Irritating shit on facebook

[BonerJams04]

i hate those twats. the apocryphal Nice Guy who thinks women are supposed to give a shit about his patronising opinions on why girls should love their bodies (and skinny people are disgusting) and Respect Themselves (aka only express their sexuality in ways he deems acceptable!)

you're all beautiful ladies! layyyyydeeeeeeeezzzzzz!

gee thanks bro not that i cared.

theirs this kid at my school who is like that. i fucking hate this guy so much. i dnt have a facebook, but ive been told tht this kid posts hundreds of variations of 'im the nice guy, but girls only like jerks'

beat him up! Then you'll be a jerk and all the girlies will like you

id feel bad. ive got like 8 inches on this kid.

[BonerJams04]

oh wait! thats what makes me the jerk! genius.

[Mammoth]

Win win situation at its finest

[Maccaveli]

I'd tell him like I told my mate who got mad and cut one of his female friends off completely cos she wouldn't go out with him after they'd been completely plutonic friends for about 6 years: women are not vending machines that you insert friendship and kindness into in exchange for sex.

The girl is now a year into a relationship with one of my other mates who I accidentally introduced her to, and the first mate resents him for it, that and the fact that he was messing around with like 3 other girls at the time he 'stole his girl'

[antipode]

women are not vending machines that you insert friendship and kindness into in exchange for sex.

So that's what I've been doing wrong

[BonerJams04]

they respond better to degradation

[chekov]

[particle-jim]

Ainsley is such a sinister looking fucker

[kingldub]

I've always thought there was something a little off about Ainsley. Behind closed doors etc

[scattybeanhead]

women are not vending machines that you insert friendship and kindness into in exchange for sex.

So that's what I've been doing wrong

yeah what you need to do is hit and shake them and maybe try and sneak your hand in there, then you'll get sex i've heard

worked for milkshakes at school anyways...

[Dutchstep]

I'm getting so sick of pics with "share and ... wil donate a dollar"
I saw a post the other day of a dying baby wich had (according to them) and a like would save the kid.
First of all, the baby was already dead (for about 2 years now) and second of all, it was because of a hepitatus b vaccin.
People really need to stop posting randon sick images with fals info just to make their facebook more populair.
And fuck off with the like if ... or comment if shit.

There, I said it.

[dickman69]

u guys remember those hood ass girls i was friending on facebook?

well now i have 50+ of them and ive got some friend requesting me

its so strange, not one has ever pm'd me

facebook is just a game now its over

[Shum]

you gotta bring your game to them playa

[BonerJams04]

FBGM

[dickman69]

or bring them

to my game

[Hircine]

or bring them

to my game

tried to say hi?

[scottie584]

[garethom]

I don't even understand what's happening in the picture, let alone how it would make somebody racist to not like it.

[ehbes]

There's a black kid that's why

[PinUp]

Did you not see the black kid???? Clearly you have racist vision!