:07 am

One time I rubbed dirt on a Mis-Teeq record and told people it was an unreleased Burial dub.

fooishbar · Post by **fooishbar** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 4:07 am

any n-type show. like the b2b with youngsta where the headphone jack fell into the mixer ('hold tight management if you're locked, give us a bell yeah, because the fing fell into da fing'), or running a fwd>> guestlist comp of who could guess what sort of chocolate he had on his dub that made it skip, or ... anything really.

mandark · Post by **mandark** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:08 pm

One time I rubbed dirt on a Mis-Teeq record and told people it was an unreleased Burial dub.

hahahahahahahaha

cryyourselftoash · Post by **cryyourselftoash** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 1:34 pm

Sam scratching his bum while Laurie falls asleep mid wheel up:

you guyz! let it never be said skull disco aren't pure yuk merchants!

compulsivethinker · Post by **compulsivethinker** » Sat Nov 22, 2008 2:51 pm

Ntype kills me

Plastician gunning mc neat "wicked as a boogaloo"

4n general · Post by **4n general** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 2:21 pm

Well.....I fell off the stage at one night in Van daag in Holland last week, i was skanking out to Kromestars set (he was playin some sick wobblers) and all of a sudden i disaapeared off the stage and ended up on the floor, about half hour later i was doing the same mad head skank and ended up slippin on my ass this time lol even i gotta say it was joke.

mattrelton · Post by **mattrelton** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:31 pm

compulsivethinker wrote:N-type

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