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- dubluke
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hahahaha me and my mate jack used to use chicken as a code for weed when our parents were around "you got any chicken in your room mate - some carrots maybe?"kidlogic wrote:Roasting chicken =![]()
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bit bait really, we were messheads though

well..i say were...but
"ketchup sounds for ketchup people"gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
And Louis for the more budget minded.datura wrote:is henry in?
Always requested ounces as aussies so lots of fabricated australian mates entered the conversation - "is Mick the aussie over?" etc etc
Remember the oddest one was when we were buying some coke and we had a sardinian mate who referred to it as Old Man. And a mate of mine was coming over from my hometown with some acid. Imagine tapping a phoneline and hearing this -
"Alright mate"
"Yeah cool. Is the old man coming over this evening?"
"Yep he should be. How many legs has he got"
"Erm three but two of them are broken"
"Ok. I hear mateyboys coming over with his wierd uncle this evening (in reference to the acid)"
"Erm right (not knowing that wierd uncle is a euphemism for acid). Does he get along with the old man"
"Yeah can do as long as he doesn't get too wierd or the old man gets aggressive"
"See ya in a couple of hours then"
Has anyone ever been busted through a wire-tap in the uk, cause I seem to know a lot of people that don't even bother and never get any hassle.
Hmm....


Somebody say roast?stanton wrote:thief wrote:Toast, but no roast.
You should popped round to mine on Sunday. Roast pork & 6 veg. STFU.


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- braiden
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I said it last night on the show and ill say it again, the pork was a lot mate
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Thanks for the offer, too kind. 6 Veg is very impressive, but needs more animals. My mate claims to have eaten something like 14 different animals in one meal while somewhere in South America - I made him supply an itemised list cause I didn't believe.stanton wrote:thief wrote:Toast, but no roast.
You should popped round to mine on Sunday. Roast pork & 6 veg. STFU.
And "Toast, but no roast" is his philosophy as to whether eating on the toilet is acceptable. He's a wrong un. He actually made me a crumpet a few years ago and buttered the brown side... he'd had them like that all his life poor bastard.
- bob crunkhouse
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LOL! thats funny as hell. I think its all bullshit paranoia myself, ive never known anyone to get caught via tapping, as if they've got the time to waste on small time dealers anyway!Shonky wrote:And Louis for the more budget minded.datura wrote:is henry in?
Always requested ounces as aussies so lots of fabricated australian mates entered the conversation - "is Mick the aussie over?" etc etc
Remember the oddest one was when we were buying some coke and we had a sardinian mate who referred to it as Old Man. And a mate of mine was coming over from my hometown with some acid. Imagine tapping a phoneline and hearing this -
"Alright mate"
"Yeah cool. Is the old man coming over this evening?"
"Yep he should be. How many legs has he got"
"Erm three but two of them are broken"
"Ok. I hear mateyboys coming over with his wierd uncle this evening (in reference to the acid)"
"Erm right (not knowing that wierd uncle is a euphemism for acid). Does he get along with the old man"
"Yeah can do as long as he doesn't get too wierd or the old man gets aggressive"
"See ya in a couple of hours then"
Has anyone ever been busted through a wire-tap in the uk, cause I seem to know a lot of people that don't even bother and never get any hassle.
I used to know a dealer who requested you ask for a little boy (in reference to a teenth), imagine the police hearing that, "you got two little boys?" "Yes mate, do you want me to drop them off round yours?"sounds like a pedophile ring.
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DMZ in Brighton - Mala/Loefah/Pokes @ Audio, Brighton - November 13th
i may be wrong but i don't think wire taps are admissable as evidence in court. suppose if they suspect you after hearing a wire tap and then search you you're buggered thoughShonky wrote:Has anyone ever been busted through a wire-tap in the uk, cause I seem to know a lot of people that don't even bother and never get any hassle.
- blizzardmusic
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