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or if you really wants to go deep and be teh uber dubstep nerd then go cop some 'chase and status' -

you might struggle to find it either here on this forum (this kids are all waaay to young to understand) and out there in record shops as all the collectors have snapped up cheese001-007 allready due to their massive value

This thread is the equivalent of a massively raised eyebrow

If you're American or from mainland Europe, it would be a good idea to start using British slang and any and all jungle lingo you can come across. Don't worry about what it means, people use it randomly anyway.

Say these words repeatedly:

bigups the jungle massif, innit

It'll make you look cultured and down with the scene. Enjoyment of the music itself will follow. Also claim to be a 'junglist', even when your knowledge of 'jungle' doesn't go much further than 'Sound Murderer' by Remarc and 'Original Nuttah' by Shy FX and UK Apache. Call good guys 'sound blokes' and complain about how dubstep has degenerated into nothing but 'wobble'. 99% of the people you associate with love wobble but will feel bad about liking it, this'll prompt them to seek out more obscure tunes without those overused basslines with LFO'd filter cut-offs. Every time someone brings up dubstep you do not know, claim to have their stuff on vinyl and enter their names into your mobile phone, THEN go to a dubstep blog or P2P network and download this stuff and read every interview from said musician so you can school everyone the following day.

Class dismissed.

Genevieve wrote:Also claim to be a 'junglist', even when your knowledge of 'jungle' doesn't go much further than 'Sound Murderer' by Remarc and 'Original Nuttah' by Shy FX and UK Apache.

Guilty. I use the word to show people how more musically diverse I am then them.

Every time someone brings up dubstep you do not know, claim to have their stuff on vinyl and enter their names into your mobile phone, THEN go to a dubstep blog or P2P network and download this stuff and read every interview from said musician so you can school everyone the following day.

this is deep.

cant help but think i've probably done this.. eep..

surely its just excitement at your shiney new find?

Well lucky for you my friend, there is bassless Dubstep aka Cackstep. Look into this genre and play it on your laptop computer speakers. Your new unsuspecting dubstepper friends will not know the difference. All the wobbles at midrange and none of the sub crap everyone pretends to like. It's win win.

And get yar Crocks and one of these.



Everyone will know you like bass.

Genevieve wrote:If you're American or from mainland Europe, it would be a good idea to start using British slang and any and all jungle lingo you can come across. Don't worry about what it means, people use it randomly anyway.

Say these words repeatedly:

bigups the jungle massif, innit

It'll make you look cultured and down with the scene. Enjoyment of the music itself will follow. Also claim to be a 'junglist', even when your knowledge of 'jungle' doesn't go much further than 'Sound Murderer' by Remarc and 'Original Nuttah' by Shy FX and UK Apache. Call good guys 'sound blokes' and complain about how dubstep has degenerated into nothing but 'wobble'. 99% of the people you associate with love wobble but will feel bad about liking it, this'll prompt them to seek out more obscure tunes without those overused basslines with LFO'd filter cut-offs. Every time someone brings up dubstep you do not know, claim to have their stuff on vinyl and enter their names into your mobile phone, THEN go to a dubstep blog or P2P network and download this stuff and read every interview from said musician so you can school everyone the following day.

Class dismissed.

in fairness sound murderer is fucking amazing.....if you only had that from all of jungle you'd be doing well...name me a more mashed up amen jungle tune than 'thunderclap'?

Piston wrote:

Genevieve wrote:If you're American or from mainland Europe, it would be a good idea to start using British slang and any and all jungle lingo you can come across. Don't worry about what it means, people use it randomly anyway.

Say these words repeatedly:

bigups the jungle massif, innit

It'll make you look cultured and down with the scene. Enjoyment of the music itself will follow. Also claim to be a 'junglist', even when your knowledge of 'jungle' doesn't go much further than 'Sound Murderer' by Remarc and 'Original Nuttah' by Shy FX and UK Apache. Call good guys 'sound blokes' and complain about how dubstep has degenerated into nothing but 'wobble'. 99% of the people you associate with love wobble but will feel bad about liking it, this'll prompt them to seek out more obscure tunes without those overused basslines with LFO'd filter cut-offs. Every time someone brings up dubstep you do not know, claim to have their stuff on vinyl and enter their names into your mobile phone, THEN go to a dubstep blog or P2P network and download this stuff and read every interview from said musician so you can school everyone the following day.

Class dismissed.

in fairness sound murderer is fucking amazing.....if you only had that from all of jungle you'd be doing well...name me a more mashed up amen jungle tune than 'thunderclap'?

Remarc can do no wrong, not at all, love the dude. He's just a bit of a 'go-to guy' if you know what I mean.

Genevieve wrote:

Piston wrote:

Genevieve wrote:If you're American or from mainland Europe, it would be a good idea to start using British slang and any and all jungle lingo you can come across. Don't worry about what it means, people use it randomly anyway.

Say these words repeatedly:

bigups the jungle massif, innit

It'll make you look cultured and down with the scene. Enjoyment of the music itself will follow. Also claim to be a 'junglist', even when your knowledge of 'jungle' doesn't go much further than 'Sound Murderer' by Remarc and 'Original Nuttah' by Shy FX and UK Apache. Call good guys 'sound blokes' and complain about how dubstep has degenerated into nothing but 'wobble'. 99% of the people you associate with love wobble but will feel bad about liking it, this'll prompt them to seek out more obscure tunes without those overused basslines with LFO'd filter cut-offs. Every time someone brings up dubstep you do not know, claim to have their stuff on vinyl and enter their names into your mobile phone, THEN go to a dubstep blog or P2P network and download this stuff and read every interview from said musician so you can school everyone the following day.

Class dismissed.

in fairness sound murderer is fucking amazing.....if you only had that from all of jungle you'd be doing well...name me a more mashed up amen jungle tune than 'thunderclap'?

Remarc can do no wrong, not at all, love the dude. He's just a bit of a 'go-to guy' if you know what I mean.

i spose he is since the mu releases....but before then he was underrated by the junglist on the street...

surely dj hype, shy fx, ganja kru are the go to guys?

Piston wrote:

Genevieve wrote:

Piston wrote:

Genevieve wrote:If you're American or from mainland Europe, it would be a good idea to start using British slang and any and all jungle lingo you can come across. Don't worry about what it means, people use it randomly anyway.

Say these words repeatedly:

bigups the jungle massif, innit

It'll make you look cultured and down with the scene. Enjoyment of the music itself will follow. Also claim to be a 'junglist', even when your knowledge of 'jungle' doesn't go much further than 'Sound Murderer' by Remarc and 'Original Nuttah' by Shy FX and UK Apache. Call good guys 'sound blokes' and complain about how dubstep has degenerated into nothing but 'wobble'. 99% of the people you associate with love wobble but will feel bad about liking it, this'll prompt them to seek out more obscure tunes without those overused basslines with LFO'd filter cut-offs. Every time someone brings up dubstep you do not know, claim to have their stuff on vinyl and enter their names into your mobile phone, THEN go to a dubstep blog or P2P network and download this stuff and read every interview from said musician so you can school everyone the following day.

Class dismissed.

in fairness sound murderer is fucking amazing.....if you only had that from all of jungle you'd be doing well...name me a more mashed up amen jungle tune than 'thunderclap'?

Remarc can do no wrong, not at all, love the dude. He's just a bit of a 'go-to guy' if you know what I mean.

i spose he is since the mu releases....but before then he was underrated by the junglist on the street...

surely dj hype, shy fx, ganja kru are the go to guys?

Sure, but namedroppin' Remarc makes you look more cultured and gives you more cred. B-]

Genevieve wrote:

Piston wrote:

Genevieve wrote:

Piston wrote:

Genevieve wrote:If you're American or from mainland Europe, it would be a good idea to start using British slang and any and all jungle lingo you can come across. Don't worry about what it means, people use it randomly anyway.

Say these words repeatedly:

bigups the jungle massif, innit

It'll make you look cultured and down with the scene. Enjoyment of the music itself will follow. Also claim to be a 'junglist', even when your knowledge of 'jungle' doesn't go much further than 'Sound Murderer' by Remarc and 'Original Nuttah' by Shy FX and UK Apache. Call good guys 'sound blokes' and complain about how dubstep has degenerated into nothing but 'wobble'. 99% of the people you associate with love wobble but will feel bad about liking it, this'll prompt them to seek out more obscure tunes without those overused basslines with LFO'd filter cut-offs. Every time someone brings up dubstep you do not know, claim to have their stuff on vinyl and enter their names into your mobile phone, THEN go to a dubstep blog or P2P network and download this stuff and read every interview from said musician so you can school everyone the following day.

Class dismissed.

in fairness sound murderer is fucking amazing.....if you only had that from all of jungle you'd be doing well...name me a more mashed up amen jungle tune than 'thunderclap'?

Remarc can do no wrong, not at all, love the dude. He's just a bit of a 'go-to guy' if you know what I mean.

i spose he is since the mu releases....but before then he was underrated by the junglist on the street...

surely dj hype, shy fx, ganja kru are the go to guys?

Sure, but namedroppin' Remarc makes you look more cultured and gives you more cred. B-]

and john b doesn't lol

hes made 1 tune i dont hate and its a remix of grooveriders secrets lol

To be honest all you need to do is shave your pubes, roll them into a spliff (to make this simply crush up 10 paracetemol tablets, grated banana, the pubes and also someone who is also a member of the secret dubstep society's pubes, put it into a paper ball and swallow)

Try the Citizen's advice bureau, I got my application form from there.

dubstepjack wrote:everyone at my school likes dubstep, I think it must be cool. How do I get into it? I don't really like bass so I am having trouble enjoying it at the moment.

Please help..

I think if I start buying cannabis I will learn to like it but my parents say cannabis is a gate way drug!! Im so confused.. what should I do?

LOL

dubstepjack wrote:everyone at my school likes dubstep, I think it must be cool. How do I get into it? I don't really like bass so I am having trouble enjoying it at the moment.

Please help..

I think if I start buying cannabis I will learn to like it but my parents say cannabis is a gate way drug!! Im so confused.. what should I do?

You don't like Dubstep but you call yourself 'DubstepJack' TOOL

piston wrote:

Genevieve wrote:If you're American or from mainland Europe, it would be a good idea to start using British slang and any and all jungle lingo you can come across. Don't worry about what it means, people use it randomly anyway.

Say these words repeatedly:

bigups the jungle massif, innit

It'll make you look cultured and down with the scene. Enjoyment of the music itself will follow. Also claim to be a 'junglist', even when your knowledge of 'jungle' doesn't go much further than 'Sound Murderer' by Remarc and 'Original Nuttah' by Shy FX and UK Apache. Call good guys 'sound blokes' and complain about how dubstep has degenerated into nothing but 'wobble'. 99% of the people you associate with love wobble but will feel bad about liking it, this'll prompt them to seek out more obscure tunes without those overused basslines with LFO'd filter cut-offs. Every time someone brings up dubstep you do not know, claim to have their stuff on vinyl and enter their names into your mobile phone, THEN go to a dubstep blog or P2P network and download this stuff and read every interview from said musician so you can school everyone the following day.

Class dismissed.

in fairness sound murderer is fucking amazing.....if you only had that from all of jungle you'd be doing well...name me a more mashed up amen jungle tune than 'thunderclap'?

Thunderclap is one of mankind's highest achievements. It should be launched into space as a warning not to fuck with Planet Earth.

uncle bill wrote:Thunderclap is one of mankind's highest achievements. It should be launched into space as a warning not to fuck with Planet Earth.

Legendary post.

To appear as if you're into ds when you ain't:

1. rub faeces over face...

ah, what was the rest Kinsman?