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Post by dubluke » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:19 pm

Dubplate wrote:
dubluke wrote:mine would say "whoever you shag, please make sure it isn't mikey g"
hes a good looking lad you know :wink:
its a pity he's such an ass though ;)
gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
"ketchup sounds for ketchup people"
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Post by RubiconMan » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:41 pm

dubluke wrote:
Dubplate wrote:
dubluke wrote:mine would say "whoever you shag, please make sure it isn't mikey g"
hes a good looking lad you know :wink:
its a pity he's got such an ass though ;)
u wot?
"Our guest will arrive at some point, depends what time The Bill finishes."
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Post by dubluke » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:45 pm

Are-K142 wrote:
dubluke wrote:
Dubplate wrote:
dubluke wrote:mine would say "whoever you shag, please make sure it isn't mikey g"
hes a good looking lad you know :wink:
its a pity he's got such an ass though ;)
u wot?
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gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
"ketchup sounds for ketchup people"
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Post by RubiconMan » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:51 pm

tehehehe
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Post by drokkr » Sun Jun 14, 2009 3:20 pm

in out in out in out in out in out... make up your mind for fucks sake!
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Post by djelements » Sun Jun 14, 2009 4:10 pm

"Why are you talking to her and not putting me in her?"
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Post by drokkr » Sun Jun 14, 2009 5:09 pm

fuck ya! got her in the eye!
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Post by missedthebus » Sun Jun 14, 2009 5:18 pm

"personally I prefer them with a pulse but hey, gotta try everything once I suppose."
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Post by rectaldubz » Sun Jun 14, 2009 5:56 pm

"i always get emotional over porn" *crys*
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Post by a of dkr » Sun Jun 14, 2009 6:55 pm

"stop thinking about something else, I'm trying to enjoy myself here" :lol:
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Post by mikey_g » Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:05 pm

"i dont think i'll fit in dubluke"
Recently reborn and relocated to glasgow

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Post by kamala » Sun Jun 14, 2009 11:05 pm

yay the MOAR HEAD IN '09 \o/ campaign worked!!
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Post by bandshell » Sun Jun 14, 2009 11:37 pm

Would do the Vic Reeves club singer impression.
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Post by Pistonsbeneath » Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:19 pm

i'm about to spit all over a ladys hair
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Post by pidge » Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:34 pm

bandshell wrote:Would do the Vic Reeves club singer impression.
haha
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Post by limb » Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:51 pm

heya whatta ya doin' I'm a sleepin 'ere? ya get ta fuck outta me...
hey yea I, a yea I see wha ya mean, hey ya looka that, that's a nice, why don't you a, go on, lessa gettin' a there, come on a,
wha? Come on!!
ya son of a bitch,
where you a?
what you a?

Piece of shit,
Useless fucking goddamned a son of a fucking excuse for a streak of shit,
goddamnned
god... damned...
damned...
hurrmph.
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Post by hera » Mon Jun 15, 2009 10:00 pm

at least install some subs under your bed ffs
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Post by yong » Tue Jun 16, 2009 12:19 am

"sup"
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Post by sigbowls » Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:21 am

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