The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Molzie]

yeah aye. I remember mum asking why I kept washing my sheets every odd day.

[bennyfroobs]

and later in life u realise ur matress is doomed to be stained with jizz and other peoples period blood regardless of how often u wash ur sheets

such is life

[ehbes]

Or ya know, you just don't jizz your bed when you sleep....

[sigbowls]

its better then pissing the bed

[nowaysj]

It was very nearly my first wet dream. #trauma

dude what how have u never had one of those before?!

did you discover wanking at an extremely early age? when i was in puberty if i went 3 days without a wank it was wetdream central in my pants. impossible to hold in all the spunk being produced

Always been really good at keeping the pipes clean.

[sigbowls]

if your healthy it shouldnt happen

[Shum]

Just googled 'Auto fellatio dream' and found an auto fellatio thread on a forum dedicated to wet dreams. http://www.wetdreamforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=5371

big up the internet.

[Dj_antmouth]

Http://www.thetoptens.com/worst-music-g ... 437282.asp

Read those comments...
I don't know if this matters to anyone else, but it kinda bothered me. Mostly the "requires no talent, just make teh random sounds" part of it.

(Im "allyouguysareretards" in case you wanted to upvote my comment.)

[Electric_Head]

My PC has officially died
Couldn't even turn it on this morning.
Which makes me think it is the 3 week old PSU.
Which is annoying but at least it's under warranty.
Going to swop it out for my old psu and see if the problem persists.

Annoyed

What brand is the psu?

Are you using a surge protector?

Try a different power outlet/ check your outlet with a multimeter.

It's a Seasonic 650w 80% bronze certified.
A quality PSU in every way.
Either it's a matter of it being a manufacture fault but because I've just recently had to replace the previous PSU, I am beggining to thing it could well be a symptom of a larger problem which is why I'm thinking it could be Motherboard.
I meant to short the psu t test last night but got preoccupied by many things.

Regarding your statement above, I have tried various outlets with no change.

[Terpit]

just got trolled into watching a video of two women, one tied up and bent over, the other one slingshot/catapulting spikey conkers at the arsehole of the tied up woman. the fuck man. it looked so incredibly painful.

i feel not good )-:

lol wtf

[wub]

just got trolled into watching a video of two women, one tied up and bent over, the other one slingshot/catapulting spikey conkers at the arsehole of the tied up woman. the fuck man. it looked so incredibly painful.

i feel not good )-:

lol wtf

That was on efukt a while ago.

[Electric_Head]

just got trolled into watching a video of two women, one tied up and bent over, the other one slingshot/catapulting spikey conkers at the arsehole of the tied up woman. the fuck man. it looked so incredibly painful.

i feel not good )-:

lol wtf

My friend has this on his phone the other day.
He thought it was hilarious.

[nowaysj]

Have been wondering all day what a spikey conker is. I've decided it is those spikey turtle shells from mario bros.

[Terpit]

You don't get conkers in the US?

[wub]

Have been wondering all day what a spikey conker is. I've decided it is those spikey turtle shells from mario bros.

I'm sure if you were to Google "efukt conker" and then follow one of the video links you'd get the idea.

[nowaysj]

Maybe we do, but I'm not aware of them.

[wub]

Maybe we do, but I'm not aware of them.

aka horse chestnut tree seeds

[garethom]

The conker is the brown ting inside get me

[sigbowls]

i want to try one of those

i thought that was something els

[nowaysj]

The conker is the brown ting inside get me

Yeah, I don't think we get those, have lived from coast to coast, but not so much in between, but never seen anything quite like that.