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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by Marzz » Sun Sep 09, 2012 6:31 am

Had a triple flusher.


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Post by sigbowls » Sun Sep 09, 2012 9:16 am

goat poo is yum
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Post by Marzz » Sun Sep 09, 2012 9:32 am

signals wrote:goat poo is yum
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Post by Liam92 » Sat Oct 13, 2012 2:26 pm

Horrible horrible shits this afternoon after drinking a lot of beer last night

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Post by ninjadog » Sat Oct 13, 2012 3:23 pm

I'm on my iPhone taking a shit right now. So far so good.

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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by Ficticious » Sat Oct 13, 2012 10:01 pm

The best ideas come on the toliet when shitting but then the shitty production rates makes the ideas poo
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Post by noam » Sat Oct 13, 2012 10:14 pm

had the rottenest smelling shit in a long time this morning

about to do another one very soon

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Post by dickman69 » Sat Oct 13, 2012 10:39 pm

2 have been so compact today

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Post by dubstepper » Sun Oct 14, 2012 12:12 am

not just had 1 but did have a painful shit lastnight. my ass treats me like a tnuc these days.
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Post by BonerJams04 » Sun Oct 14, 2012 12:19 am

i squeeze so hard it shot out my butt like rocket
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by ninjadog » Sun Oct 14, 2012 8:16 pm

Why is it you can't usually smell your own shit when you take one? If you go outside and come back to the bathroom it smells like your dad just left a Cleveland steamer.

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Post by mo_respect » Mon Oct 15, 2012 3:11 pm

noam wrote:had the rottenest smelling shit in a long time this morning

about to do another one very soon
yeah i've been on 3 of these in the last 24 hours. big ups pub buffet and kfc buckets :h: / :(

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Post by particle-jim » Mon Oct 15, 2012 3:43 pm

High pressure, high density, bit of a tight squeeze at first but highly satisfying on release :4:
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by Marzz » Thu Oct 18, 2012 2:11 am

anal evacuation

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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Thu Oct 18, 2012 3:30 am

havent had a decent shit in a few weeks now :(

its actually rather depressing.... taking a good shit is one of the cheapest & simplest pleasures in life.
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Post by kidshuffle » Wed Nov 07, 2012 7:50 pm

took a real dandy today
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Post by firky » Sat Nov 17, 2012 9:10 pm

kidshuffle wrote:took a real dandy today
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by noam » Sat Nov 17, 2012 9:24 pm

ninjadog wrote:Why is it you can't usually smell your own shit when you take one? If you go outside and come back to the bathroom it smells like your dad just left a Cleveland steamer.
i can always smell my own shit as soon as it comes out

i think the problem you're having is that you're basking in your own shit/fart-musk for too long before evacuating your bowels

i'd suggest less farting, more shitting

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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by fractal » Sat Nov 17, 2012 9:27 pm

sound advice


i've been holding off for a few days, trying to work up a nice prostate tickler
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Re: Post here when you have had a poo

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Sun Nov 18, 2012 12:56 am

^^ that could land you in a lot of shit if you're not careful
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