Does anyone have HAMVST???

rendr · Post by **rendr** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:12 am

Dubiouz wrote:This thread is such bullshit there ain't no such thing as HAM vst! You guys even fucking realise who lame it sounds HAM vst !!?? Comon, keep this crap out of the forum and concentrate on real stuff, wich is Massive by the way, for the ones who still didn't figure out what C&S used for there eastern jam tune.

Why the hell do people go on about that tune!? I think its shit. I got given a free 8th to download that song for someone a few month ago. The only good thing to do with that song.

And I spouse the humor behind HAM VST is lost on you. I thought it was a good excuse for some poor pig and pork jokes.

And their are better synths than massive.

danoldboy · Post by **danoldboy** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:36 am

Dubiouz wrote:This thread is such bullshit there ain't no such thing as HAM vst! You guys even fucking realise who lame it sounds HAM vst !!?? Comon, keep this crap out of the forum and concentrate on real stuff, wich is Massive by the way, for the ones who still didn't figure out what C&S used for there eastern jam tune.

Bigup the touchy vegetarian massive.

jackieboi · Post by **jackieboi** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:13 pm

danoldboy wrote:
Dubiouz wrote:This thread is such bullshit there ain't no such thing as HAM vst! You guys even fucking realise who lame it sounds HAM vst !!?? Comon, keep this crap out of the forum and concentrate on real stuff, wich is Massive by the way, for the ones who still didn't figure out what C&S used for there eastern jam tune.

Bigup the touchy vegetarian massive.

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__________ · Post by **__________** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:25 pm

Dubiouz wrote:This thread is such bullshit there ain't no such thing as HAM vst! You guys even fucking realise who lame it sounds HAM vst !!?? Comon, keep this crap out of the forum and concentrate on real stuff

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stinjee · Post by **stinjee** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:27 pm

Dubiouz wrote:This thread is such bullshit there ain't no such thing as HAM vst! You guys even fucking realise who lame it sounds HAM vst !!?? Comon, keep this crap out of the forum and concentrate on real stuff, wich is Massive by the way, for the ones who still didn't figure out what C&S used for there eastern jam tune.

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altered state · Post by **altered state** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:49 pm

Newbies can't HAMVST.

3rdeye · Post by **3rdeye** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:32 pm

huge hearty fucking lol at this thread and the one that preceded it

__________ · Post by **__________** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:45 pm

http://www.dubstepforum.com/viewtopic.php?t=71920

dysplasia · Post by **dysplasia** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:27 am

This joke was funny 6 years ago when kids were asking about how to maek beetz leik teh apex twinz. Now it just seems used like a poor old hooker.

Brisance · Post by **Brisance** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:56 pm

Altered State wrote:Newbies can't HAMVST.

/b/ is that way -->

EDIT: wtf I thought this thread was newer

abZ · Post by **abZ** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:06 pm

Dubiouz wrote:This thread is such bullshit there ain't no such thing as HAM vst! You guys even fucking realise who lame it sounds HAM vst !!?? Comon, keep this crap out of the forum and concentrate on real stuff, wich is Massive by the way, for the ones who still didn't figure out what C&S used for there eastern jam tune.

Sorry old post I know but is this cat for serious?

lessthanthree · Post by **lessthanthree** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:24 am

i lost my copy of hamvst ages ago. i use beefvst for dubstep now, it has a wobblerizer knob shaped like a frog

jsilver · Post by **jsilver** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:03 am

seriously guys where can you get HAMVST at? ive been searching every torrent site and kazaa and its nowhere to be found! i heard that its able to randomly generate huge angry wobbles with little to no effort!! if it's that good, how come there isnt a torrent ne where?????

\/ ahahaha there's a goldie emote. \/

b-lam · Post by **b-lam** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:05 am

jsilver wrote:seriously guys where can you get HAMVST at? ive been searching every torrent site and kazaa and its nowhere to be found! i heard that its able to randomly generate huge angry wobbles with little to no effort!! if it's that good, how come there isnt a torrent ne where?????

All the torrents got shut down :goldie:

DOOMTROOPER/T40 · Post by **DOOMTROOPER/T40** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:33 am

I managed to get hold of HAMVST:Swine Edition.
So good my wobbles were literally dripping with fat. Proper FAT bass lines with that thing.
Hard to get hold of but if you can get it you will never turn back.
Cheers to the future

futures_untold · Post by **futures_untold** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:58 am

If you're willing to pay for it, digital village, soundcontrol & dolphin music all stock it.

lowpass · Post by **lowpass** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 12:18 pm

futures_untold wrote:If you're willing to pay for it, digital village, soundcontrol & dolphin music all stock it.

Yeah right theres no way he can afford it, chase and status could only just get the money together to buy it and thats between 2 of them.

futures_untold · Post by **futures_untold** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 12:21 pm

Lowpass wrote:
futures_untold wrote:If you're willing to pay for it, digital village, soundcontrol & dolphin music all stock it.
Yeah right theres no way he can afford it, chase and status could only just get the money together to buy it and thats between 2 of them.

They do have a student rate and a cheeky rascal rate. You'll need to check the HamVST website for details.

My recollection is that you can dl the .dll directly!

altered state · Post by **altered state** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 12:43 pm

I bought the Christmas Dinner XXL version - its good you get the salt and pepper filters - adds alot of zing and flavour to your ham but gotta be carefull as most cured ham quite salty as it comes.

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 2:29 pm

Salty parts, yak ... blatantly about the honeyglaze filter.

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