Genius things you've said while baked

frodo · Post by **frodo** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 12:40 am

"Remember that time we had to be there?"

sri · Post by **sri** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 3:06 am

"if i was a dude i'd keep the hole open"

hookey · Post by **hookey** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 4:16 am

thats not the taxi, thats the police you tnuc

jeer · Post by **jeer** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 12:14 pm

We were sat around for ages in my mates flat, trashed as shits.

No one had spoken for a while, deathly silence, didn't bother me that much but I managed to break it with 'All I can think about is seals

'
Honest to god though, all I could think about was seals :s

A bit earlier I got told to look at a picture of a trainer he had on the wall (there was fucking loads) to which I got really upset about the matter and started shouting about which one it is, there's fucking loads. I didn't shut up about it for about 20 minutes aha

more to come when I remember!

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 3:43 am

Jeer wrote:All I can think about is seals

That is glorious.

raposanegra · Post by **raposanegra** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 5:17 pm

Frodo wrote:"Remember that time we had to be there?"

haha love this! classic baked talk! lol

"you know when you meet your neighbor and you say "good morning" and he says "good afternoon" and you think: "damn he must be thinking I'm stupid!" - Well he's the one who should be feeling stupid cuz you said "good morning" first!"

not that genius...

bunjcore · Post by **bunjcore** » Sat Dec 27, 2008 11:10 pm

Its just like breathing only better

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:32 am

"No, you're not jesus cause you don't believe in him" (addressed to yong)

the decoy · Post by **the decoy** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 5:37 pm

"do you think... midgets.. ever have dreams where they are..... regularly sized? and they wear a regular size suit and tie to work everyday?

or would they dream of being a godzillia sized midget and would eat the regular sized people.

or are they the regular size, and we are all just freakishly large?

I guess it's all a matter of perspective really"

I think that's how it went. details are kind of fuzzy.

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 5:52 pm

the decoy wrote:"do you think... midgets.. ever have dreams where they are..... regularly sized? and they wear a regular size suit and tie to work everyday?

or would they dream of being a godzillia sized midget and would eat the regular sized people.

or are they the regular size, and we are all just freakishly large?

I guess it's all a matter of perspective really"

I think that's how it went. details are kind of fuzzy.

lol

neka · Post by **neka** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:08 pm

my mate told me he was so stoned he jacked off to the 'congratulations on updating firefox' page for a good while.

bashment dan · Post by **bashment dan** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:11 pm

once saw my friend try and climb through a letter box, then later we bought 6 quids worth of milk off the milkman doing his rounds:).cant imagine how disgusted he was at us

wurge · Post by **wurge** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 7:29 pm

neka wrote:my mate told me he was so stoned he jacked off to the 'congratulations on updating firefox' page for a good while.

This is quite possibly the greatest thing i have ever read on the internet""!!

dunkno · Post by **dunkno** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 7:40 pm

tellin mala that he was "top 3 selected"...

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 7:51 pm

wurge wrote:
neka wrote:my mate told me he was so stoned he jacked off to the 'congratulations on updating firefox' page for a good while.
This is quite possibly the greatest thing i have ever read on the internet""!!

hahahahaha

theaccuria · Post by **theaccuria** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 8:49 pm

neka wrote:my mate told me he was so stoned he jacked off to the 'congratulations on updating firefox' page for a good while.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahahah

i got all they way through this thread without laughing till i saw that

tminus · Post by **tminus** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 10:13 pm

hookey wrote:thats not the taxi, thats the police you tnuc

lmao

j-sh · Post by **j-sh** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 11:26 pm

i lold many times

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